字幕表 動画を再生する 英語字幕をプリント No, really. Come on. You're smart. You're sexy - Oh, right. - Listen to me, kiddo. You're going to be fine. Believe me. Uh-oh. Uh.. I'll just pee in the street. [knock on door] - Hey, is Chandler here? - Yeah. Okay, come here. Okay, uh, about last night. You know. Chandler. You didn't tell.. Okay, 'cause I'm thinking we don't need to tell Chandler I mean, it was just a kiss right? One kiss, no big deal. Right? - Right, no big deal. - Okay. In bizarro world! - You broke the code. - What code? You don't kiss your friend's mom. Sisters are okay.. ...maybe a hot-lookin' aunt, but not a mom. Never a mom! [screams] What are you guys doing out here? Uh, well, Joey and I had discussed getting in an early-morning racquetball game. But, um, apparently, somebody overslept. Yeah, well, you don't have your racquet. No, no, I don't because it's being restrung. Somebody was supposed to bring me one. Yeah. Well, you didn't call and leave your grip size. You guys spend a way too much time together. Okay, I'm scum. I'm scum! Ross, how could you let this happen? I don't know. God, I.. Well, it's not like she's a regular mom, y'know? She's-she's sexy. She's... You don't think my mom's sexy? - Well, not in the same way. - Hey! I'll have you know that Gloria Tribbiani was a handsome woman in her day, alright? You think it's easy giving birth to seven children? Huh? Okay, I think we're getting into a weird area here. - Hey. - Hey. What are you guys doing out here? Well, n-not playing racquetball! He forgot to leave his grip size. - He didn't get the goggles. - Oh. Well...sounds like you two have issues. - Bye, baby. - Ciao, bella.■ Do they wait for me to do this? - So are you gonna tell? - No, I'm not going to tell him. Why would I tell him? How about 'cause if you, his mother might. - Oh. - What are you guys doing here? Uh...he's not even wearing a jock strap. What did I ask? - Oh, my God. - You're my friend. I, I had to tell you. I can't believe it. Paolo kissed my mom? Yeah, I mean, uh, I-I dont know if you noticed but he had a lot to drink. You know, I mean, you kknow how he gets when he's druu-- I can't do this. I did it. It was me. I'm sorry. - I kissed your mom. - What? I...I was really upset about Rachel and Paolo and I think I had too much tequila and Nora, um.. Mrs. Mom, your Bing, was uh... She was just being nice, you know, and-and.. But nothing happened. Nothing. Ask Joey. - Joey, uh, he came in.. - You knew about this? Uh, you know, knowledge is a tricky thing, uhh.. I spent the entire day with you. Why didn't you tell me? Hey, hey, hey, you're lucky I caught them when I did, or else who knows what would have happened? Thanks, man. Big help. I can't believe this. What the hell were you thinking? I wasn't. I-I don't know. You know, of all my friends, no one knows the crap I go through with my mom more than you. - I know. I-- - I can't believe you did this! - Chandler.. - Me neither, you know-- I'm still mad at you for not telling me. - Chandler.. - Why you mad at me? Let me slam the door! Chandler, well, I didn't kiss her. He did! See what happens when you break the code? - Joey. - Ah. Uh.