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  • Hey! Bonus video today. But before it

  • begins, I just want to say I'm going to

  • be streaming tomorrow at twitch.tv/

  • netglow. It's gonna be.......probably the

  • best stream of your life.

  • best stream of your life.

  • Edgar - oh yeah *edgar scratching plop noise*

  • Oh, Edgar is

  • so excited for it as well. He might even be

  • there! It's going to be really fun we have

  • a ton of cool stuff we're gonna do.

  • Ah.....Just don't miss it, you don't want to

  • miss it. What are you doing?

  • Marzia - Don't miss it!

  • Thank you. Listen to Marzia.

  • Now enjoy the video.

  • what is happening family friendly

  • Felix here we're gonna play paradigma

  • paradigmmm

  • para.... paradigm haha

  • I played this game when it had the Kickstarter I loved

  • *burp from the deep pits within* I loved it I loved it a lot

  • I thought it was so interesting i've been

  • following the guys development on

  • twitter it's super interesting i'm very

  • excited to play it it doesn't happen

  • every day that I'm actually excited to

  • play the game that I'm playing how bow dat

  • ya choose your difficulty oh god how did

  • this happen I just ok I I think I'll go

  • with middle ok, ok, let's go, if I remember

  • correctly there should be a movie playing

  • *is your child a failure*

  • yes tekhhahaha *do you make it rain on a regular

  • basis* I do i do (loud song saying money money money?) *only to spend it on your

  • child's expensive taste in bullshit

  • coffee?* frappadick *is your child just an

  • asshole* yes, I mean my dog is :( *here at

  • DUPA genetics we have the solution. *Too bad*

  • prodigy child a fully customizable child

  • of your dreams the process is very

  • simple we gather your broken dreams we

  • combine it with our cutting-edge genetic

  • sequencing technology* okay *and finally

  • our secret sauce and then

  • your prodigy child is born* Greaaatttttt

  • child's success to chance* but what do I

  • do with the failure child *your prodigy child in

  • anything such as scientist, body builder* oh

  • wow *wizard, and CAT you know what

  • is it that you really want to risk the

  • embarrassment? Buy a prodigy child today

  • you won't regret it* honestly I'm calling

  • right now I can't oh god where did it go

  • wrong *time to put on some beatsies*

  • is he gonna put on beats

  • okay alright so here we are *ugh I'm so bored*

  • *aphsdasdfewg-_- Agh its the tumor talking to, the tumor is..

  • talking to me ok so here we are in

  • paradigm I like how he moves nice, we have

  • the John 300 3000 doesn't seem to be

  • working all right let's look at the

  • *one part if my* (dude got cut off) they are LPS we have

  • get rich or die of natural causes baby i

  • love you but i'm a t-rex okay Pluto if

  • only I was still (muffled by laugh - a planet) if you were a square

  • I'd love all your four sides that's

  • a bit too sexual for my taste alright we

  • have an adapter here *I could* that we

  • could pick up *this could be* *if only

  • people could adapt like this adapter

  • robot human marriage wouldn't be such a big issue

  • oh jeez I've forgotten how to use my

  • pockets again* (muffled large tutor mumbles nothing) really great tutorials

  • voice okay so if we have inventory

  • all right hey it's an adapter ah use

  • only John * I need some sort of the adapter

  • first* oh my god okay so we can do that

  • that's easy look how smart we are

  • aren't you feeling super smart hey how about

  • that I can solve puzzles on games i have

  • already played *aw mate what'd you unplug me for?*

  • the voice I expected bearded beats okay

  • all right talk to uhhhh I want to make

  • some fat beatsies

  • *Why isn't the computer booting?*

  • *I want to make some phat ass beatsies*

  • *Mate, with some of the filth I see in your internet history I'm not surprised.*

