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  • you ladies might even accept the guy And welcome back to a little bit of big life The life and times of funny funny pits.

  • Patrick that the first time I've made that mistake Is it Putty Fitzpatrick senior computer programmer Sam I Mass murderer doesn't really count if he didn't do it himself and he just told somebody else to do it.

  • I'd say he's more of an entrepreneur in the hit man industry.

  • So we're what age we know.

  • Actually, party Fitzpatrick.

  • It's 45 years old.

  • He's about to come upon to his beautiful fifties, so plenty more time to kill people.

  • I am going to kill absolutely everybody today.

  • Everybody that I work with, all of these people dead.

  • I am running dangerously close.

  • Toto Bankruptcy.

  • So maybe I should by some stuff assets.

  • Can I do anything else?

  • The radio's going on my finances.

  • I've seen everything come over $106,000 but I'm spending it on a hit man.

  • Uh, real estate broker shop for properties.

  • No hurry.

  • I work close to home so I can walk there every day.

  • It's fine.

  • I'm going to sell my care.

  • I could take public transport.

  • I can even uber.

  • All right.

  • But how am I gonna afford all of these hitmen if I can't actually afford them?

  • I know it's simple math.

  • Really?

  • Put a post it online.

  • How?

  • It's what?

  • Okay.

  • Nobody wanted to buy your stolen Maserati.

  • How do they know it's stolen, though?

  • I'm going to do a second crime right now.

  • I want to see if somebody will kill my step Dad for a ski was full of horrible sentences.

  • No way.

  • Does no one want to kill my step?

  • That is a sentence, I just said.

  • All right, who else?

  • You know what?

  • It's just our goal.

  • My co workers.

  • No one was killed in an inch.

  • You'll be the hit men are on to me.

  • Maybe the hit man.

  • Just kill me now, Jacob Moore.

  • No one wants to kill anybody in my life anymore.

  • Fucking sucks.

  • You tried to start a conversation with a coworker, Evan, about who makes the best bit life videos on YouTube.

  • He told you he is too busy at the moment.

  • It's me, Jack.

  • Except the guy.

  • Oh, man.

  • All right, well, who is that?

  • Evan.

  • All right.

  • Time to kill.

  • I can't even pick him out of the list.

  • This is the saddest fucking day of my life.

  • I'm gonna rob a house Maraba house and said, Oh, God, I forgot to do this scene as many items as you can from the little old ladies home and escape without being caught.

  • Swipe to change directions.

  • Okay, Okay, I can do it.

  • Oh, I didn't know Starting already.

  • I thought it was just showing me a picture.

  • I fucked that up.

  • I also swipe down and it swept up.

  • The little lady verbally abused you and kicked you out of your house.

  • She managed to flee before the cops arrived.

  • Thank God I'm getting away with so much of this game, My happiness is down to 10%.

  • Sad gamer noises.

  • All right?

  • I need Thio.

  • I need to spend time with everybody.

  • You invested time and five relationship.

  • Your stepfather refused to spend time with you.

  • Of course he did.

  • He never wants to hang out with me.

  • Hey, never wants to hang out with me.

  • Where is he?

  • Stepfather things.

  • Come on, I wanna murder.

  • Except that we're gonna evolve and grow up in this game.

  • And I'm just gonna murder myself by the end of it.

  • All right, let's Let's a job.

  • Pregnancy.

  • Your wife Kira is pregnant with your baby.

  • What do you do?

  • Keep the baby.

  • We tried this last time.

  • She had a miscarriage.

  • So I'm hoping that this time she likes to be able to keep the baby on.

  • We have a nice, happy, fun, healthy life full of murder.

  • All right, talk to my co workers.

  • Who was in here?

  • Talk to Evan again.

  • Traded dogs on Shakira's hips.

  • He told you he's too busy at the moment.

  • All you had to do was tell me that the door libro I am wildly upset that I can't kill Evan.

  • That's that's really going to fuck me up.

  • She killed my accent, her husband thinks is weird.

  • Lady boss trying to figure out reasons for killing them.

  • And then I realize it's a video game.

  • It doesn't matter.

  • Sure, why not?

  • Oh, for the hit man going by the name of T X.

  • Who's willing to pull off the hit on your supervisor?

  • Lee?

  • What would you do?

  • Hire her Monte X right off your money without pulling off the hit on your supervisor Lily, Can I murder my hit man?

  • Oh, my God.

  • The methods of murder or sword.

  • Nasty performer drive by, strangled him club then pushed him off a cliff.

  • Elephant laxatives.

  • You can kill someone with an elephant.

  • Laxatives.

  • Hold on, everybody I'm reading.

  • I need to keep reading To upgrade my mind, To increase my mental capacity and just make me feel at ease.

  • I'm a read through all of little women in five minutes.

