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  • - Hey what's going on guys?

  • This is Ken.

  • What?

  • (flute music)

  • Jesus Christ, okay.

  • Um, well, this is very clearly

  • a special episode of Mystery Tech.

  • It is the April Fools' edition,

  • so that means that mister boss man over here

  • is the one that's manning the camera.

  • So if the shot's out of focus,

  • like his thumb was, blame him not me.

  • I brought some knickknacks to

  • - [Austin] That's how Mystery Tech works.

  • - I brought my own knickknacks to make myself

  • a little more home and comfortable

  • while these guys try to ruin my life.

  • Got myself a hat, also I got a,

  • gotta prep the desk.

  • - [Matt] Is that your daughter?

  • - Got a second one, there we go.

  • - [Austin] Oh my god, dude, dude, dude.

  • - There we go.

  • Cool, we're good now.

  • What? Oh!

  • What? Oh!

  • (laughs) Wow you guys could not be any more on point.

  • Actually this was already a Mystery Tech for Austin.

  • So these are Ariana Grande themed cat ear headphones.

  • I didn't even know that she made themed ones.

  • Let's see here.

  • Oh wow, okay.

  • Think I'm gonna move you a bit.

  • I've actually seen these a lot at conventions

  • and always wondered who buys this crap.

  • And why, but I guess I know now.

  • Oh wow!

  • That's actually pretty cool.

  • I mean I can hide the fact that I'm an Ariana Grande fan

  • by just turning off the lights, no one will ever see.

  • Okay, so lemme guess, did you spend

  • like 150 dollars on these?

  • - [Austin] 180.

  • - 180?

  • - [Austin] I can waste money too.

  • - Yeah, well it's funnier when I waste your money,

  • not when you waste your money (laughs)

  • Feels like you gypped yourself.

  • That's pretty much as I would expect it.

  • It sounds muddy as hell, there's like no treble at all,

  • kind of a little bass heavy.

  • These do have a speaker function, right?

  • I wanna blast these.

  • Oh wow.

  • (upbeat music)

  • What's this?

  • Ahhh!

  • Ahhhhhh!

  • You guys got Roboraptor a son?

  • Come here, okay.

  • - [Matt] That looks like if Roboraptor

  • and Thicc Thanos had a baby.

  • - Thicc Thanos.

  • Gotta show it now, because I pointed it out.

  • (quiet roaring)

  • There's like no life in this, it's a robot.

  • Roboraptor is an actual living being.

  • There we go.

  • (quiet roaring)

  • We're two items in and I'm still disappointed.

  • Okay, whatta we got here?

  • Oh!

  • Yes, wait.

  • Okay now you're just being really cheap.

  • We did a Palm Pixi video, what was it,

  • like two and a half years ago, three years ago,

  • or something like that?

  • And we ended up with two of these,

  • and we were like, yeah.

  • We're gonna do a giveaway.

  • We just forgot about it and now it's a Mystery Tech.

  • So I guess technically I won a giveaway, maybe.

  • - [Austin] This is a new Palm Pixi,

  • I totally forgot about that last thing.

  • - You bought another one, why? (laughs)

  • Well, look, I like the Palm Pixi.

  • Oh my god, not enough to care about the unboxing experience.

  • So this was running Palm OS, so it had some weird

  • Gestures thing to navigate the phone.

  • So I guess, let's open up a couple of apps

  • and just have multitasking going.

  • It's actually kind of cool, like,

  • just like with the iPhone X and newer,

  • when you swipe up from the bottom,

  • you have your multitasking screen.

  • This predates that by like 10 years,

  • I mean shout out to Apple for stealing technology I guess.

  • Does it actually have a connection?

  • Let's find out.

  • - [Austin] Yeah, I'm just gonna stop,

  • it's not gonna work.

  • The reason is, this is before SIM cards,

  • this is the old network, so it has embedded SIMs.

  • That's why the date is correct,

  • 'cause it's actually on the network.

  • - Oh!

  • - [Austin] There's no service.

  • - But it does work for 911 though, right?

  • - [Austin] You're committing a felony on camera, right?

  • Wait, that's illegal.

  • As he accidentally hits send.

  • - You made me look. (laughs)

  • Yeah, let me go to YouTube and see what works.

  • Or maybe it just won't.

  • - Well we definitely won't find it

  • in the most viewed section, would we?

  • - [All] (laughing)

  • - [Austin] Also, for the record,

  • we had 35 minutes, and we made it through two products.

  • - (laughing) Great!

  • Alright, you know, this phone actually belongs

  • in the garbage, 'cause nothing works on it.

  • So we can move on now.

  • She's like three feet tall, it's like

  • she's like an actual child.

