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  • -You guys, I wanna wish everyone

  • a happy Martin Luther King Day.

  • [ Cheering and applause ]

  • All day long, #MLK was trending on Twitter.

  • Unfortunately, President Trump thinks MLK

  • are the Roman numerals for Super Bowl LIV.

  • [ Laughter ]

  • [as Trump] It's 100 minus 50...

  • [ Laughter ] I wanna say congrats to the Kansas City Chiefs

  • and San Francisco 49ers for advancing to Super Bowl LIV.

  • [ Cheering and applause ]

  • Fans of both teams are going crazy,

  • while most of the country is celebrating

  • that it's not the Patriots.

  • [ Cheering and applause ]

  • "You okay, man?"

  • And this is the Chiefs' first trip to the Super Bowl

  • since winning it 50 years ago.

  • Things in the '70s were so much different than they are today.

  • I mean, back then, the president was being impeached.

  • [ Laughter ]

  • [ Fresh laughter ]

  • But Las Vegas is already taking bets

  • for the Super Bowl and this is very interesting.

  • Since 49ers quarterback Jimmy Garoppolo

  • is white and named Jimmy, there are 2:1 odds

  • he might become a late night talk show host.

  • -Really?!

  • [ Laughter and applause ]

  • -That's right. The Kansas City Chiefs

  • beat the Titans to advance to the Super Bowl

  • and, after the game, tight end Travis Kelce

  • shared what he's learned. Take a look.

  • -I learned one thing since I've been here.

  • [ Cheering and applause ] You gotta fight!

  • For your right!

  • To pa-a-a-a-a-a-a-rty!

  • [ Cheering, whistling, and applause ]

  • -Yeah!

  • [ Cheering and applause ]

  • -Ahhh!

  • -The place was so amped,

  • even Jim Nantz shotgunned half a Zima.

  • [ Laughter ]

  • It was so cold on the sidelines of the Chiefs-Titans game

  • that Titans quarterback Ryan Tannehill had to find

  • a creative way to use his tablet without taking his gloves off.

  • Take a look at this. -It's so cold,

  • you don't want to keep taking your gloves off,

  • so, when you're on the sideline, you got the tablet,

  • how do you kind of advance the screen?

  • You do it with your nose.

  • [ Laughter ] -Is he okay after that last hit? -Yeah.

  • [ Laughter and applause ]

  • -After the game --

  • After the game, Tannehill was like,

  • "I would've used something else, but it was way too cold."

  • [ Laughter ]

  • [ Fresh laughter ]

  • Meanwhile, the 49ers looked great yesterday

  • and I saw that their mascot

  • is a character named Sourdough Sam.

  • Can we take a look at him?

  • There he is. [ Laughter ]

  • It's nice to see that Prince Harry already found

  • a new job, isn't it? That's good.

  • [ Laughter and applause ]

  • But everyone is talking about this.

  • Yesterday at the 49ers-Packers game,

  • Rob Lowe was spotted in the stands

  • and he had an interesting choice of hat.

  • Check this out. Yeah.

  • [ Laughter ]

  • A lotta people thought it was odd

  • that he just wore a hat that just supported

  • football, in general.

  • [ Laughter ]

  • But it wasn't really that odd,

  • if you've seen him at other events.

  • I mean, here's Rob Lowe at a music festival.

  • [ Laughter and applause ]

  • Here he is testifying before Congress.

  • [ Laughter ]

  • And here he is just walking around.

  • I mean, he just loves hats. That's all.

  • [ Laughter and applause ] He just likes hats.

  • -He loves hates. -He looks good in all of them.

  • -Always looks good.

  • [ Cheering and applause ]

  • -Well, guys, Trump's Senate impeachment trial

  • begins tomorrow and his legal team is busy

  • preparing their defense strategy.

  • So far, it's to release a live bat in the Senate chamber,

  • then scatter.

  • [ Laughter ] This isn't good.

  • Journalists are upset that Mitch McConnell wants

  • to limit their movements inside the Capitol during the trial.

  • And this is true: even C-SPAN is upset.

  • [ Laughter ]

  • What is even C-SPAN like when it's mad?

  • [ Laughter ] It's like,

  • [hushed] "This is an outrage.

  • [ Laughter ]

  • We don't have to put up with this.

  • I'm about to flip a table on this B."

  • [ Laughter and applause ]

  • Some 2020 news.

  • The New York Times editorial board

  • endorsed Elizabeth Warren and Amy Klobuchar

  • as Democrats' top choices for the 2020 nomination.

  • [ Cheering and applause ]

  • That's right. They picked two candidates.

  • And today their sports section picked the Chiefs

  • and the 49ers to win the Super Bowl.

  • [ Laughter and applause ]

  • This weekend, Bernie Sanders held a rally in New Hampshire

  • and took a moment to thank some of his supporters.

  • This included Jon Fishman from the band Phish,

  • but take a look at what Bernie called the band.

  • -Let me thank Jon Fishman,

  • who's with the Phish. You all know the Phish?

  • [ Laughter and applause ]

  • -He found out about the Phish on the Google.

  • [ Laughter and applause ]

  • And Bernie was like..

  • [as Sanders] If you don't know the Phish,

  • they're the ones with fans who smoke the pot!

  • [ Laughter and applause ]

  • The Google.

  • Everyone's talking about this.

  • Over the weekend, the Food Network had an episode

  • about Pokémon-themed cakes

  • and one baker had a little bit of trouble

  • with their Pikachu cake.

  • Take us out.

  • -Can you help me wiggle? -Yep.

  • [ Squeaking ] [ Laughter ]

  • -I don't wanna lay him down.

  • [ Laughter ]

  • [ Applause ]

  • Hold on, hold on.

  • I know that the only option right now is force

  • [ Laughter ] and the body is taking

  • a beating. -Yeah. Right.

  • [ Laughter and applause ]

  • -Oh!

  • [laughing] Oh, my God!

  • -That entire time, Pikachu was frantically trying

  • to remember the safe word. It's like...

  • [ Laughter ]

  • Pikachu was like, "Don't poke me, mon." Yeah.

  • [ Laughter ] -Oh!

  • -Also, I saw this. A Siberian Husky --

  • [ Laughter ]

  • -"Gotta catch 'em all." Come on. It's just unbelievable, yeah.

  • [laughing] Come on.

  • -A Siberian Husky that was just adopted

  • is going viral for having some pretty interesting eyes.

  • Take a look at this.

  • [ Audience awwing ]

  • Yeah. I think that dog actually

  • just saw what happened to that Pokémon.

  • [ Laughter ] -I don't wanna lay him down.

  • [ Applause ] The only option right now

  • is force. -Alright, alright, alright,

  • alright, alright, very good, okay.

  • -Oh, my God!

  • [ Laughter and applause ]

  • -And, finally, listen to this.

  • A man in New Hampshire had a $21 bar tab

  • and he left a $2,000 tip.

  • So it's official -- Mike Bloomberg will spend

  • whatever it takes to get a vote. We have great show!

-You guys, I wanna wish everyone

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カンザスシティ・チーフスとサンフランシスコ49ersがスーパーボウル54で対戦 (Kansas City Chiefs and San Francisco 49ers to Play Super Bowl 54)

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    林宜悉 に公開 2021 年 01 月 14 日
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