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  • You don't know how much I wanna go and lift.

  • What will help you, buddy?

  • I need to wear one of my thongs

  • Will you get it for me?

  • 'Cause I'm in a diaper

  • You want the plaid one?

  • That'd be good

  • Or wait, there's the one with the diamonds

  • Those are not diamonds

  • Well they decorate everything good

  • Ahh voot ah zigga duh dit de duh

  • Emmmmmm

  • Meh heh heh hehhh

  • I don't like your face

  • Hmm, you got horrible zoo hands

  • And you have the record for frowning

  • 'Cause I want some lettuce.

  • You ever just wanna have a centipede

  • You know, in your pocket, just in case you wanted to eat it?

  • Why would I do that? Like, that's just -

  • Cuz you'd LIKE IT?

  • Uhh, that's really weird.

  • Suntan

  • That's what you need

  • He's right

  • I'm ready to sing.

  • JIMMA JAH MAH FA MAH JEEGA BURGA

  • I don't speak French

  • I believe he said we should all make out

  • I thought that we just did!

  • Hey, you know what?

  • I have jeggings for my pelican.

  • Wait, dude, what?

  • HUH?

  • You just said that you -

  • HUHH??

  • If I ever become a cannibal

  • I'm gonna eat a fat fellow.

  • I think you're sick

  • HER SAID A BAD THING TO ME

  • I just don't feel you're -

  • HUHH??

  • Dude!

  • AHh! ahlhlsdf asflahds

  • HUH?

  • HUHHH??

  • I want to address my wart

  • The one on my knee

  • You see, I wanna just shear it off and then keep it

  • Maybe tuck in a tray

  • Or a decorative box

  • And no one could find it

  • It'd be a secret

  • Hidden away, like my frisbee

  • And my Grover mask

  • [whispering voices] "And my Grover mask"

  • What?

  • Umm there was, like

  • The Wart Man

  • Was he wearing a hat?

  • Keep calm

  • Go to sleep

  • What do you need?

  • Can you find me a drummer?

  • No, but I can find a loser

  • Come on, I'm a star!

  • Well, then, where is your gold suit?

  • Uhh, it got like hair on it

  • from this rasta guy on the bus

  • I mean, I'd probably look totally incredible in it

  • But it was really just, uh

  • Makin' me sick mon

  • But I brought you something.

  • It's the tissue I just used to blow my nose

  • And it's still wet.

  • Mm hmmm.

  • Can you train a pig?

  • To do what?

  • Like harm my grandpa...

  • And grandmama

  • Uh, you're looking for an assassin pig?

  • Maybe

  • Dude, they're not something you can like

  • purchase at the mall

  • You do realize that a pig doesn't really have human hands

  • What?

  • Bingo

  • Heh heh, PIG

  • [singing] Remember dragons are great in several ways

  • They guard the magic cloak

  • And I will find this cloak, then I will hide

  • Out in the street

  • In plain sight

  • Then I'll go find you a new fishy

  • Duh duh de duh duh

  • Okay I don't know this song

  • I'm not feeling it

  • But it's go this!

  • That thing's stupid

  • It's not my fault

  • Hey, you wanna like play that word game?

  • Okay

  • Okay, you go first this time

  • Okay, ummmmm

  • "Bloated baby feet"

  • Uhhhh

  • "Bean Fork"

  • "Human Litter Box"

  • [burp]

  • "Hobo Tear"

  • Dude

  • That one doesn't work

  • Okayyyy

  • Come on, last one

  • "Nut Scratcher"

  • Mmmm, that's a gross one

  • Sorry, I win.

  • Dang it!

  • I just hit the cat

  • And all because I can't look where I throw things

  • I bonked my kitteh!

  • Great you're just in time, check this out

  • I hate this moss book

  • It's a stupid gift from a friend

  • My friend who's a loser

  • Right here

  • Take this and burn it.

  • What the heck, bra?!

  • No, no, no, don't use that tone!

  • Aww, he's such a sweetie!

  • Oh oh oh, well I'm gonna tell everyone that

  • ya'll were never at SeaWorld!

  • Yeah, that's right!

  • 'Cause I was doing crunches!

  • Uh uh, Teen Wolf... Lestat... just chill

  • Ch ch ch

  • He's a meanie

  • He just hurt my feelings

  • Also, he hurt my skin

  • And, and, and he gets poor grades.

  • ALLO-NEE!

  • A ROGGEN DOGGEN FISHA BUH DAGLE-DAGLE

  • Oh snap! What's that 'posed to mean?

  • Well, he said you're a block salesman

  • DE WOGGA WOOGA HAVVA CHEE

  • What now he said to me?

  • He says sometimes you wake up his mom?

  • Ewww

  • Yes, I agree

  • COLLA BED NOW

  • GLIVVA SHIMPS!

  • He says you're fat

  • Really?

  • Yeah.

  • Hang on

  • There you go.

  • Smells like a freakin' egg roll

  • I don't smell-

  • Ooohh

  • Yeahhh

  • I promised I wouldn't do this, and who cares?

  • I need to say my alphabet

  • And I

  • Can never trust skeletons

  • Hmm

  • Don't you wanna set me down?

  • I just want my lily pad

  • Heh heh

  • HOT POTATO!

  • Yeah, one time I bit a geese

  • My left shoe leaks sock grease

  • Mmm that's gross

  • Ate a big leech

  • Eww how'd you keep it down?

  • HOT POTATO!

  • The Tin Man sat in the soup

  • Of course he did!

  • Gyah, you just wrecked the beat!

  • [sound of someone being dropped] Oww!

  • Do you have a glue stick?

  • What?

  • Geez, I need some glue

  • Do you not use it when you break stuff?

  • Not really

  • Nice!

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"TWILIGHT III" トワイライト・サーガの悪口読み:エクリプス ("TWILIGHT III" — A Bad Lip Reading of The Twilight Saga: ECLIPSE)

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    Precious Annie Liao に公開 2021 年 01 月 14 日
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