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  • >> Stephen: HEY, EVERYBODY, WELCOME BACK!

  • LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, MY NEXT GUEST TONIGHT IS A COMEDIAN AND

  • ACTRESS YOU KNOW FROM "THE WEST WING," "DR. KEN" AND HER LATEST

  • SHOW, "AVENUE 5."

  • >> HOW MANY GUITARS DID YOU BRING ON THIS TRIP?

  • >> NINE.

  • >> GO GRAB THEM ALL.

  • >> WHAT ARE THESE?

  • >> THEY'RE THE STAND FOR MY WEIGHTS.

  • I DON'T NEED THEM.

  • >> WHERE ARE YOUR WEIGHTS?

  • >> I NEED THOSE.

  • >> WE NEED TO JETTISON EXCESS WEIGHT.

  • >> I THREW OUT CAPTAINRIAN'S ROWING MACHINE.

  • HE DOESN'T NEED IT.

  • HE'S IN GREAT SHAPE, BUT...

  • >> IS THAT TRUE, ABOUT BRIAN'S ROWING MACHINE, YOU WENT IN HIS

  • ROOM?

  • >> WHAT ARE YOU IMPLYING?

  • >> NOTHING.

  • SOME PEOPLE ARE SAYING YOU HAD A THING WITH HIM.

  • BUT THEN SOME OTHER PEOPLE ARE SAYING, "NO, THEY DIDN'T HAVE A

  • THING."

  • BUT THE FIRST PEOPLE ARE SAYING, "YEAH, THEY "D."

  • I'M JUST SAYING, THERE'S A LOT OF CONFUSION AROUND THIS ISSUE.

  • >> Stephen: PLEASE WELCOME TO "THE LATE SHOW," SUZY NAKAMURA.

  • ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ).

  • >> Stephen: HELLO!

  • ♪ ♪ ♪ ( APPLAUSE )

  • ( CHEERS ) >> HELLO!

  • >> Stephen: NICE TO SEE YOU AGAIN.

  • >> NICE TO SEE YOU, TOO.

  • >> Stephen: TO PEOPLE OUT THERE JUST TUNING IN, THEY DON'T

  • KNOW-- >> WHO I AM.

  • >> Stephen: THEY MAY KNOW ME, BUT THEY DON'T KNOW THAT YOU AND

  • I KNOW EACH OTHER FROM WAY BACK IN THE DAY.

  • WE WERE AT SECOND CITY TOGETHER BACK IN THE...

  • >> FIVE, SIX YEARS AGO.

  • >> Stephen: A DIFFERENT MILLENNIUM.

  • AND YOU, YOU BROUGHT ALONG A PHOTO THAT JUST BLOWS ME AWAY.

  • THIS IS FROM THE OLD DAYS.

  • THIS IS-- THERE ARE-- THERE IS YOU RIGHT THERE.

  • THIS IS PAUL DINELO, ONE OF MY PRODUCERS.

  • THAT IS MY THEN-GIRLFRIEND, EVIE, NOW MY WIFE.

  • THAT SKINNY GUY IS STEPHEN COLBERT.

  • AND WE'RE SHUCKING CORN AT A BEACH HOUSE ON LAKE MICHIGAN.

  • >> TOTALLY NORMAL.

  • >> Stephen: YEAH.

  • DO YOU HAVE ANY OTHER PHOTOS FROM WHEN I WAS THIN?

  • BECAUSE I WOULD LOVE TO GET SOME OF THOSE.

  • >> WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

  • STEPHEN, YOU LOOK EXACTLY THE SAME.

  • >> Stephen: SO DO YOU, SUZY NAKAMURA.

  • >> TAKE THAT BACK.

  • >> Stephen: YOU'RE MY FAVORITE-- YOU'RE MY FAVORITE

  • GUEST OF ALL TIME.

  • ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS THAT.

  • ( APPLAUSE ) HERE'S THE THING: I SUSPECT--

  • >> NOW I'M TRYING.

  • >> Stephen: EVEN THOUGH YOU AND I HAVE KNOWN EACH OTHER FOR

  • A LONG TIME, I HAVE BEEN TOLD YOU HAVE A BONE TO PICK WITH ME

  • THEY KNEW NOTHING ABOUT.

  • WHAT IS THIS BONE, AND PICK AWAY.

  • WHAT DID I DO?

  • >> I WAS UNDERSTANDING AMY SEDARIS, AND YOU AND I WERE IN A

  • SCENE, AND WE WERE FACING THE AUDIENCE, AND PAUL DID SOMETHING

  • BEHIND ME.

  • >> Stephen: WAS IT A WRITTEN SCENE OR AN IMPROV SCENE?

  • >> NO, I THINK IT WAS WRITTEN.

  • >> Stephen: OKAY.

  • >> AND PAUL EITHER-- I MEANT TO ASK HIM THIS-- HE EITHER ENTERED

  • IN A BEAR CONSTITUTE OR WITH A BEAR HEAD ON, AND YOU STARTED

  • LAUGHING.

  • AND I CAN'T LAUGH, AND I THINK JOYCE-- OUR PRESSURE WAS IN THE

  • AUDIENCE -- >> Stephen: YOU WERE UNDER

  • PRESSURE BECAUSE IF YOU DID A GOOD JOB THEY MIGHT KEEP NUT

  • COMPANY.

  • >> EXACTLY.

