字幕表 動画を再生する 英語字幕をプリント - [Woman] Hey, do you mind if I sit here? - Oh yeah, let me just, want to you give you that six feet. - Appreciate that, thanks. - Yeah, no problem. - It's crazy, not everyone would. - Some people are the worst. - In the grocery store somebody will reach over you to grab chickpeas. I mean, who needs chickpeas that bad? - Yeah, someone who really love hummus. - Pervy hummus lovers. - They hum-must have those chickpeas. - Nice. - Yeah. - Okay, so look at these two. So, they came from different directions, and now they're hugging. Wow. - Wow. - The nerve. - Wow. Look at this guy. - Look at this guy. - Wow. - Wow. - That's a generous two meters there, pal. - Playing fast and loose with the metric system, bud. (snickers) Oh okay, here we go. - Here we go. - Wow look at this guy! - Look at this fucking guy! - Wearing a mask around his chin. - Bet he wears his condom around his balls too. - Better give him aloe for that burn. - Maybe a skin graft, actually. - Oh here we go. - Here we go. - Wow, okay. So, you're telling me you're all from the same household? - Are you kidding me? (chuckles) - The age gap alone would be problematic. - It's a bit messed up. - [Woman] I had him when I was 17 and it was a very difficult time for me! - Oh. - Oh. - Sorry. - I just don't think anyone should kiss their kids like that. - Right? I mean, it was a reasonable misunderstanding. - I'd say so. - I don't think she needed to yell like that. - Oh, here we go. - Here we go! - Okay. - Wow, all six of you are roommates. - Yeah, what are you from a commune or something? Okay, here comes the frisbee. - Wow. - Wow. - That frisbee may as well be a hardware store, 'cause it's covered in 'rona. - Wow, is that a Canadian hardware store reference? - You bet it is. - Wow, I think I'm in love with you. - I'm not really looking for anything right now. - Totally, totally. And we couldn't anyway 'cause of the whole, just. - Right. - You know what I'm saying. - Yeah, yeah. Wow! - Wow. (chuckles) - Oh that deserves. Wow. - Oh. - Look at these guys. - Look at these fucking guys. - You're letting your kids wrestle. - Just walking disease reservoirs. - Like pustules of infection. - Gosh! - Wow. - Oh come on! - Oh come on! - Come on! - Look at this. - Look at this. Everyone, yeah, everyone just get in, rub your faces on that dog. Everyone get in there. - I hope you like 'rona 'cause your dog's covered in it. - Dripping in it. - just soaked. (disgusted grunting) - Wet. - Shame. - Shame. - Shame. - Shame. - Shame. - Shame. (giggles) - Nice. - Uh. - Um. That's a easy mistake. - Yes, it's a very easy mistake to make. - Yeah, yeah. - Look at this guy! (laughs) - Look at this fucking guy. - Fucking guy. (laughs) - Wow. - Piece of shit. - Garbage humans, eh? - (mumbles) Garbage. - Yeah. - I'm gonna go wash my hand.