字幕表 動画を再生する 英語字幕をプリント heads you guys. Today is another time for us to try something that packs. And today, once again, involves power tools. So is not gonna go, But it also involves nachos. So that's gonna go like I can't build a house, But I can build a stacker nachos like a motherfucker. I bought the builder, bitch. I'm Eddie the Eater. All right, let's get started. Our first life hack involves a power drill, a four in spaghetti. Okay, so I've already made this because it took forever to figure out because I was trying to show a four and a power drill, and that electrocuted me. Then I tried superglue in Beijing. Crafty. So then I finally ended up taping a fork to a power drill with duct tape and get your bitch she wants. Yeah. Yeah. Steve Jobs Who wait recipes. Who else's inventor, Thomas Edison. Who? I know he's dead. Bitch. It's been a while. Look at this. I should go down in the fucking the history books for this bitch. So obviously eating spaghetti is very hard because you have to, like, get your floor, like, twirling around like that so hard on your wrists, especially after a long day work social. I've family time. So they give you risk breaking the twirly fork. It's a work in progress, but here we go. Let's see if it actually works. Alright, here we go. Oh, my God. Okay, So you put it in spaghetti? Yeah, Looking everywhere. All right, here we go. Oh, shit. Okay. All right, hold on. It's coming loose. I want to get a little more noodles. Oh, but this is cool. The guy's no good, but it's okay, Homer. Oh, I think this is everything. I love this. I'm so proud of this. Get in it. Oh, look at that. Big quietly. Just got shark tank there. Mr Wonderful. I know you like this. This is great. All right, Next half. Also their sticky in here. Just a chunk of spaghetti meat behind me. Okay, so the next attack is to help If it's the end of the world Now, a lot of people been saying that it is going to be the end of the world soon because our president and I disagree. I think it's gonna be the end of the world soon because of all the stupid YouTube challenges going around talking about the hot night, the blowtorch, microwaving and all the things I'm doing. Those are all definitely gonna kill the whole world. But to survive that, we want to make a gas mask out of a gallon of milk. Okay, so it's actually pretty easy and pretty stupid. Basically, you take down a milk, and then you cut it in half. It was not all the way empty. Another is milking dick. So cold. Who really got her? Okay. All right. Oh, I meet that. Okay, So where would you cut a hole? Right here. Oh, it is dripping everywhere. I thought I am seated. I had one bowl of cereal. Don't act like you don't use a mixing bowl. Don't act like you don't use a ladle, bitch. If you sit me down in front of a box of cinnamon toast crunch, I would even usable support. Right. Okay, so we have all cut out, and now Oh, it's still pretty. Thanks. Now, what we're gonna do is put this over your face, Big head. Let me cut your room. Okay. Now. So we're going to tape this tour. Never mind. Let's just die. Just end it. But we don't have a walk around the damn milk jug on our fucking heads. Okay, for reading that, we gotta cover the mouth hole with a sock. So that, like, filters the air for you. Although now it's just gonna make you breathe in your own stock, which will kill you, especially if you're me. I have not washed my socks ever, because I think about it. It's like, Okay, if you're, like, walking a law or like going on hikes like, yeah, wash your fucking socks. If you're like putting your feet up on your coffee table and that's the exercise, you don't need to wash them every day. Okay, so here we go. Oh! Oh, my God. It's so crazy that it smells like dog shit, But there's no dog shit on it. That just means I am my doctor. Serious is coming soon. Okay, so now that we have that together, we're just going to duct tape it to our heads. It's not gonna be funny when it saves your life. Here we go. Works. I'm breathing. I mean, I can't see anything. So, like, that's not practical at all, But I can't breathe. This is great. I'm gonna survive. I'm not gonna survive. I'm later. They're gonna be the 1st 1 to go. Can you? Much immediate in the apocalypse would be life. Excuse me. Yeah. No, you're on fire. Okay. You're good. Where's the Cheesecake Factory? Like? It'll be bad, but I love it. Look, I love life. I love the smell of my growth stepping fleet who actually know what that feels awful. Hi really quick. I just