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  • (snoring)

  • - Right about now I'm wishing I had ears

  • just so I could use these ear plugs

  • (shrieking)

  • - Huh? What? Huh? What the?

  • - Wow! Did you guys hear that?

  • - Sounded like a woman scream!

  • - Yeah and she sounded hot! We better check it out.

  • Orange, you see any hot ladies come through here?

  • - Uh...

  • - Let's split up! I'll go that way,

  • Pear, you go that way. Orange you--

  • - (Screams)

  • - ...or apparently the hot lady. Uh.

  • Not the first time I've been fooled by a sexy

  • voice, and it won't be the last.

  • - Orange, I've never heard you scream like that before

  • - I've never been in this kind of pain before!

  • (screams)

  • - Bro, if you keep screaming like that you're gonna

  • scare away all the hot ladies that might be lurking about

  • - I'm calling Doctor Banana's now

  • - Greetings and hello! I heard the screams

  • of a hot lady who might be in need of medical attention

  • - Well it's just Orange, but he definitely needs help!

  • - Yeah! You can say that again!

  • - I see. Well this news is quite disappointing,

  • as I haven't felt a woman's touch since the Reagan

  • administration, but let's take a look inside

  • (buzzing)

  • Ah hah! Just as I suspected, he's got himself a kidney seed!

  • - Really? 'cuz that looks like a toy race car in his stomach

  • - What can I say? I like fast food

  • (burps)

  • (laughs)

  • - Please ignore the toy car that Orange inexplicably

  • consumed, as well as Orange's excruciating pun.

  • What's causing his pain is this tiny dot right here.

  • - That? (laughs mockingly) Bro,

  • you're complaining about that little spec?

  • - Now Grapefruit, kidney seeds are widely known to

  • be one of the most painful issues a fruit can experience.

  • - Thi- this is a joke right? I mean come on!

  • How can something that small dish out so much pain?

  • - I'll be happy to show you if

  • you snore again tomorrow night!

  • - Now Orange, don't worry, we have

  • several methods to remove the kidney seed.

  • We can remove it surgically with a knife

  • - Cool!

  • - We can blast it to pieces with a laser!

  • - Wow!

  • - We can blast it into pieces using

  • sound waves from this boom box!

  • - How do these options get cooler every time?!

  • - Or the final option is this mystery box!

  • - Wow!

  • - Which one is the least invasive Doctor?

  • I'm sure Orange is also concerned about the cost.

  • - (indiscernible mouth noises)

  • Quiet Pear! I choose the mystery box!

  • Yeah! It's a rubber chicken!

  • - (indiscernible mouth noises)

  • Orange! How the heck is a rubber chicken

  • supposed to help you with your kidney seed?

  • - I dunno. Let's find out! Okay, he's

  • not helpful, but look at his face! (laughing)

  • - Doc! You gotta go in and remove his seed!

  • - I'm sorry Pear, but I need patient consent

  • and the patient has selected the

  • rubber chicken method of removal.

  • - (laughing) Hey! Did you guys see it

  • has a hole down there? (laughing)

  • - Well, at least he seems to be enjoying himself.

  • (laughing)

  • (gasps)

  • (screams)

  • (farts)

  • - Whoa! What happened?

  • - Orange appears to have laughed so

  • hard he passed his kidney seed!

  • (flying noises)

  • Hey look! The seed is still ricocheting around

  • the room! It could hit any one of us at an--

  • - Arrp!

  • - Grapefruit! What happened!?

  • - I- I think I might have a seed up my... hole down there!

  • - In a truly ironic turn of events, it appears

  • the seed has lodged itself near Grapefruit's kidney

  • - Which is A-OK by him, 'cuz there's no way a little old

  • seed could cause that much pain, right Grapefruit?

  • - Ha ha, very funny- (shrieks in pain)

  • - I recommend we remove the seed immediately,

  • Which method do you choose?

  • - Hmm, this is a really hard decision

  • yeah I gotta go with the mystery box

  • - What?!

  • - It could be anything Pear!

  • - Yeah! It could even be a knife!

  • - Am I the only one with any sense around here!

  • There's already a knife, right there!

  • Why not just use the knife method?

  • - No! Knife!

  • (foreboding music)

  • [All]- Huh?

  • (screams)

  • - Oh sweet! It removed the- (screams)

  • - So I gotta know, did that hurt more,

  • or less than the kidney seed?

  • - Would ya shut up and super glue me back together already?!

  • (cheerful music)

(snoring)

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迷惑なオレンジ - 腎臓の種の攻撃 (Annoying Orange - Kidney Seed Attack!)

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    Summer に公開 2021 年 01 月 14 日
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