字幕表 動画を再生する 英語字幕をプリント I ain't gonna yak, but I need to drink some water. Yeah, go for that water is the hiccup you hick up sometimes. Excuse me. Hey, what's going on? Everybody for first we feast, I'm Sean Evans and you're watching hot ones. It's the show with hot questions and even hotter wanes. And today I'm joined by legendary comedian and TV host Bob Saget. You grew up with them on shows like Full House in America's Funniest Home Videos. You can catch him on the stand up stage and speaking off, he's here to promote his latest special 0 to 60 such release on November 14th. By almost a pleasure to be here. I've watched a lot of my friends, a lot of comedian people, a lot of people plugged their stuff. And then after they're done eating here, they gotta plug themselves. Does the tongue swell up like a puffer fish of some kind? I guess we'll find out every person's different. How are you with hot food? I love this stuff. I used to go to Buffalo, and I used to go to the anchor bar where wings were. Yes, and I not to make you know I used to make it with Frank's hot sauce. I mean, this one's called mega death, so that's nice. We know where I'm where I get the Valentina. Don't screw ball. It's already on the wing. The wing zehr pre spiced spicy love a little bit little bit. So the hot sauce interview show. There's really only one place to start with you, because the Internet recently went nuts with the revelation that you might be the lady on the front of the Cholula bottle, Right? What happened was someone sent me a tweet that said, You look like her and I couldn't argue with it. Jalula Lady does have a resembles, but Ula hasn't let go of me. They keep holding onto the tiger's tail and saying, We supply the Spice Bob supplies. It's comedy. And then somebody called up for my someone representative and said, You want to do an ad because you're kind of talking about him like he's promoting your product. But that's the end of the story. Kids just sucks, but I used to go eat these things and I know how to make take butter and take the hot sauce you put in there, shaking in the pan after you deep fried it. Yep, but these aren't buffalo anymore. Once you put this stuff on Eunice, we've bastardized the art, right? Are you ready to move on July's far? Yeah. What's this? You don't care whether they're male or female, but they're not. Mail a few more of the flats Air drum there made flats and drums. That's what Stamos says. Two girls because he plays the drums and he likes him flat. It was awesome. You're enjoying this One guy had more. This one. Just go, go, go ahead. It's good. It's in Addition of Fuller House being one of the most popular shows on Netflix House has not even left the air since it debuted in 1987. No, never go away. So what I want to do is hit you with some full house folklore, and you can tell me if it's fact or fiction. Does that sound good? Sounds good to me. I mean, hot wings and ready to take a crap again. Is it true that Dave Coulier used to crash on your couch years before full houses? Even a thing on that day when he was 18 I was 22. We had a mutual friend, and he's a great writer. And director Mike Binder and Mike said Dave needs a place to crash, and I said, Okay, so he stayed at my house just like Joey staying in the alcove. Is it true that you had to take a break from filming when you had the pony on set? Because it kept getting an erection in front of the That's in my book, Dirty Daddy. You don't want a donkey around kids and the kids were level with it, and it looked like a you know, teenagers arm and then staying on the topic of animals. Is it true that the golden retriever that played comment was also Air Bud? Yes. What happened was, uh, got air Bud movie. And Stamos was pissed. He was like a fucking dog. Got a movie? I didn't get a movie. I want to feed your film. Yeah, Comedy was named after a cleanser because I cleaned on the show because I was Danny Tanner. Could be called Windex, but that would've been a stupid name for a dog. Is there Windex or one of these wings? You come, I'm gonna die? I don't know. No, I don't think so. Then I'll go down to I mean the same one. I don't want that. Neither of us go down on this thing. Poor love. That's a great place. I love Portland. I go there quite often. No fat. I'm in, um, things tomatoes in it. So you made your directorial debut with Dirty Work. First feature film. I directed a movie when I was 21 but my nephew having his face reconstructed O you want on that makes me hungry. You wantto student Academy Award for that. You know, I've been reading about your smart days. I'm sorry if I won that and they took his face off and then reconstruct it. Damn user Good. So you made your feature film directorial debut with Dirty Work. In addition to being a fan of the movie, it's also my favorite type of movie because it's blasted by critics but its beloved by the people. It got screwed. Dirty work was someone that I loved and nor McDonald's a friend already laying. I fought to get him the job, and it was Chris Farley's last movie, Right God, Buzz him, Don Rickles one of my dearest friends. His loss is a big loss. This past year has been very difficult. The movie was kind of brash and had a odd viewpoint to it. It's kind of guy humor not to say that. Movie critics aren't guys sometimes, but, um, I don't know. It was really made for 15 year old boys. When this is over, you hit you with his Pablo, my bare buttocks. I did that to Henry Rollins, and he liked it. He seemed to enjoy it. It's fascinating. You get big names on this thing. What