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All right.
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So you're very funny on Twitter.
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And when you're not fighting with the President,
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there's all kinds of things that you say.
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And so we're going to play a game.
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It's called Chrissy, Can You Fill In Your Own Blanking
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Tweets?
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OK.
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I think I can do this.
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[MUSIC PLAYING]
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Well, I mean I nailed the--youknow--
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John about Jack, Jack about John game.
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Yeah, you did.
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You knew very little about him.
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You knew nothing about your husband.
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Still don't.
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All right.
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Here's the first one.
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Fell asleep with my blank blank on,
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and I think I'm in a different dimension now.
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Do you remember what you said?
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Fell asleep with my face mask on.
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Oh, teeth white strips.
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No.
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I don't know.
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You'd be in a different dimension with a face mask?
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I don't know.
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No, you fell asleep with your breast pump on.
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Yeah.
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I feel it all over again.
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I guess it's a soothing noise.
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And then they're just like swollen and empty.
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I'm like, what have you done?
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The texture.
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Everything's terrible about it.
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We don't need to know that.
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All right.
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They're like rock hard and soft.
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All right.
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Here's the next one.
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I always forget about my white sides
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so I blank my own blank last night.
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Oh, I'm too scared to answer this one.
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I don't know.
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Yeah, this is a weird one.
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I don't know.
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I don't even know why you had to do.
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2013 Yikes.
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[INTERPOSING VOICES]
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I candied my own pecans.
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That's a great tweet!
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That still holds up.
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Yeah.
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2013 was a stressful Twitter year.
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Like the Twitter used to be the wild, wild West.
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We could just do anything.
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So that one is a thank you forever.
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All right.
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This is one that is really interesting to me.
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The blank people tweet me are always the worst blank.
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Wow.
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I'm great at games.
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But I don't even know why people are tweeting you this.
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It says the penises people tweet me are always
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the worst penises.
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I should have known because 2014 was Sports Illustrated.
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I used to get a lot more penises.
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Now no one sends me penises.
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All right.
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We're awake.
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The live finale of "Bring The Funny"
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airs Tuesdays at 10:00 on NBC.
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We'll be right back.
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Chrissy Teigen, everybody!