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- I can't lie, it's a really big problem.
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- Same.
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(laughs)
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- I'm like, I'm fine.
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- I'm good.
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- It's great.
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- Mm-hmm, having a great time.
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(whooshing noise)
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(clanging noise)
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(funky, upbeat music)
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- I'm here with Kelsey.
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And, we are going to see
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how immature we are.
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- Spoiler, it's gonna be real immature.
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(laughs)
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- Okay, would you rather...
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- Mm-hmm.
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- Give your parents unrestricted access
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to your browsing history, or your crush?
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- I think my browsing history is pretty, pretty okay.
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- My browsing history's fine.
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I would say parents.
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(bell dinging)
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- Oh, ooh, oh, I thought the question was
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whether or not the parent could have unrestricted access
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to the browsing history or to your crush.
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And I was like I do not want my parents talking to my crush.
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Oh, okay, yeah, wait.
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Parents.
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(bell dinging)
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Both, why would both be an option?
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That sounds terrible.
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Would you rather know when you're going to die
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and get five more years of life,
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or not know and get nothing.
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- Not know.
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(bell dinging)
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Ignorance is bliss.
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- I would say not know
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(bell dinging)
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because, like, I don't know now.
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So it would literally change nothing about my life,
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and I like it as is.
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(laughs)
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- Exactly.
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I would just be constantly thinking about the day
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I'm gonna die if I knew.
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- Oh, same.
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- I don't need five extra years.
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I'm honestly pretty good now, I've lived a good life.
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(laughs)
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- I'm not, let the record show.
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(laughs)
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- Kill me first, okay.
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(laughs)
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Would you rather be able to read minds,
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or be able to see the future?
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- Oh, no.
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I feel like both hold things I don't want to know,
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and don't need to know.
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- So you're gonna say neither?
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That's an option.
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- Oh, that's an option?
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Oh yeah, ahhhh...
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- I'm gonna say read minds.
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(bell dinging)
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- Wait, I can read minds, I can read minds
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when I want to, but I don't always have
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to read minds, right.
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And the same is with the future, right?
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- Oh, I guess.
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- Cause there's some superheroes that cannot help it,
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and hear everybody's thoughts, that's pretty brutal.
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- And that's sad, that's hard.
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- I don't know, see the future.
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(bell dinging)
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I don't care about what people think about me.
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(laughs)
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- I'm gonna do read minds.
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- Okay, at this point we differ?
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- Yeah.
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- Until then we had a united front.
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Would you rather give up your favorite food forever,
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or wake up every single day
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completely covered in peanut butter?
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Wake up every single day completely covered
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(bell dinging)
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in peanut butter.
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That sounds amazing.
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Give up my favorite food forever?
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But was it just like one of them?
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- What's my favorite food?
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- Cause I like, I swap.
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Sometimes I'll eat it too much, and then I'll be done.
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- I don't want to be covered in peanut butter though.
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(bell dinging)
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I would give up.
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- Yeah, I'd give up my favorite food.
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(slide whistle sound)
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- I just, I don't want to do that much laundry.
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- Mm.
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- If I didn't have to do all the laundry...
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- But just like peanut butter in your hair every day,
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I'd have to wash my hair every day.
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And I don't do that.
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- I would probably just shave my head.
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- That would be a good move.
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- Would you rather
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have an orgasm every 10 seconds,
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or once every 10 years?
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No!
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- My maturity level can't handle this.
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I don't want to answer this question.
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Or, there's an option, never orgasm again.
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What would you, why?
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Who would pick that option?
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Sorry mom and dad, please don't watch this video.
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- I don't think I could do every 10 seconds.
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(bell dinging)
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- I guess 10 years, that'd be so sad though.
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(bell dinging)
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- Cause I could never work.
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- That'd be so sad.
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- Yeah, it would be, but it would be like,
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maybe the craziest orgasm of all time.
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- Ooh, that'd be nice,
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10 seconds, oh, I couldn't get anything done.
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- Every 10 seconds you would just be in a meeting,
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and it would just be crazy.
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- Every 10...
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- There are people who have that.
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- I feel like every 10 minutes,
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or like every 10 hours would've been a better option here.