are you doing with me? We're very excited to have you. I'm excited to be here. And everybody seemed excited when I walked in. People were in the hallway, but good luck, like, but we're going to prison. We're gonna get electrocuted. All right. What's this? This is the Queen Majesty. It's Ah, Scotch bonnet ginger sauce. So you know, you've made it in pop culture when you become a staple of rap lyrics and Bob Saget against all odds is somehow some way become the most named check comedian in hip hop. So what I want to do is just bounce some of the most classic Bob Saget bars off of you. And I'm just wondering how they hit your hear what you think of them. Does that sound good? Hit me. All right, So this first one's from Lil Wayne. It's on all I have. What pussy in my cabin. More bitches than a pageant. I keep a house full. Call me Bob Saget healthy san. I'm cool as shit. You got bitches in your cabin. But these bitches or D J. Stephens. Michelle. So they're not like hoes. He also says he wants that Bob Saget money. And then so, which is nice. It's a nice thing to hear. Who knew that I'd wind up here. All right. This one from Nacho Picasso on naked lunch. Dag. Nab it. Bad habits. I'm Rod Rabbit. I just took a key bump from Bob Saget. Well, that's OK. You know, if you like that kind of where I am not the drug guy, people think I am. I have gone through that In the early eighties, I was hanging. I'm a comedian, so it was impossible to a boy. Right? Coco's, you know, obviously, key bump. It was around in the early eighties, and I can't say I didn't see it, but you certainly didn't give one to Nacho Picasso. No, that would've been cool as hell, but I don't think it was born. This one's from Machine Gun Kelly on Miss Me, y'all and family houses like Bob Saget, both parents. I was on family. Couch is like, You don't want it. I'll wear it Inheriting hand me downs is a grown man embarrassed. That's actually poetry. That that's nice to be part of that. I mean, it's kind of it's sad. It's honest s. Oh, I like that. I never heard that. Thistles. Your sauce, You sell this? You have a big enough following millions of people following this. I'm not to put it down. Doesn't it shock you? It started off as a goof, and then the snowball just starts picking up momentum. And then before you know what, it's a big, huge, crazy thing I said about my Penis, but I would never eat. All right, Bob. So every crane segment on a show called Explain that Graham, where you do a deep dive on our guest, Instagram pulled interesting pictures that need more contacts. But with you have done a little bit of a twist. We pulled some great Bob Saget throwbacks, so I'll show you the picture, and you can tell me what's going on. The bigger story there. Okay. All right. Stop. Please can meet his wife. All this pile of my mouth is good. This is actually amazing. I recommend all of you doing this. That is the last couple that air like insane, right? Yeah. Don't Don't put the horse in front of the carriage or No, you don't want to do that. All right, so this is a great pick. You and Johnny Carson. That was a dream. I was on his show, like, 13 times. I would tell them stories, and I say, This is true. When you go, I don't care. Just tell it. And Letterman did the same thing. He really acquired some of Jonny's best qualities that he would self admitted. He say my mother went up to him after a show once. It was so embarrassing. She goes, Mr. Carson, we just want you to know you're doing a very good job. Some lady from Philly, and thank you, ma'am. It's like 30 years he'd been doing I've been doing at 30 years. And then he goes to want to see my new car. And then I went out, looked at his new Corvette, left. My parents has left them. They didn't deserve him. After that, we'll talk to Johnny Carson. That way the king of everything. Do you remember this? This is your roast. The reason I was happy to do that roast is it was all my friends. It's a 20 minute cut. Enorme people didn't know what the hell was going. He was really playing to the back of the room with you, called me a week before and said, I don't want to make funny. I don't like doing Rose. So I'm just gonna read jokes from the 19 forties joke book. I said, Norm, you kind of curse. Sometimes you gotta say shit or fuck or something. I don't like doing that. Meanwhile, he did he Finally. By the end, I was like I had just directed him and dirty work. I was like, Hey, I'm saying he had a fucking dog face, you know? And then it was like it was a lot of really wonderful people were on it and then Gilbert, there's my Don Rickles. There's Don Rickles. You and down. I loved him so much. We just lost him on Duh. I called him, like, four weeks before he passed away. His mind was really good all the way to the end. And, uh, I said, How you doing? He said, What do I have to do to get you out of my life? And he went too far e anything. He had to do this. I don't Dirty dick, Dude, I laid it clean, Dick. That's how I got this movie made in this shot. Oh, you just suck it right off Just deep built that way. Oh, I feel it on that. This I feel you play a version of yourself. An entourage was fascinated by these shows, whether it's curb your enthusiasm or entourage where celebs air kind of toeing the line between reality write fiction. But interesting. When I first did Entourage and they did like four of them go writer producer Doug Allen wanted me to be more down on my luck. You know? Oh, Maxwell got my money and all this crap and I said, no, I don't want to do that and he's well, it's making the balls.