  • I'm like Superman picked a shorter book.

  • Could you shot?

  • Nope.

  • To be this way.

  • I'm not even taking the pages anymore.

  • Abandoned it.

  • I didn't even get happy.

  • Talk to Sophie again.

  • Sophie, what's going on?

  • She told me to shut up.

  • Sophie is always telling me to shut up.

  • Sophia Sophia in this list, it's not going well today.

  • I'm gonna have to murder on my own If I can't find a hit man to do it all right.

  • And go into a casino because I need to make back some money.

  • I've lost a lot of money.

  • We got to go to the coastal Shannon casino.

  • Uh, please.

  • Your blackjack bets.

  • Bank balance.

  • Okay.

  • Uh, I'm about 10 grand.

  • God, that's actually a really fucking good hand stand, mother fucker.

  • It's rigged.

  • I'm going again.

  • Double or nothing, E 10 yes.

  • Oh, God.

  • All right.

  • I want the money back that I lost.

  • I should quit while I'm ahead.

  • Unless it be Let's go again.

  • Go again.

  • I don't have a problem.

  • You do.

  • 12.

  • 13.

  • Pretty here is gonna take the kids.

  • Oh, no, Kira, Baby, Your wife Kira is argue with you because you lost money at the casino.

  • What would you do?

  • I I didn't just lose money.

  • I almost lost it all.

  • We had 37,000 in the bank and I'm down to six grand.

  • Apologize to work.

  • You know, I hear Hire a hit man of myself.

  • All right, let's Let's age up.

  • Oh, Kira had a miscarriage again.

  • Time to murder.

  • You were suffering from anxiety.

  • Oh, no.

  • Can I hire a hit man to kill it?

  • Can I kill my anxiety with a hit man, please?

  • I'll pay anything.

  • I lose as much money at the casino as you need.

  • It's all right.

  • I aged up.

  • I have another 20 grand.

  • I'm 47 years old.

  • Let's just go up to age 50.

  • Your wife Kira wants a divorce.

  • She told you she has learned that variety is the spice of life.

  • At 47.

  • What will you do?

  • Insult her?

  • One of us.

  • He's is Grace.

  • I'm going to charge her.

  • All right.

  • This is This is what happens.

  • All right, in the game A bit life.

  • If you want a divorce, you have to fight for it.

  • So I'm gonna charge at her if she gets past me.

  • She's not have the divorce.

  • If I buy her school and kill her, Whoa.

  • The chips wherever they like.

  • The judges recognize your pre nuptial agreement and has therefore determined no settlement amount is required to finalize your divorce.

  • No.

  • Okay.

  • I'm going to bite for school.

  • It's the same thing that happened again.

  • Oh, no.

  • You tried to buy your wife, Kira, but missed.

  • How How do you miss?

  • How do you miss biting someone like damn it?

  • Okay.

  • She stumped you.

  • She jammed your torso.

  • She busted your kneecap.

  • You're suffering from depression.

  • Oh, God.

  • It's all going downhill party.

  • What's happening?

  • Oh, I have a What's this?

  • Boost?

  • Happiness.

  • You receive an all expense paid trip to the Disney theme park of your choice from an anonymous source.

  • You've been feeling the need for a vacation.

  • What would you do?

  • Here I come, Mickey.

  • What do the hit men?

  • They funded a trip for me because they feel bad for stealing all my money.

  • You enjoy the free paid trip to Disney 90 Berg, old happiness, you happiness.

  • I feel like a trip to Disney would have made me a lot happier even though my wife just left me after having a miscarriage.

  • And then she stomped on me on Boston.

  • My kneecaps.

  • I think that I could be a little more than 30% happy right now.

  • Okay, Well, time to hire a hit man and kill my ex wife.

  • Where is she, Kira?

  • Use there?

  • No, on done, Chigir.

  • Satisfaction.

  • Guaranteed your hit man.

  • Anton, pull up the hit on your excuse.

  • Using a ray.

  • Good.

  • Well, they expect what happened.

  • See?

  • You know what?

  • I missed my bite there to take my shot later.

  • I'm no coward.

  • I'll just hide behind a hitman.

  • Let this be a lesson.

  • Don't divorce party, Fitzpatrick, because he will hire a hit man and kill you.

  • All right.

  • William Fitzpatrick a cheese.

  • I thought I died there for a second.

  • Your father passed away at the age of 78.

  • He died from Lyme disease in 2020.

  • Really?

  • Is your responsibility to plan a funeral Planets form?

  • All right, It's time to decide what to do with your father's remains.

  • His wish was to be buried.

  • What would you do while he's dead?

  • So I guess his wishes don't matter.

  • Berry Um information.

  • Taxidermy.

  • Donate to science.

  • Let's bury him.