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So many oopsies, but so little time.
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{*Felix claps*}
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Good evening, my name is Gloria Borger.
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In Borga-Borga-Borga-Boo.
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{*music*}
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Let's just jump into it guys.
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My name is Poppy Harlow,
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And welcome to PewNews.
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The most respected, trusted news sourse of all time.
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Especially here on YouTube.
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Thank you very much.
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Now, our first story comes from Goose Wayne.
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Last week, PewDiePie did a video.
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On Goose Wayne.
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Who appeared on Dr. Phil.
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(Goose Wayne) -People that are breaking the law and I try to bring them to justice.
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Now, it turns out, Goose Wayne has responded.
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In the most epic way possi-
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You're not supposed to say that!
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(Goose Wayne) So Steve just sent me a reaction video-
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(Felix) Thumbs up from me. I'll be watching. I'm a supporter now, I'll protect you when you come to Florida.
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Well, considering all the Florida memes, it looks like I'm needed.
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Wait, he's from Florida?
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It all make sense now!
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{*Felix laughs*}
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(Felix) Police say man with no hands and no legs is armed and on the run.
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In Florida!
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It all makes sense now!
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We need Goose Wayne in Florida!
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(Felix) Florida man dials nine-one-one and demands a ride home to change his underwear.
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We need Goose Wayne in Florida. {*Felix claps*}
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{*Goose Wayne sighs*}
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(Goose Wayne) Um, yeah, so, I have never subscribed to anyone before...
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And, uh, so yeah
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Butt ?
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It's about time! I liked- I like it, I like the video!
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I thought the editing- the editing could've been better.
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(Felix) The editing! Some constructive criticism on the video.
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I appreciate that Goose [Wayne].
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Uh, Brad 2 or Sive however, is in deep pain.
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(Felix) I hope you realize the pain and suffering you have brought upon Sive.
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I want to cry.
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(Goose Wayne) The first person I subscribed to.
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(Felix) The first person! {*Felix laughs*}
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(Goose Wayne) I'm already here.
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(Felix) Yes! {*Felix laughing*}
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(Goose Wayne) Just gonna.
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(Goose Wayne) Boom.
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(Felix) And he hit the notification bell!
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Thank you Goose Wayne.
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Very cool.
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On behalf on PewDiePie of course.
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I am just Poppy Gloria.
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Goose Wayne man, what a legend. Thank you very much. Namaste. (
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(Goose Wayne) Like I said thought, the editi- The editing could've been better.
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The editing, could've, been better. {*Felix claps*}
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You hear that Sive?
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The editing could've been better.
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Everyone has been Tweeting this to Brad cause everyone thinks Brad tweeted i- I mean edited it.
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And Brad 1, left a response.
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(Felix) I cannot imagine caring about anything less and also, Sive edited the video so y'all can stop asking me this now.
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But we are one and the same Brad.
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That's right.
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Equals rights, equal opportunities.
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Thank you very much.
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(Goose Wayne) I'm hungover man I do- {*Goose Wayne sighs*}, so....
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My bad, I know this ain't like, a good video whatever but...
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(Felix) He literally has porn open on his Chrome are you kidding me?
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See, that's the thing- I saw this and I-.
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(Felix) Eighteen-year-old blonde elf with braces-
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Eighteen-year-old blonde elf with braces gets.. tucked in by Santa.
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By Santa?!
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I'm not supposed to give my op- Okay, alright. {*Felix claps*}
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Eh, I'm still like- Seeing stuff like that I'm like "Ah, he's obviously trolling."
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Maybe he's half-trolling.
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I don't know.
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I do know for a fact that I'm very proud of you guys for being so nice and supportive and not just going "LOL what a fucking asshole, fuck this, fuck that, fuck this guy." or something like that.
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You know, there were some very constructive comments in there.
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I was also generally concerned 'cause, like, I made the video and I wasn't sure if he was real or not, just 'cause it's such a weird story,
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About a man, that, refuses to listen to his fiancée,
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And he just wants to be Batman right before their wedding and-
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He had, like, the censored version of his wife in the banner, so it's kinda like oh god.
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But, he Tweeted out that he has gone on his first date,
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In two months.
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(Felix) With his fiancée, with no mask and eye paint.
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You nine year olds helped me love myself more than you know.
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It's no longer Felix, it's Dr. Felix. {*Felix claps*}
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What a nice, wholesome message.
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(Felix) He said that, h-he read a message that- He was inspired by a message saying, "Goose, it's not about the mask, it's about that man behind the mask."
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And that really helped him.
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So, I think that's really cool.
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I'm really glad.
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I also saw a video that he made with his fiancée, so I'm glad they're still together. {*Felix laughs*}
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And, uh, it was honestly very sweet and it made me think, wow, this is actually real.
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(Goose Wayne's Fiancée) I actually don't even really know who PewDiePie is.
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(Goose Wayne) You don't even gotta post anything, we're just going to subscribe to PewDiePie for you, okay?
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{*Goose Wayne's Fiancée laughs*} Okay, I'll be going with the nine-year-olds. {*Goose Wayne laughs*}
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(Goose Wayne) Number twelve, "Did you know that Goose might have mental issues when you first got with him?"
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(Goose Wayne's Fiancée) Oh my god, yeah.
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{*Goose Wayne, Goose Wayne's Fiancée, and Felix laughs*}
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So yeah, I don't know.
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I think that
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it seemed like a positive development and i'm happy to see it.
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And i'm
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glad that...
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I don't know,
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that's it