字幕表 動画を再生する 英語字幕をプリント -As I mentioned before, Alex Rodriguez is on the show tonight! [ Cheers and applause ] I'm so glad he's here. We actually had the chance to work together recently. We called a baseball game together. And it was a lot of fun. But the teleprompter operator was kind of a loose cannon. He would put lines into the teleprompter that we had never seen before, so we'd end up reading things for the first time live on air. It was a little nerve-racking, but I think we handled it all right. We actually have a clip of some of our highlights from the broadcast. Take a look. ♪♪ [ Cheers and applause ] -Hello! And welcome to today's game. I'm Jimmy Fallon. And if you're wondering, yes, they're real. -Yes, they are. And I'm Alex Rodriguez. And you can call me little cutie. Wait. Juicy Fruit booty. Uh, Jimmy, can I be honest? Uh, I have an idea. What am I doing here? And what baseball is? Back to you, Cynthia. What? -Well, Gonzalez steps up to the plate. He's hoping to raise his batting average. But me, I'm hoping to raise my cholesterol, which is... why I eat one hard-boiled egg at breakfast, one at lunch, one at dinner, and one right before making love. [ Laughter ] -You know, uh, baseball actually reminds me a lot of making love. -Oh, yeah? Why is that? -It's slow, boring. And you always leave early to beat the traffic. [ Laughter ] -Hey. Just a -- Just a quick reminder that tomorrow night at the stadium is Rat Night. Uh, the... first 20,000 fans... [ Laughs ] ...to arrive will get a free, live rat. For tickets to the game, call our number at 212-WET-RAT, extension 12. [ Laughs ] Ask for Lenny Kravitz. No, not that Lenny Kravitz. A different Lenny Kravitz. Anyway, he's a good dude. He'll hook you up with a rat. [ Laughter ] [ Applause ] -Here's a fun fact. I never used to shower after games. -Oh. -I used to strip down in front of my locker and lick myself. Clean my little kitty cat. And meow, meow. Ish? [ Laughter ] -You know, what makes Taylor such a good pitcher is that he throws a blinding fastball, a wicked change-up, smelly curveball, super-horny splitter, and a boozy daiquiri. Oink-oink? What does the hog say? [ Laughter ] -I was -- I was thinking they should make a "Space Jam" for baseball. -Oh, yeah. -I'll play Bugs Bunny and say his famous catch phrase, "Uh, how's it going, Docta?" [ Laughter ] -You know, when I root for a team, I like to say my favorite cheer. "Oh, mama, Dalai Lama, Charlie Sheen, Barack Obama. Tickle me, I'll tickle you. Seal my butt with Elmer's Glue." -I actually won the MVP in 2003, '05, and '07. But he don't fool by the rocks that I got. I'm still Ally from the block. Bazinga. [ Cheers and applause ] ♪♪ -We should -- [ Cheers and applause ] We should do that more often. -We should.