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  • So many oopsies, but so little time.

  • {*Felix claps*}

  • Good evening, my name is Gloria Borger.

  • In Borga-Borga-Borga-Boo.

  • {*music*}

  • Let's just jump into it guys.

  • My name is Poppy Harlow,

  • And welcome to PewNews.

  • The most respected, trusted news sourse of all time.

  • Especially here on YouTube.

  • Thank you very much.

  • Now, our first story comes from Goose Wayne.

  • Last week, PewDiePie did a video.

  • On Goose Wayne.

  • Who appeared on Dr. Phil.

  • (Goose Wayne) -People that are breaking the law and I try to bring them to justice.

  • Now, it turns out, Goose Wayne has responded.

  • In the most epic way possi-

  • You're not supposed to say that!

  • (Goose Wayne) So Steve just sent me a reaction video-

  • (Felix) Thumbs up from me. I'll be watching. I'm a supporter now, I'll protect you when you come to Florida.

  • Well, considering all the Florida memes, it looks like I'm needed.

  • Wait, he's from Florida?

  • It all make sense now!

  • {*Felix laughs*}

  • (Felix) Police say man with no hands and no legs is armed and on the run.

  • In Florida!

  • It all makes sense now!

  • We need Goose Wayne in Florida!

  • (Felix) Florida man dials nine-one-one and demands a ride home to change his underwear.

  • We need Goose Wayne in Florida. {*Felix claps*}

  • {*Goose Wayne sighs*}

  • (Goose Wayne) Um, yeah, so, I have never subscribed to anyone before...

  • And, uh, so yeah

  • Butt ?

  • It's about time! I liked- I like it, I like the video!

  • I thought the editing- the editing could've been better.

  • (Felix) The editing! Some constructive criticism on the video.

  • I appreciate that Goose [Wayne].

  • Uh, Brad 2 or Sive however, is in deep pain.

  • (Felix) I hope you realize the pain and suffering you have brought upon Sive.

  • I want to cry.

  • (Goose Wayne) The first person I subscribed to.

  • (Felix) The first person! {*Felix laughs*}

  • (Goose Wayne) I'm already here.

  • (Felix) Yes! {*Felix laughing*}

  • (Goose Wayne) Just gonna.

  • (Goose Wayne) Boom.

  • (Felix) And he hit the notification bell!

  • Thank you Goose Wayne.

  • Very cool.

  • On behalf on PewDiePie of course.

  • I am just Poppy Gloria.

  • Goose Wayne man, what a legend. Thank you very much. Namaste. (

  • (Goose Wayne) Like I said thought, the editi- The editing could've been better.

  • The editing, could've, been better. {*Felix claps*}

  • You hear that Sive?

  • The editing could've been better.

  • Everyone has been Tweeting this to Brad cause everyone thinks Brad tweeted i- I mean edited it.

  • And Brad 1, left a response.

  • (Felix) I cannot imagine caring about anything less and also, Sive edited the video so y'all can stop asking me this now.

  • But we are one and the same Brad.

  • That's right.

  • Equals rights, equal opportunities.

  • Thank you very much.

  • (Goose Wayne) I'm hungover man I do- {*Goose Wayne sighs*}, so....

  • My bad, I know this ain't like, a good video whatever but...

  • (Felix) He literally has porn open on his Chrome are you kidding me?

  • See, that's the thing- I saw this and I-.

  • (Felix) Eighteen-year-old blonde elf with braces-

  • Eighteen-year-old blonde elf with braces gets.. tucked in by Santa.

  • By Santa?!

  • I'm not supposed to give my op- Okay, alright. {*Felix claps*}

  • Eh, I'm still like- Seeing stuff like that I'm like "Ah, he's obviously trolling."

  • Maybe he's half-trolling.

  • I don't know.

  • I do know for a fact that I'm very proud of you guys for being so nice and supportive and not just going "LOL what a fucking asshole, fuck this, fuck that, fuck this guy." or something like that.

  • You know, there were some very constructive comments in there.

  • I was also generally concerned 'cause, like, I made the video and I wasn't sure if he was real or not, just 'cause it's such a weird story,

  • About a man, that, refuses to listen to his fiancée,

  • And he just wants to be Batman right before their wedding and-

  • He had, like, the censored version of his wife in the banner, so it's kinda like oh god.

  • But, he Tweeted out that he has gone on his first date,

  • In two months.

  • (Felix) With his fiancée, with no mask and eye paint.

  • You nine year olds helped me love myself more than you know.

  • It's no longer Felix, it's Dr. Felix. {*Felix claps*}

  • What a nice, wholesome message.

  • (Felix) He said that, h-he read a message that- He was inspired by a message saying, "Goose, it's not about the mask, it's about that man behind the mask."

  • And that really helped him.

  • So, I think that's really cool.

  • I'm really glad.

  • I also saw a video that he made with his fiancée, so I'm glad they're still together. {*Felix laughs*}

  • And, uh, it was honestly very sweet and it made me think, wow, this is actually real.

  • (Goose Wayne's Fiancée) I actually don't even really know who PewDiePie is.

  • (Goose Wayne) You don't even gotta post anything, we're just going to subscribe to PewDiePie for you, okay?

  • {*Goose Wayne's Fiancée laughs*} Okay, I'll be going with the nine-year-olds. {*Goose Wayne laughs*}

  • (Goose Wayne) Number twelve, "Did you know that Goose might have mental issues when you first got with him?"

  • (Goose Wayne's Fiancée) Oh my god, yeah.

  • {*Goose Wayne, Goose Wayne's Fiancée, and Felix laughs*}

  • So yeah, I don't know.

  • I think that

  • it seemed like a positive development and i'm happy to see it.

  • And i'm

  • glad that...

  • I don't know,

  • that's it

So many oopsies, but so little time.

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