  • *Makes me contemplate if i want to be a part of this world.*

  • *Then I think about all the sheilas who would be gutted*

  • *and then I changed my mind.*

  • that face is so terrifying what is wrong

  • with it I don't know why it looks so-

  • he doesn't have a nose sorry I just realize

  • okay so we need to fuck all right this

  • might be a lil' tricky don't panic that

  • computer says derp on it why is your

  • cereal everywhere okay a floppy disk we

  • need a floppy disk there's whatever

  • let's uh let's pick it up wherever it is

  • let's pick it up I prefer to leave- full of

  • personal- okay we can't pick it up we

  • can't what assistant pick up

  • okay fine we'll just go to the red room

  • *UGHH* okay let's not go to the red room

  • I can't leave yet besides-

  • fuck okay we need that we need a floppy

  • disk all right why are there pants up here

  • those are my sexy pants for sexy- okay

  • forget I asked forget I asked okay

  • floppy disk maybe here I need to get

  • something

  • all right we have a da.. ohh its a diary

  • some kind of Russian maybe we need to

  • get one of these yeah it's got to be

  • this one pick up yesss

  • I'M SO SMART!!(we know pewds) how do we play it let's just let's uh

  • just give it to him here you go buddy

  • YEAH!! I told you

  • Haha what the hell is this option oh my

  • god this guy's Cringer than me I have no

  • idea what the.... haha

  • What the fuck? What is this?

  • Well you've really improved on your paper mache craft skills

  • how did he make that's the basic

  • gist of the sizzo if you don't get that floppy

  • you gotta get the floppy disc got it *pewds laughs*

  • One Day. But yeah go see Doug outside for

  • some directorydoos to- Okay we gotta see Doug

  • outside great let's go this is super fun

  • I'm really enjoying it Oh No meanwhile

  • oh god I think I'm convenient plot to

  • them yes the villain * you requested me sir?*

  • Yes I want, I want you to bring me paradigm

  • Is that Trump *you want to bring him back? yes we need we*

  • need you, are you alright sir?

  • I'm just going to let myself out.

  • oh alright sometimes I hate you fatty

  • father satiable urge for candy turned me

  • into this monstrosity but don't worry

  • your legacy will live on let it be that

  • is a beat that spits bead I remember

  • that at school actually related German

  • all of a sudden miniature unicorns

  • fighting warrior pugs why miniature

  • unicorns fighting flying folks power

  • station I mean by public bosses are

  • never a good idea or is it the best I

  • much what it's a cocktail hello

  • deactivated John 3000 good okay all

  • right let's start to the beach hey bro

  • zaffinos was a broom I dropped me that

  • fat BTW you mind dropping some set BTW

  • okay o Shaykh hey that's yeah I was

  • pretty good ah alright we need to know

  • about space cadet know much about these

  • biscuits all I know is that he is the

  • local drug addict godo quake near 47

  • years old uncomfortably aberrant fetish

  • for boxes I guess that's him and I don't

  • know much about him really except he

  • keeps asking for drugs in exchange for

  • his boxes also also blowjob hahahaha no

  • that's not family-friendly goddamn it uh

  • fine considered look away if I wasn't a

  • drug Ernest i would probably consider it

  • no no no not again fuck alright so we

  • got to find him a man right uh

  • I don't know how it look I leather metal

  • books yeah I guess I'll put this in my

  • industry wait wait what there was a mail

  • box oh fuck you saying else in the

  • second member lobo stop god damn it

  • there is another yeah there's a post

  • cousin here with a bottle of vodka

  • really shaky book go the only book is a

  • guarantee sixty percent of your daily

  • nutritional meal is it alcohol and the

  • fifty percent chance of unemployment

  • plus postcard map says to crystalis root

  • em for you second man you suck man okay

  • all right we're going there we're going

  • there excellent alright well looks like

  • we'll go there and the next episode if

  • you enjoyed watching leave it like even

  • if you want me to play more I would love

  • to do that so show your support and I

  • really appreciate this great way for me

  • to know whether you guys want more of

  • this or not and that's all for me for

  • now thank you so much for watching and

  • it's always stay awesome (bros/breast?)

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    林宜悉 に公開 2021 年 01 月 14 日
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