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-You look good, buddy.
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-They do that for everybody?
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-They do not stand for everybody.
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-Thank you very much. Thank you very much.
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-You got a standing ovation. You felt the love.
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-Yeah. -You look good.
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-Thank you. -You have less of a mustache.
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-I have no mustache. -Yeah.
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-I actually -- It's the first time in about 15 years
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that I have no mustache. -Wow.
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-I had to -- I shaved it off for a role in a movie actually.
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-Ooh, who do you play in the movie?
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-I play the guy without the mustache.
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-Ah! [ Laughter ]
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That's good casting. -Yeah, yeah.
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-Good casting. -It said "guy without mustache."
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It's very broad, but I'm like,
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"I can do that. I'll just take it off."
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-But you look good. You taking care of yourself?
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-I am. I think I am. -Yeah.
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-You know, I do things to take care of myself.
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I don't know -- I don't know what I know, Jimmy. Do you?
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Do you ever think --
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[ Laughter ]
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No, I mean, like, have you ever had a few hours during the day
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and just sat down and go like, "What do I really know?"
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[ Laughter ]
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-I don't -- I don't want to do that.
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-Well, the weird thing is, like --
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and this is all going somewhere.
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Like, if you make a column of things
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you're pretty sure you know, and then you make another column
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of how you know those things,
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about 90% of that second column is just like,
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"Some guy told me." [ Laughter ]
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-That is true.
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-Right, so the point being is like -- Look, I take vitamins.
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Alright? I take them. I take them every day
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because I'm afraid to die and I'm stupid.
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[ Laughter ]
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But every day I take my vitamins.
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I look at them in my hand. -Yeah.
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-I got vitamin B, vitamin D, vitamin C.
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And I look at them. And in my heart, Jimmy,
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I know these don't do anything. -Right.
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[ Laughter ]
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Yeah, they do nothing. -But I'm in. I'm taking them.
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-Yeah. -I'm taking them every day.
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And so I'm in.
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So if I don't take them one morning and I drive somewhere,
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I've actually gone back to my house
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to take my stupid vitamins because in my mind I'm like,
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"What's gonna happen today if I don't take them?
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Am I gonna get in a car accident?"
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And vitamin D stops car accidents.
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-I did not know that. That's fantastic.
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-Yeah. But my point is, is, like, it is kind of B.S.
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And you never know when someone's just gonna randomly
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dump some crap into your head.
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Some guy you don't know that well
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or someone you're just talking to them,
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and out of nowhere they're gonna say something like,
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"Are you taking turmeric?"
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Then you're like, "What? Turmeric?"
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"Yeah, you got to take turmeric."
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And you're like, "Turmeric?"
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"Yeah, turmeric." "The spice?
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Are you talking about the spice?"
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And he's like, "Yeah, you got to take that."
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"Wait, the spice that you buy once to make an Indian recipe,
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and you never use it again and it stains your wooden spoon?
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That turmeric?"
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-Stains your spoon. Yeah.
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-And he's like, "Yeah, you got to be taking that."
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And I'm like, "No, I don't." In my mind, that's ridiculous.
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I'm just tired of all that hype around stuff.
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But, you know, I'm taking it, you know, and --
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[ Laughter ]
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Well, he told me it was for inflammation.
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And then I said, "What do you mean, inflammation?"
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He says, "You know, general inflammation."
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I'm like, "What is that?"
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And he's like, "Well, it's the new bad thing
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that causes all the other bad things, you know?"
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And then I'm like, "What happened to cholesterol?"
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He's like, "Well, it turns out that's good for you."
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[ Laughter ]
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But I got to be honest.
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Since I've been taking it, I feel less inflamed.
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-Wow. -I do.
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-You look less inflamed. -Less inflamed in a general way.
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-Well, you look great. Thank you for coming back to our show.