字幕表 動画を再生する 英語字幕をプリント -Hey, guys, it's Friday, and that's usually when I check my inbox, I return some e-mails, and of course I write out thank-you notes. So, let's write out some thank-you notes. ♪♪ [ Piano music playing ] Thank you, wearing a mask outside in the summer, for introducing me to an entirely new problem -- chin sauna. Good job, guys. What are you eating? -Ice. -Hmm. ♪♪ Thank you, FDA, saying some hand sanitizers may contain a lethal ingredient, for not even being in the top 100 news stories from 2020 that give me anxiety. ♪♪ [ Chuckles ] Thank you, President Trump returning from Tulsa, for looking like a dad who's about to tell his family, "We have to move again." ♪♪ Thank you, Disneyland, delaying your reopening, for being good news for stopping the coronavirus, but bad news for couples who have made Disney their whole personality. ♪♪ Really chomping on those ice back there, huh? ♪♪ Thank you, "Hamilton" on Disney+, for being such an authentic Broadway experience that I couldn't get tickets. [ Laughs ] You can press other buttons if you feel like it now, guys. It's up to you. Thank you... -Ooh, uhh. -...summer -- -Ooh... -Music, please. Music, please. -Ooh, uhh. -Music, please. Why would I -- Music -- Music, please. Why would I do that? Thank you, summer solstice, for being the longest day of the year in the longest year in history. Music, please. -Ooh, uhh. -[ Sighs ] -Ooh, uhh, ooh, uhh. -Thank you -- Music, please. -Ooh, uhh. Ooh, uhh. -Music, please. Thank you... [ Chuckles ] Music, please. Music, please. Music, please. -Ooh, uhh. [ Laughter ] -Thank you, Declaration of Independence... -Ooh, uhh. -Yeah, "ooh, uhh." Thank you. -Ooh, uhh. -Thank you, Declaration of Independence, for being the original "I'm so mad, I'm gonna write a letter!" -Ooh, yeah! -Music, please. -Ooh, uhh! -Ahh... -Thank you... coleslaw, for looking like someone threw a bunch of grass clippings in a bowl of milk. -Ahh... -And finally, thank you, water slides, for being crazy straws for people. Thank you very much. Those are our thank-you notes. Thank you for being great, for playing that music, you guys. Really great job.