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  • -As I mentioned before,

  • Alex Rodriguez is on the show tonight!

  • [ Cheers and applause ]

  • I'm so glad he's here.

  • We actually had the chance to work together recently.

  • We called a baseball game together.

  • And it was a lot of fun.

  • But the teleprompter operator was kind of a loose cannon.

  • He would put lines into the teleprompter

  • that we had never seen before, so we'd end up reading things

  • for the first time live on air.

  • It was a little nerve-racking,

  • but I think we handled it all right.

  • We actually have a clip

  • of some of our highlights from the broadcast.

  • Take a look.

  • ♪♪

  • [ Cheers and applause ]

  • -Hello! And welcome to today's game.

  • I'm Jimmy Fallon.

  • And if you're wondering, yes, they're real.

  • -Yes, they are. And I'm Alex Rodriguez.

  • And you can call me little cutie.

  • Wait. Juicy Fruit booty.

  • Uh, Jimmy, can I be honest?

  • Uh, I have an idea.

  • What am I doing here? And what baseball is?

  • Back to you, Cynthia. What?

  • -Well, Gonzalez steps up to the plate.

  • He's hoping to raise his batting average.

  • But me, I'm hoping to raise my cholesterol, which is...

  • why I eat one hard-boiled egg at breakfast,

  • one at lunch, one at dinner,

  • and one right before making love.

  • [ Laughter ]

  • -You know, uh, baseball actually reminds me a lot of making love.

  • -Oh, yeah? Why is that?

  • -It's slow, boring.

  • And you always leave early to beat the traffic.

  • [ Laughter ]

  • -Hey. Just a -- Just a quick reminder

  • that tomorrow night at the stadium is Rat Night.

  • Uh, the...

  • first 20,000 fans... [ Laughs ]

  • ...to arrive will get a free, live rat.

  • For tickets to the game,

  • call our number at 212-WET-RAT, extension 12.

  • [ Laughs ]

  • Ask for Lenny Kravitz.

  • No, not that Lenny Kravitz. A different Lenny Kravitz.

  • Anyway, he's a good dude. He'll hook you up with a rat.

  • [ Laughter ]

  • [ Applause ]

  • -Here's a fun fact.

  • I never used to shower after games.

  • -Oh.

  • -I used to strip down in front of my locker and lick myself.

  • Clean my little kitty cat. And meow, meow.

  • Ish?

  • [ Laughter ]

  • -You know, what makes Taylor such a good pitcher

  • is that he throws a blinding fastball,

  • a wicked change-up, smelly curveball,

  • super-horny splitter, and a boozy daiquiri.

  • Oink-oink? What does the hog say?

  • [ Laughter ]

  • -I was -- I was thinking

  • they should make a "Space Jam" for baseball.

  • -Oh, yeah. -I'll play Bugs Bunny

  • and say his famous catch phrase, "Uh, how's it going, Docta?"

  • [ Laughter ]

  • -You know, when I root for a team,

  • I like to say my favorite cheer.

  • "Oh, mama, Dalai Lama, Charlie Sheen, Barack Obama.

  • Tickle me, I'll tickle you.

  • Seal my butt with Elmer's Glue."

  • -I actually won the MVP in 2003, '05, and '07.

  • But he don't fool by the rocks that I got.

  • I'm still Ally from the block.

  • Bazinga.

  • [ Cheers and applause ]

  • ♪♪

  • -We should --

  • [ Cheers and applause ]

  • We should do that more often. -We should.

-As I mentioned before,

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アレックス・ロドリゲスとのテレプロンプター・タンゴ (Teleprompter Tango with Alex Rodriguez)

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    林宜悉 に公開 2021 年 01 月 14 日
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