字幕表 動画を再生する 英語字幕をプリント -I'm gonna ask you both for some silly words. Nouns, verbs, adjectives, et cetera. And as we do that, they'll be written onto cue cards, and then we're gonna act out a dramatic Mad Libs scene. Ready for this? -Yeah. Really dramatic. -All right, yeah. Very dramatic. All right, Kenan, give me a silly word. -Silly word. "Butt." [ Laughter ] -Joe, food at a barbecue? -Heinz Ketchup. -Thanks. Adjective? -Funky. -Cartoon character? -Hong Kong Phooey. -Wow! Nice! -Deep cut. -Wow! Hong Kong Phooey, man. [ Laughter ] Kenan, give me a state. -Georgia. -Uh, a plural occupation. -Plural occupation? -Yes. -Farmhands. [ Laughter ] -What?! -First thing that came to mind. -Oh, my gosh. Country. -United States of America. -There you go, buddy. USA. A plural item of clothing. -Plural item of clothing. Um, oh, I just came from Europe, and this is on your laundry list, for men and women -- panties. -Interesting. -Panties. If you send underwear, like, your boxer shorts, to get washed at a hotel, you have to check the "panties" box. -Are you serious? -Swear, yeah. -Just be open to new experiences. -Listen. Jimmy, just go with it. -I'm going with it. Kenan, give me a number. -1,100,060. [ Laughter ] -Not making this easy on him. -Yeah. Wow. All right. Give me a month. -A month. December. -Is that your birthday? -It is. -A type of salad. -Greek. -Joe, a greeting that you give your puppy after being gone the entire day. -"Oooh, you little..." -Oooh, you... -O-O-O... -Oooh, you little... "Oooh, you little..." Kenan, a verb ending in I-N-G. -Fastening. Doing a lot of fastening of the shoes lately. -I'm tying -- -Fastening. -I'm teaching my daughter how to tie her shoes. Lot of fastening. -Your daughter's 36, right? -Yeah. She's doing really well. We're proud of her. -Joe, celebrity name. -Kim Kardashian. -There you go. -I don't know why -- -That's great. -Celebrity. -Kim Kardashian. Kenan, what you shout when you find out you've been accepted to the college of your dreams. -"How much?!" [ Laughter ] [ Cheers and applause ] -That's it. A plural noun. -Plural noun. -Yep. -Um, um -- Bananas. Ba-non-as. Ba-non-as. -Ba-non-as. Past-tense verb. -What? Past-tense verb? Sorry. Ran? -Yep. -Was that a past-tense verb? -Yeah. Another plural article of clothing. -Gosh. Clip-on ties. [ Laughter ] -Gotta have 'em. -Clip-on ties. -Gotta have 'em. -Body part. -Foot. -A noun. -A noun. Uh, uh, Chicago. -Yeah. Place. -Person, place, or thing. -Yeah. -That's a thing. Yeah. -First noun -- Chicago. That's right. Kenan, food you'd order at a sushi restaurant. -Shrimp tempura roll. -Yeah, okay. Shrimp tempura roll. -And delicious. -A childhood punishment. -Childhood punishment. The bar of soap in the mouth. -All right. Now we're gonna do -- This is the speed round here. Real quick right here. Kenan, exclamation. -Hooray! -Another verb ending in I-N-G. -Um, uh, uh, beating. -Beating. -Wow. -I don't -- -Wow. Oh, my God, I can't even -- It started with farmhands. That's when it went off the rails. Farmhands. -Farmhands. -That's all right. I'm good. Mall restaurant. -Uh, whew. We'll go with Taco Bell. -Taco Bell. There you go. Mall clothing store. -Mall clothing store. Um, um, Spencer's? Spencer's Gifts. They have T-shirts. -I guess they have -- They have clothing there? -Yeah, T-shirts -- -And, like, young adolescent pornography. -Yes, they do. Spencer's Gifts. There you go. We've filled out the words for our scene. Let's go perform the scene. Let's do this right now. Are you guys ready? -Let's do it. [ Cheers and applause ] [ Organ playing cheerful music ] ♪♪ -All right. Welcome back, baseball fans. I'm Steve Butt. Alongside me is my co-announcer, Kyle Heinz Ketchup. -Thank you very much. No relation. No relation. We're live on this beautiful, funky night from the historic Hong Kong Phooey Stadium. We're gonna change that. -We're in the ninth inning of a very close matchup between the Georgia Farmhands versus the United States of America Panties. -That's -- -The score is tied 1,100,060 to 1,100,060. -Wow. This is very exciting. Joining us now is our special guest. Retired all-star pitcher. None other than the one and only December Greek. [ Cheers and applause ] -Oooh, you little...! Great to be here tonight. I've never seen a stadium with so many fans fastening so loudly. -It's been quite a game. Lots of great moments so far. Including when Kim Kardashian streaked across the field. -How much?! I can't believe that! [ Laughter ] [ Cheers and applause ] -All right. -Wow. Wow. -Now, December Greek, you hold the record for most bananas ran -- -I think you mean ba-non-as. -Ba-non-as. -That's right. -Did you have any pregame superstitions? -Actually, yes, I did. Before every game, I would go into the locker room, put on fresh clip-on ties, and rub my foot with my lucky Chicago. -Wow! Wow! -That's a very popular noun -- Chicago. A very popular noun. -Back to the game -- -That's what I think of first. The word Chicago, that's a great noun. -Back to the game. Stepping up to the plate is Mike Shrimp Tempura Roll. -Uh-huh. -Oh, here we go. Bases loaded, full count. If Mike Shrimp Tempura Roll doesn't get a hit, his manager is gonna get a bar of soap in the mouth. -All right. -There it is. -Here's the pitch. He swings! There it goes! Hooray! It is gone! -Yeah. He's beating around the bases. I've never seen this before. -What a game! All right, guys, it's time to sing our favorite song. -♪ Take me out to the Taco Bell ♪ ♪ Take me out to the Spencer's ♪ ♪ For it's one, two, three strikes, you're out ♪ ♪ At the old Taco Bell ♪ -And scene! My thanks to Kenan Thompson, Joe Manganiello!