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But like, 10 seconds, like, come on.
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Would you rather always smell like roast beef,
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or poop every time you hear a car beep its horn?
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(laughs)
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- No, this is bad.
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- Ew!
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- I guess I would rather smell like roast beef,
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(bell dinging)
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also an option is both.
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- Why would both be an option?
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Yeah, roast beef.
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(bell dinging)
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I will say, that you know, maybe you just get someone
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that really loves roast beef.
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And then that's a great, then it's an asset, really.
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- Cause, honestly, we live in a city
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where cars beep constantly.
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- Every day.
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- Every day, like, multiple times a day.
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- And it's multiple times in one moment, too,
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cause they'll be several different cars.
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- Like, beep beep beep.
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- Just like, poop a ton.
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- It would be like driving a lot.
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- Oh yeah, people being in my car.
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And that's, I'm not about that.
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Would you rather have every song that you listen to
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gradually turn into "All Star" by Smashmouth,
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or every movie gradually turn into "Shrek?"
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(laughs)
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- "Shrek."
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(bell dinging)
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I love "Shrek," that's a no-brainer.
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- I think they're both great.
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- I'm gonna just do "Shrek."
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- I'm gonna say "All Star,"
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(bell dinging)
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just because,
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that, if I'm watching like,
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an Oscar-winning performance,
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I wanna probably see the end.
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Whereas, music, I could just listen to the first
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half of the song, and be like, all right,
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I probably get the gist.
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You know what I mean?
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Cause like, music does repeat itself sometimes.
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- Would you rather have glow-in-the-dark hair,
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or fart confetti?
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- That would be cool.
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And I don't fart that much, fart confetti.
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(bell dinging)
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Heck yeah.
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(laughs)
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- I'm gonna do glow-in-the-dark hair.
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(bell dinging)
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- Although glow-in-the-dark hair does sound pretty cool.
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- I feel like I would have to get into EDM
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if I had glow-in-the-dark hair.
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- Ooh, or you'd feel like Rapunzel, cause her hair glows.
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Ooh, I might change mine.
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- Okay.
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(slide whistle sound)
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(laughs)
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- Cause then I could be Rapunzel.
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- Well, cause then I'm thinking about,
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I'd always have confetti in my pants.
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- Oh yeah, I wouldn't like, actually fart out.
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- Yeah.
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- Nah.
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- Glow hair.
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Would you rather have a head the size of a tennis ball,
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or the neck as wide as a pencil?
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I'm just thinking of my normal head on a pencil,
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and it would snap.
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- Both is an option.
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(laughs)
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If I'm gonna be weird,
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I might as well be weird.
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(bell dinging)
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- I'm gonna go with pencil neck, because,
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in my scenario, my neck doesn't break all the time,
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and, I could just, you know,
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wear turtlenecks.
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And like, wear like, scarves.
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- Oh.
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- Everybody would be like, why do you wear so many scarves?
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And I'd be like, fashion.
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Apparently, I would, in my imagination,
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I would hide it.
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- Okay, you convinced me, I'm gonna do that too.
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(bell dinging)
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I'm not gonna do both.
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I was like, if I'm gonna be weird, I'm gonna be the most...
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- You're gonna be the most, you commit.
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(laughs)
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- Would you rather save someone's life and have
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everyone think you tried to kill them,
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or let them die and be remembered
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as the hero who tried to save them?
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(dramatic music)
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- This messes with my Gryffindor brain so much.
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- I'm a Slytherin.
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- Oh!
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Good to know.
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- If that person thinks that I saved them,
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then that's really all that matters to me.
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- I feel like my opinion to me,
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matters more than other people's opinions,
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because I have to live with my opinion my entire life,
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whereas I don't necessarily have to live
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with other people's opinions,
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like, you could kind of go away from those people.
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- Yeah, I'll save the life.
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(bell dinging)
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- So, I'd save the life,
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(bell dinging)
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because I would know I'm a hero,
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and that's all that matters to me.
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- And then I would
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move away, and, become some rumor...
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- And then tell those people the truth.
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And every time you'd see that person, you'd be like,
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(whispering)
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I saved you, you're welcome.
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- Yeah.
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- Would you rather shit bricks,