  • (crowd awws)

  • - Whoa!

  • - [Austin] You still have a knife in your hand?

  • (laughs)

  • - I don't know what this is.

  • But we will find out.

  • I know what that is.

  • - [Matt] For the record, this is my contribution.

  • - Matt, I love you.

  • Did I ever tell you that?

  • - [Matt] I know!

  • - He got me some kicks, man.

  • I mean, they're not of any real name brand or anything,

  • but I'm not shallow or bitter about it.

  • I will say, it's got some really suspicious-looking

  • bomb parts, which...

  • - [Austin] What, what is this?

  • - Bomb parts.

  • Oh, these are to charge.

  • Okay that makes way more sense.

  • So to turn on, locate switch inside of the hem of the shoe.

  • So it's this thing.

  • Oh look at that.

  • They light up.

  • But they have like the Yeezy bottom, which is,

  • that's a look, I guess.

  • Let me put these on.

  • These are actually surprisingly comfortable,

  • not gonna lie.

  • Ehh!

  • Also, don't turn 'em on yet.

  • (energetic music)

  • Oh, they do change colors, look at that!

  • Oh, whoa!

  • Matt, are you epileptic?

  • Come over here, I need to try these out.

  • If I had to guess,

  • these shoes right here,

  • 20 bucks.

  • - [Austin] No.

  • - Okay, 30.

  • - [Austin] 33.

  • - 33?

  • That's not bad, 'cause Yeezys cost like 220 bucks,

  • and these light up, the real ones don't.

  • I mean.

  • - [Austin] Take that, Kanye.

  • - So, what else we got?

  • Oh no.

  • Oh boy!

  • Austin's finally taking me seriously.

  • Here we go.

  • I better take this a little more.

  • Okay, we're good now.

  • So this is the ASUS VivoBook W202N.

  • It's a very, very unnecessarily confusing

  • name for something like this.

  • What's in here?

  • - [Austin] Just hold on, hold on

  • figure it out later.

  • - I was trying to make it serious.

  • - [Matt Yeah that was your first mistake.

  • - So, yeah, looks like a pretty standard laptop.

  • Nothing super crazy.

  • Is this a Chromebook?

  • No?

  • This looks like their Chromebook,

  • this looks like the one that we

  • destroyed a couple months ago.

  • Like, the one with the rubber corners.

  • - [Austin] You're getting warmer.

  • - Is this a waterproof laptop?

  • - [Austin] Ding ding ding!

  • - Oh, see I know our content.

  • What do you want me to spill on it today?

  • This video is sponsored by Intel.

  • Right? No?

  • - Okay, well that's a shame.

  • This is actually interesting, I mean,

  • I don't know how much this is and

  • I'm gonna guess you're gonna tell me in a second,

  • but I mean the trackpad's not bad,

  • obviously it could be better.

  • But at the price, you can't really complain.

  • How much is this thing?

  • - That's not terrible though, right?

  • Like, all things considered?

  • - [Austin] You pay an extra 50 bucks

  • for the waterproofing and the durable design.

  • - Yeah, which, I mean I don't know who's actually buying

  • these, but I'm gonna guess probably schools.

  • I mean with this rugged design you're probably

  • gonna give this to a kid, and if they say,

  • I don't know, like, oops I dropped it,

  • it's gonna to be totally fine.

  • Ooh, that's cool, the screen goes flat.

  • I can't see anything from here,

  • the viewing angles are garbage.

  • (Thomas the Tank Engine and Biggie Smalls remix)

  • Let's pour some water on this.

  • This feels so weird, this feels so weird.

  • - [Matt] Doo it.

  • - What the hell was that voice?

  • My towel system is working.

  • No!

  • Stay.

  • Oh no!

  • Oh, that's bad.

  • Oh, there's a bunch of electrical cords there, oh no.

  • (laughs)

  • - [Austin] (laughing) You're paralyzed with fear.

  • No, nobody needs more, that's not what we need is more now.

  • The screen is not waterproof, the screen is not waterproof.

  • - (laughs) It's not? Why?

  • - [Austin] Did you do your research?

  • - What?

  • You gave me this thing, I don't know anything about it.

  • - [Austin] Okay no stop, stop!

  • That's enough, that's enough.

  • That's not waterproof.

  • It's not.

  • - Oh god, oh.

  • Okay, here.

  • - [Matt] Why are you drying off the knife?

  • There's totally power outlets that are wet right now.

  • - Should I dry that off too?

  • - [Austin and Matt] Yes!

  • - Okay.

  • - No, this!

  • - [Matt] Dry paper towel!

  • - [Austin] Unplug it, what are you doing?