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  • Good Tea Party morning, everyone!

  • Peter, you joined the Tea Party?!

  • That's right, Brian.

  • I finally got something better to do

  • with my Saturdays than sit at the mall

  • and watch Japanese girls laugh at normal conversation.

  • So, I drove to work this morning...

  • (all giggling)

  • And I had to stop for coffee.

  • (all giggling)

  • So, there's a Starbucks near my house.

  • (all laughing)

  • You people are a circus.

  • Finally, I'm part of a movement of regular people

  • trying to take back our government.

  • Look, the Tea Party isn't

  • the grassroots movement you think it is.

  • It's actually funded by Big Business types

  • who are using you to get the government out of their way

  • so they can roll over everyone.

  • Mom held hands with a woman at the gas station this morning.

  • Don't know what that means. Just reporting it.

  • All I'm saying is you're being used

  • and you're too clueless to know it.

  • Boy, you just think you're so superior, don't you?

  • Like that first creature to walk on dry land.

  • Hey, where'd you go?

  • Ah, I went for a jog. What's a jog?

  • It's a great way to stay in shape is what it is.

  • Is it like a swim?

  • (laughing condescendingly)

  • No, no, it's, it's nothing like a swim.

  • Wow, a lot of people here today.

  • Yeah. Man, I love street fairs.

  • They got rides, games,

  • and ethnic food cooked horribly by white Americans.

  • Tack-os! Hot tack-os here!

  • Oh, are those tack-os?

  • You better believe they're tack-os.

  • I love tack-os!

  • Especially on a corn tor-tilla.

  • Oh! I love tack-os on a corn tor-tilla!

  • Boy, they're really against socialism.

  • That's right. The Tea Party is all about self-reliance.

  • Look, there's even a Tunnel of Self-Love.

  • Would you like to buy a photo of yourself on the ride, sir?

  • No, I would not.

  • Welcome, everyone!

  • It's great to see so many regular people out here.

  • Folks who are tired of big government

  • and are ready to stand up for their rights.

  • Yeah! Down with the Spend-o-crats!

  • PETER: We are Marshall!

  • And now, it's my privilege

  • to introduce another regular, blue-collar guy,

  • our Quahog chapter spokesman: Joe Workingman!

  • (cheering and applause)

  • Good afternoon, friends and socioeconomic equals!

  • Is anyone else out there sick of government crap?

  • Oh, my God.

  • It's like he's saying everything I'm listening to.

  • That's right.

  • The government wants to tell you what foods to eat.

  • (booing)

  • And what church you can go to.

  • (booing)

  • And that you can't own a chimpanzee

  • because you're not responsible enough.

  • (booing)

  • I would feed it!

  • Also, the government wants to tell you

  • how many children you can have.

  • What?! No!

  • And the government wants to tell you

  • you can't throw your old TVs into the river.

  • Then how I supposed to find TV?

  • If you join the Tea Party, together, we can fix all that.

  • But you probably don't wanna join the Tea Party

  • because all you get are these stupid, awesome keychains!

  • Oh, my God, it's the keychain from the dream!

Good Tea Party morning, everyone!


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