  • YOU STARTED LAUGHING, AND I DIDN'T BREAK.

  • AND YOU COULD NOT RECOVER.

  • ( LAUGHTER ) STEPHEN-- AND PAUL HAS ENTERED

  • AND EXITED.

  • IT'S JUST YOU AND ME ON STAGE.

  • YOU LEFT ME.

  • ( LAUGHTER ) YOU WALKED OFF STAGE.

  • I WAS BY MYSELF.

  • ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) DON'T!

  • NO!

  • NO!

  • YOU COME BACK HERE AND FINISH THE SCENE!

  • >> Stephen: I HAVE NO MEMORY OF THIS.

  • WHAT, DIEVER COME BACK?

  • I LEFT YOU JUST HANGING OUT IN FRONT OF 350 DRUNK CHICAGOANS.

  • >> AND I STILL EVEN -- >> Stephen: DAVE BREZOWSKI?

  • >> BY THE WAY, HE TOOK THAT PICTURE.

  • HE WAS WAITING IN THE WINGS AND SAID HE GRABBED YOU BY THE

  • SHOULDERS AND SAID, "STOP IT," SPUN YOU AROUND AND SENT YOU

  • BACK OUT.

  • >> Stephen: HE'S A MUCH NICER PERSON THAN I AM.

  • I APOLOGIZE.

  • PLEASE ACCEPT MY APOLOGY AFTER ALL THESE YEARS.

  • >> I WILL WAIT FOR PAUL'S APOLOGY, WHICH WILL NEVER COME.

  • >> Stephen: YOU'RE NEVER GOING TO GET IT.

  • YOU'RE NEVER GOING TO GET IT.

  • YOU HAVE-- YOU HAVE BEEN IN SO MANY THINGS.

  • BUT THAT MEANS SO MANY AUDITIONS.

  • >> YES.

  • >> Stephen: WHAT IS-- WHAT IS-- I ALWAYS LOVE TO KNOW,

  • BECAUSE I'VE HAD TERRIBLE ONES MYSELF.

  • WHAT IS THE WORST EXPERIENCE HUATTEMPTING TO GET A PART?

  • BECAUSE THEY CAN BE HUMILIATING.

  • >> THEY CAN BE HUMILIATING.

  • THERE WAS ONE, WHERE, LIKE, DURING PILOT SEASON, YOU HAVE TO

  • BASICALLY-- SOMETIMES GO TO FOUR IN A DAY.

  • >> Stephen: ONE RIGHT AFTER ANOTHER.

  • >> AND YOU JUST DON'T HAVE TIME TO PREPARE BECAUSE YOU GET THE

  • MATERIAL THE NIGHT BEFORE.

  • SO I WENT TO EYE SHOWED UP TO AN AUDITION TO AUDITION FOR A

  • DIRECTOR I KNEW AND I WAS NOT PREPARED.

  • BUT, YOU KNOW, LIKE YOU HAVE TO JUST DO IT AND WASTE THEIR TIME.

  • AND I REMEMBER SORT OF STRUGGLING THROUGH IT.

  • YOU BROUGHT ME IN TO JUST READ OUT LOUD TO YOU.

  • AND I LEFT.

  • AND HE CAME OUT INTO THE WAITING ROOM, CHASED-- NOT CHASED ME,

  • BUT FOLLOWED ME INTO THE WAITING ROOM AND SAID,, HEY, SUZ, DO YOU

  • WANT TO WORK ON THAT AND COME BACK IN AGAIN."

  • >> Stephen: THAT WAS VERY NICE OF HIM.

  • >> IT WAS VERY NICE.

  • BUT IT WAS IN FRONT OF ALL THE OTHER WOMEN WAIT AGO.

  • >> Stephen: SO THEY SAW.

  • >> AND I WAS LIKE, "YEAH, YPLEASE, I CAN?"

  • I SAT AND WORKED ON IT, AND WHEN I WAS READY HE SAID, "ARE YOU

  • READY?" AND I SAID, "YEAH."

  • I GO BACK IN AND THE WOMEN IN THE ROOM SAID, "GO, JESUS."

  • BECAUSE HE SAID, "HEY, SUZ, DO YOU WANT TO GO BACK IN AND WORK

  • ON THIS AGAIN."

  • AND THEY WERE SO SUPPORTIVE.

  • >> Stephen: AND YOU CAN'T TELL THEM BECAUSE THEY WERE SO NICE

  • TO YOU.

  • >> I'M NOT GOING TO CORRECT THEM.

  • "GO, JESUS."

  • >> Stephen: DID YOU GET THE PART?

  • >> I DID NOT.

  • >> Stephen: SUZY, LOVELY TO SEE YOU.

  • PLEASE ACCEPT MY APOLOGY FOR LEAVING OW STAGE.

  • >> I FORGIVE YOU.

  • >> Stephen: I HAVE NO MEMORY OF IT, BUT I BELIEVE YOU.

  • "AVENUE 5" AIRS SUNDAYS ON HBO.

  • SUZY NAKAMURA, EVERYBODY!

  • WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

>> Stephen: HEY, EVERYBODY, WELCOME BACK!

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スージー・ナカムラ、スティーブン・コルバートから謝罪を受けるためにレイトショーに登場 (Suzy Nakamura Came To The Late Show To Get An Apology From Stephen Colbert)

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    林宜悉 に公開 2021 年 01 月 14 日
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