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  • Boomstick: CAT-FIIIIIIIIGHT!

  • Wiz: It literally is, Boomstick!

  • Not only do we have two furrocious females on the ring today,

  • But they're also, well... cats.

  • Boomstick: Felicia, the popstar demon cat chick lady...

  • Wiz: And Taokaka, BlazBlue's speedy vigilante!

  • Boomstick: he's Wiz, and I'm Boomstick!

  • Wiz: And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor and skills to find out

  • Who would win a Death Battle!

  • Wiz: As a catwoman, Felicia faced discrimination all her life.

  • She was raised by a nun and aspired to become a successful pop star,

  • A passion that would ultimately lead her on a quest to bring humans and cat people together,

  • To make children happy.

  • Boomstick: What the hell!?

  • I thought we were talking about a deadly demon warrior, and...

  • Is she naked?!

  • Wiz: Yes.

  • Boomstick: But - she's a cat...

  • Wiz: Y-yes...?

  • Boomstick: Hmm...

  • You think it'd be wrong to-

  • Wiz: YES.

  • Felicia is a Darkstalker, a creature of the night,

  • And naturally possesses supernatural strength, speed and agility.

  • She can also use her unique cat sense to sniff out enemies from extreme distances

  • Boomstick: She can tear into her foes with the sharp claws resting in her big-ass paws,

  • Each several inches long and capable of tearing through all kinds of armor!

  • Wiz: To top it off, her tail is extremely strong, able to lift her entire body on its own.

  • She's undeniably one of the faster darkstalkers and can get around the battlefield with her unpredictable Rolling Smash, Delta Kicks and Rolling Buckler.

  • Boomstick: Fe-li-cia! She can really move! Fe-li-cia! She's got an ATTITU-

  • Wiz: YES, boomstick, we get it, she's like sonic!

  • Anyway, as a darkstalker, she has a natural affinity for magic,

  • Able to use it in the form of her only ranged attack - kicking sand.

  • Boomstick: At least she's litter box trained!

  • Wiz: As she was raised by a nun, even becoming one herself,

  • She has little to no combat training,

  • Preferring to focus on her singing career and running an orphanage.

  • As such, she relies on her lethal feral instincts in a fight.

  • Boomstick: But these same instincts also lead her to be easily distracted by ferocious enemies like

  • butterflies, rogue balls of yarn, and paper. That CRINKLES!

  • [Crinkling noise]

  • Wiz: The other Darkstalkers often consider Felicia to be the weakest of their kind.

  • But, with the help of her friends, she somehow manages to hold her own against Demon lords,

  • Spellcasters, and all-powerful aliens.

  • Boomstick: This is one cat you don't wanna cross!

  • Felicia: I sure could use a cat nap...

  • Boomstick: That chick wearing a cat hoodie?

  • Wiz: No, that's a special cloak designed to fit her Kaka body.

  • Boomstick: Her WHAT Body?

  • Wiz: Taokaka is a vigilante of the Kaka tribe.

  • A cat-like people descended from genetically engineered living weapons.

  • Her genetics provide her with a natural fighting instinct.

  • She is the guardian of the Kaka, implying that she is the best fighter of the group.

  • Boomstick: While she may be a good fighter, she is one dumb cat!

  • Wiz: Unfortunately, Tao has an INCREDIBLY severe case of ADHD.

  • While she hunts bounties, intent on improving her fighting skill and bringing money to her family,

  • She often winds up completely forgetting about her mission at the worst of times,

  • Often even befriending her would-be targets!

  • Boomstick: She has three retractable dual-edged blades on her hands and feet.

  • While they're not very long, they can transform from basic claws to hook-sized and saw blades! damn!

  • I don't even want to think what those things would do to my couch!

  • Wiz: Tao's genes allow her to instinctively access and utilize seithr,

  • A raw, powerful energy seeping through the air.

  • Tao can use seithr to empower and transform her claws, as well as to execute incredibly vicious attacks.

  • However, there is only so much seithr in a given space, and once she runs out

  • Tao will lose many of her deadliest attributes.

  • Boomstick: Also, apparently Tao likes to carry around a lot of random shit,

  • Which she then uses as projectiles during a fight.

  • Bowling balls, apple cores, pillo- a PILLOW? Really?

  • Wiz: She's the fastest of the BlazBlue cast, darting around the arena with incredibly fast combos.

  • However, she's also the weakest stamina-wise and doesn't have very many defensive options.

  • Boomstick: But if you want to kick her ass, you gotta catch her first!

  • Taokaka: Ah! It's the boobie lady!

  • Wiz: Alright, the combatants are set - let's end this debate once and for all!

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  • Boomstick: But first, it's time for a CAT-FIIIIIIIIIIIIIII-

  • Taokaka: ALRIGHT!

  • Taokaka: Whoops!

  • Felicia: No, no, noooo!

  • MREOOWEEORR!!!

  • Taokaka:Nya-ha, nya-ha, nya-haaaa!

  • Nyaaa-I'm bored.

  • Boomstick: Felicia just got put DOWN!

  • Wiz: So, this one was very close. Based on their movesets, Tao appeared to have a slight speed advantage.

  • Though Felicia had the endurance of a Darkstalker, tao's superior agility eventually gave her the win.

  • Boomstick: Not to mention, she's got freaking RAZOR BLADES for claws!

  • Felicia just took her final meow.

  • Wiz: The winner is Taokaka.

  • Boomstick: Next time on Death Battle!

  • Wiz: As always, if you're a subscriber with an idea for a Death Battle, just leave a comment below.

  • Boomstick: Thanks for watching!

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フェリシアVSタオカカ(ダークストーカーズVSブレイブルー)|DEATH BATTLE! (Felicia VS Taokaka (Darkstalkers VS Blazblue) | DEATH BATTLE!)

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    林宜悉 に公開 2021 年 01 月 14 日
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