want you guys to see what I've created. It's called fashion. Google It business in the front. Dead homeless person in the back. When you're walking away from the haters and you want to catch other jealousy when you're the cheesecake factory you like how I can get another loaf of bread. Oh, no, I'm not gonna steal it and take it home. No sweat. Check my purse. No bread in there. I'm gonna take this off. Court rips all the hair off my head. Where's I didn't think this through. O p e o was ok. Ok, OK, It's actually Oh, this is bad. Okay, Okay. This is just going to cut off my hair. Perfect. Okay, there a lot hat for gripping tape off your scalp because I'll take it was caring. Oh, this actually is really bad. Guys I don't want to do. I'm freaking out, okay? No. You know, I'm pulling it like, little little time. Okay? I'm gonna go. Okay, I'm back. That legit took 20 minutes, and I was terrifying, but I'm okay. Believe has been speaking of hurting myself, this next track definitely will leave me scarred because this is so dumb. Basically, it says that if you heat up 1/4 with a lighter and put it on a pimple or a bug bite, it'll make it go away. This is the dumbest thing I've ever done. Let's do it. Okay? I don't have any, like pimples or bug bites. The moment. Sorry. Grateful. Just too late. You know what? I'm not gonna do this one. Why would I do this? Why would I burn myself for fun? I thought this one it does not work. Girls, boys, both. If you read a hack out there that tells you to light yourself on fire, send it my way because I'll probably do it. But don't do it. Stupid moving off. Okay, This one is equally as dangerous, but it won't leave me scarred. We're gonna watch my home video. Okay. This'll is creating slingshot using a soda can, a condom and a long stick. So basically what we D'oh First we need Thio make a hole in the bottom of the camp. So I feel like the way we should do that is to hammer a nail into it once again. Not Bob Builder. I carried the corner, so come over to my work station. Okay? We're gonna try now, can there? Okay, Go trying to nail this. Fuck you by the builder. You bought the builders like no good. Now we take a condom, We wrap it around the bottom and make it so that you could go that. Now we take a stick or a match of your meeting. You're stupid, and you put it through the hole and you break it. There's a stick stuck in my hole. Me with a fucking tree. Don't Have you ever done that here? I think I'm gonna make the hole bigger. Need one in a fucking a car. Okay, let's grab another stick. Okay? See, now we have to stick with the condom like it's a slingshot. Ready so excited. 123 Okay, I just wasted three minutes of my life that I could have been eating on that, You know, we're gonna make this whole bigger. Who? That is dangerous. Who? All right. Here we go. Yeah. Go y 230 wait. Let me turn the camera. Okay, so let's do it again. And let's try to hit that cabinet. Ready? One, 23 Whoa! Kiss. If you're too poor to afford toys going to Mama's room, grab a condom. You know, she has, though. She doesn't want any more. You going to Mama's fridge? Grab a beer, can. You know, she definitely has some of those. And then grab some matches. You guys definitely have to have those because Mom has definitely planning on burning the house down and then making these. Let's do it one more time. 123 I'm fucking killing me Invention game today, okay? Speaking of innovation, bitch, right now we want to make something I'm very excited about. You know how much I love Fireball? Obviously, the bottle has been slowly disappearing behind me. And you know how much I hate fruit. But what if I could turn fruit into. Here's my idea. I'm going to take an apple, and I'm going to take one of these syringes that I got for free at Walgreens. And I'm sure they're like poor babies for medicines. Diabetes? What is it? Oh, no, no, no. Life video. Be shoving alcohol into a piece of fruit. Really is sick. Okay, so let's fill this baby up with fire, All right? So let's just pour some in here. Oh, God, It's so good. I guess you just huge. Only God, I'm gonna turn to drive. It's not good when I see this. Like you, my God e love sucking up things into a needle and then putting them into my body. Now you think the apple cart the whole right. When did albums get some juicy? Look at that. That's crazy. Me when I see fruit for the first time. What? Well, I have never seen this before. People know about. So now that we have our whole let's fill her up So fun.