字幕表 動画を再生する 英語字幕をプリント -Welcome back to the show. -Great to be back. Thanks, Jimmy. Good to see you. -You have been everywhere doing press for "Avengers: Endgame." -Yeah. -You must be exhausted. -It's -- It's pretty tiring. Yeah, the last few weeks. -Yeah. -I've been to a lot of places. Started off going to Hong Kong. Was in Hong Kong, and then I flew to New York and then L.A. -Yeah. -And then L.A. to London, and then London back to New York, and then Shanghai, and all within a few weeks. I've racked up a lot of frequent-flyer miles. [ Laughter ] That's the nature of the beast. -Do you like flying? How's the flight to Hong Kong? -It's long. It's a long one. I, uh -- -That's a long one? -But I don't mind it. I've done it twice. I've been to Hong Kong twice. -Wow. -The first time I did it, I fainted. [ Laughter ] I actually fainted. I had two bowls of soup, and then I went to the bathroom. And as I was getting ready to go to the bathroom, I started feeling really dizzy. And I remember there was a handle, and I went to the reach for it, I was like, "Whoa." And then I just blacked out. And the next thing I knew, there was somebody banging on the door, and my right arm was completely submerged in the toilet. [ Audience groans, laughter ] And my left hand was around my penis. [ Laughter and applause ] -Which is odd 'cause normally you hold your penis with your right hand. -That's -- I know. [ Laughter ] -Your left hand's normally in the toilet. -That's exactly right. I had to switch with the handle. [ Laughter ] -Oh, that's what it was. -Yeah. But that's how I found out that I am allergic to MSG. -No way! [ Audience "Ohs" ] So, you really just fainted? -Yeah. -Oh, my gosh. -Yeah. -Well, wow, that's amazing. I'm happy that you're here. [ Laughter ] Well, I mean, it's amazing that you didn't get hurt. -It's amazing that I survived. -No, exactly. Yeah. "Avengers: Endgame" comes out tomorrow. I don't know if you guys heard or knew this, but, yeah. That big movie's coming out tomorrow, and -- [ Cheers and applause ] -Yeah. -It must be hard for you to promote a movie that you can't really talk about. -Yeah, can't talk -- Yeah, it's really tricky. Reporters ask us questions. They haven't seen it. We can't answer anything. We do shows, can't even show clips, really. They're not even releasing any clips. -Yeah, we can't even show any clips from the movie. -There's, like, one -- there's one that they have been showing, but it's just -- I didn't want to recycle that, so I -- I actually brought a clip of something I did not that long ago. I haven't seen it. It's not "Avengers." It was just a recent thing. But I haven't even watched it, but I thought maybe we could watch that. -Wait. So you brought an exclusive clip here? -Yep. -For us tonight? [ Cheers and applause ] -It was something I did not long ago. Again, not "Avengers"-related. -Have you seen it? -No. -You have not seen this yet? -I haven't seen this clip. -All right, well, here's Paul Rudd in an exclusive clip. Take a look. You have been everywhere doing press for "Avengers: Endgame." -Yeah. -You must be exhausted. -It's -- It's pretty tiring. Yeah, the last few weeks. -Yeah. -I've been to a lot of places. Started off going to Hong Kong. Was in Hong Kong, and then I flew to New York and then L.A. -Yeah. -And then L.A. to London, and then London back to New York, and then Shanghai, and all within a few weeks. I've racked up a lot of frequent-flyer miles. [ Laughter ] That's the nature of the beast. -Wow! [ Cheers and applause ] Amazing. -I have to -- I-I have to apologize. I realize I didn't do a very good job setting up that clip. -Oh. -But what you guys saw was -- It was earlier on in this interview. I came out, and I sat down in the chair. [ Laughter ] And we had kind of, like, some pleasantries while you were welcoming me back to the show. Yeah. And then you -- he asked me about all of this travel for "The Avengers." [ Laughter ] So I was just talking about these -- these countries that I've been to. -And now we know -- -Yeah. So that's what -- -That set up the clip anyways. More with Paul Rudd when we come back, everybody.