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- Hey, everyone, and welcome to story time.
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Today, Orange and I are telling the story of 101 Dalmatians.
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- I think it'll really hit the spot!
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(Orange laughing)
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(Pear groaning)
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Don't be like that, dog puns are pawsome and you know it!
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(Orange laughing)
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- Are you done?
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- Pawsibly!
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(Orange laughing) (Pear groaning)
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- Well, if Orange doesn't have
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any more awful jokes prepared.
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- Nope, only pawful jokes.
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(Orange laughing) (Pear groaning)
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- Let's start the story, shall we?
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Once upon a time,
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a dalmatian named Missis gave birth
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to a huge litter of puppies and...
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(record screeching)
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Wait, what's going on?
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- I think our animator quit.
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- He quit?
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- Guess all those puppies were too much dog-gon-work.
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(Orange laughing)
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- Yeah, come to think of it,
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I guess this story is really hard to animate.
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Well, what are we gonna do?
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Story time episodes depend on him!
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Are we gonna have to cancel today's episode?
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- Relax, Pear,
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when you've had your own Cartoon Network show,
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you pick up a thing or two about animation.
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- Wait, you're saying you can animate
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today's episode yourself?
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- I'll have to cut some corners, but I hate corners anyways.
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I am a circle after all.
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(Orange laughing)
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- Okay, do what you gotta do.
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Even if it's not perfect, it's better than nothing.
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- Pawsome to hear, let's keep this doggy rolling.
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(Orange laughing)
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- Okay, as I was saying, once upon a time,
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a dalmatian gave birth to a huge litter of puppies.
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- [Orange] Yeah, but instead of being
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a bunch of separate dogs,
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they fused into one giant puppy
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the size of 101 puppies put together.
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Also, the mega puppy sorta looked like a horse,
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'cause dogs are really hard to draw when you have no hands.
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(Orange laughing) (Pear groaning)
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- I assume these are the sorts of corners
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that will have to be cut?
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- You get what you pay for, Pear.
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And I'm free as a bird.
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(Orange laughing)
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- All right, anyway, days later,
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Missis Went out for a walk with her owner and they--
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- [Orange] Maybe instead of going on a walk,
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they could go on a hop.
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- A what? - A hop!
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See, it's a lot easier for them to hop around
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without moving their legs.
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Also, could the human owner lady be a dancing baby instead?
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- [Pear] A dancing baby, why?
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- Well, the software comes with a dancing baby preloaded.
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So, oh baby, would it save me a lot of work.
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(Orange laughing)
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- Fine, whatever!
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So, apparently our main character
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is now hopping through a park with a dancing baby.
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- [Orange] Heck yeah, she is.
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Ooga-chaka, ooga-chaka.
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(Orange laughing)
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Look at his little feet!
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- [Pear] Anyway, as they were hopping or dancing,
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or whatever the heck it is they were doing,
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they ran into Cruella de Vil, who was wealthy,
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very fashion conscious and--
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- [Orange] Was also a cube!
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- [Pear] A cube?
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- [Orange] Hey, but it's an evil cube,
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who didn't talk or move or do anything difficult to animate.
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- [Pear] Orange!
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- [Orange] Okay, okay, fine.
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She hopped around a little sometimes, look at her go!
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(Orange laughing)
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We get to call her Cuberella se Vil, though, okay?
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- Orange, if you couldn't animate this stuff,
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then why did you volunteer?
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- Pear, the show must go on.
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We can't deny our audience the classic tale
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of 101 dalmatians.
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We gotta tell 'em how a horse looking mega puppy
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thwarted an evil fashionista cube.
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- Doesn't sound like a story anybody needs to hear,
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if you ask me.
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- Just wait, it gets better than you could pawsibly imagine!
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(Orange laughing)
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(Pear sighing)
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See, Cubella de Vil kidnapped the mega puppy,
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she hopped all the way across town with it.
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Meanwhile, Missis owner was useless
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because dancing babies can't really do much.
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So, it was up to Missis to save her mega puppy.
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Not that Mega Puppy needed any help,
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'cause how hard is it to defeat a cube, you know?
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When you really think about it,
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a cube makes for a pretty awful villain.
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- [Pear] I know!
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That's why I wanted Cruella De Vil to be a human!
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- [Orange] Hm, let me see what other preset characters
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I have laying around.
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Oh, how about we make Cruella de Vil a dancing baby,
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would that be better?
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- No! - You sure?
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It's super easy to copy paste a bunch of times.
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Oh, what do you think of this title?
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"101 Dancing Babies."
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- [Pear] No!
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- [Orange] You want more?
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I can do more, super easy.
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Copy paste, copy paste, copy paste, copy paste.
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- Orange, even one dancing baby in this story is too many.
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- Uh-oh, then I got bad news, I can't stop 'em,
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they grown too powerful.
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The dancing babies are multiplying at an exponential rate.
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My computer can't take it!
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- Do not let that computer blow up, Orange!
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I'm warning you!
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- Okay, there's one last chance.
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I'm gonna try and fuse all the dancing babies
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into one mega dancing baby.
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- I don't care what you have to do, just do it!
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- [Orange] It's working, look at the size of that thing!
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Whoa!
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Imagine having to change that diaper.
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(Orange laughing)
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(Pear groaning)
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- Well, Orange, as always,
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you've completely derailed story time
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and our audience has learned nothing.
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We'll see you next time, assuming there is a next time.
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- Come on, Pear, you're just being a big baby.
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(Orange laughing)
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(Pear groaning)
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(upbeat music)