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- [Woman] Hey, do you mind if I sit here?
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- Oh yeah, let me just,
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want to you give you that six feet.
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- Appreciate that, thanks.
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- Yeah, no problem.
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- It's crazy, not everyone would.
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- Some people are the worst.
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- In the grocery store somebody will reach over you
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to grab chickpeas.
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I mean, who needs chickpeas that bad?
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- Yeah, someone who really love hummus.
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- Pervy hummus lovers.
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- They hum-must have those chickpeas.
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- Nice.
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- Yeah.
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- Okay, so look at these two.
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So, they came from different directions,
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and now they're hugging.
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Wow.
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- Wow.
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- The nerve.
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- Wow.
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Look at this guy.
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- Look at this guy.
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- Wow.
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- Wow.
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- That's a generous two meters there, pal.
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- Playing fast and loose with the metric system, bud.
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(snickers)
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Oh okay, here we go.
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- Here we go.
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- Wow look at this guy!
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- Look at this fucking guy!
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- Wearing a mask around his chin.
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- Bet he wears his condom around his balls too.
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- Better give him aloe for that burn.
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- Maybe a skin graft, actually.
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- Oh here we go.
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- Here we go.
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- Wow, okay.
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So, you're telling me you're all from the same household?
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- Are you kidding me?
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(chuckles)
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- The age gap alone would be problematic.
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- It's a bit messed up.
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- [Woman] I had him when I was 17
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and it was a very difficult time for me!
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- Oh.
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- Oh.
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- Sorry.
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- I just don't think anyone
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should kiss their kids like that.
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- Right?
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I mean, it was a reasonable misunderstanding.
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- I'd say so.
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- I don't think she needed to yell like that.
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- Oh, here we go.
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- Here we go!
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- Okay.
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- Wow, all six of you are roommates.
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- Yeah, what are you from a commune or something?
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Okay, here comes the frisbee.
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- Wow.
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- Wow.
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- That frisbee may as well be a hardware store,
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'cause it's covered in 'rona.
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- Wow, is that a Canadian hardware store reference?
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- You bet it is.
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- Wow, I think I'm in love with you.
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- I'm not really looking for anything right now.
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- Totally, totally.
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And we couldn't anyway 'cause of the whole, just.
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- Right.
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- You know what I'm saying.
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- Yeah, yeah.
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Wow!
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- Wow.
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(chuckles)
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- Oh that deserves.
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Wow.
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- Oh.
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- Look at these guys.
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- Look at these fucking guys.
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- You're letting your kids wrestle.
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- Just walking disease reservoirs.
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- Like pustules of infection.
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- Gosh!
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- Wow.
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- Oh come on!
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- Oh come on!
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- Come on!
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- Look at this.
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- Look at this.
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Everyone, yeah, everyone just get in,
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rub your faces on that dog.
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Everyone get in there.
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- I hope you like 'rona 'cause your dog's covered in it.
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- Dripping in it.
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- just soaked.
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(disgusted grunting)
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- Wet.
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- Shame.
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- Shame.
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- Shame.
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- Shame.
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- Shame.
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- Shame.
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(giggles)
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- Nice.
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- Uh.
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- Um.
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That's a easy mistake.
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- Yes, it's a very easy mistake to make.
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- Yeah, yeah.
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- Look at this guy!
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(laughs)
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- Look at this fucking guy.
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- Fucking guy.
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(laughs)
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- Wow.
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- Piece of shit.
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- Garbage humans, eh?
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- (mumbles) Garbage.
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- Yeah.
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- I'm gonna go wash my hand.