字幕表 動画を再生する 英語字幕をプリント stock photos is a national treasure. Stock photos need to pre preserved at all costs. Sock photos has given us some of the greatest names of this time. Stock voters is a way for us to express ourselves in emotions we didn't even know we had. So let's go through some of the greatest stock images off all time. Smash like on this video. If you are super into it. Grand teaches blond Children important life lessons. Why? I like how there's a story here, you know, play. The child has done some victor's hand. Why are all the kids blonde too? It's very weird. I, of course, know the answer of this. This is the famous leafy potted meat tests that all Swedish kids that are blonde has to go through in Sweden at the age of 12. This, of course, is a man presenting hot dogs. This is how I presented my hot dogs when I was working in a hot dog stain. This is how you would find me exactly like this. So who directed this? Yeah, Exactly. I can't imagine someone directing this photo shoot. It was unprovoked. The photographer just happen to have a camera Sometimes you never know. With the perfect opportunity of a photo is gonna strike. You just never know. Excuse me, sir. What do you have in that saucepan? This? Oh, yes, That's sausages. Would you like a photo? Yes, please. Okay, There you go. Epic best is how I imagine it went down. People have different theories. Of course. People allowed to speculate off course is just a woman who spits on. Oh, I'm not gonna read that out loud. How do you get to do that on that bird? I am so confused. I am Dignam, ease. I've seen this before in Vietnam. It's very common, but I'm not sure I'm more confused now. What? That you can't just drop that. People do it before a P by. It's a prefight blessing. If I were them, his woman spits on you. I'll keep that in mind for my inevitable chaos. I p d pie or logon verse. Speedy pipeline drink driving. Taken to a new level. I've seen this. I just assumed this was fake. It's actually very deja boo. I have been in the space before. They're brought. Take a sip. It turns back for 4 to 5 degrees less right. You can make this exit this in time. Hold my beer. What's that quote from The Matrix? Did you say to avoid the highway? The highway it's guy reaches through computer screen and times backwards. While a surprise can't look off in the distance. Things were describing the image for people that are blind, but they ago. That's what I'm looking at here. And it's exactly what you think it is. And I'm equally is confused. Oh, God, no! Stop what? It stays. I think my photo shops are weird. This is awful. My mom, I I don't know where I keep my pales. Do you know where I can't? My pills? Oh, son. Just check my knee. You go said our Thanks. My I love the abundance of Pitney pills. If only I had legs, I could actually understand what that felt like. My lady, I've seen this. That's a stock image. I want that hat. Loki. Want that head? Not gonna lie like I look straight up, ALF, I'll take by nobody sock photos. It's like that office episode when will file screams at the cake? No. Yeah. When your salad keeps telling you jokes I don't know what it's about. Salad. It's just hilarious. I cannot. I love it now. That reality was eating a cell in a god. That lettuce tastes like nothing. What am I doing? Hacker stock photos are the banks. Wow, that's incredible. That's really bad. That's just not clever or funny or nothing. When it's the fourth time this week, you've forgotten the pull your pants down. Yeah, if he was just sitting on it without the toilet paper in his hand, it wouldn't be that weird. I pee through my jeans all the time, but since that's a totally paper, he's only improvement, which is really gross. But you don't pee through your pants, bro. What? Guys? Check this out. Check this guy. He doesn't pee through his pants. Oh, courage. Oh, my God. That looks like Jack Septic A. She says, Lord, tell me that does not look like older, fatter JJ. Except the guy What in the world. And the separate Ignace is coming out of his ear. Memory loss is more people. What? Jack Burger, baby burger, baby, What gender Burger baby is. We're waiting to the birth to reveal it. Someone stop this man Yeah. What? The punk brace. It really shows how hard core this guy is. Someone stop him, please. Three proposes. I assume she says no and Oh, wow. Okay. This is actually how me and Marshall proposed. She was forced to say yes. Basically how? I mean, I can't be mad. I do these kind of photo shops. But why would you need a stock image of that? That is my question. I wanted stock image reads like a lucrative business or not, because it seems so easy to do it. Maybe that's naive for me to say, but I don't know. Like, what is this like a youtuber? Petey pies quits you tip to create stock imagery. Woman is robbing bakery without beget. Okay, I guess it's Ah break braid. If he gets shot, it will be paining me. Sorry, man. An eyepatch pretending to play the violin with an advocate and a bow tie. Why is he layering is closed like that? Ah, it's like the details that does it get like this is weird in itself. And then you add all the other stuff. Oh, Kruger, you caught me keeping a bowl of crackers in the what kind of maniac. Keep your crackers in the fridge, guys. This girl keeps cracker in the fridge. Crane. JJ Grange. What is wrong with you? Chocolate logs in the fridge. Chocolate belongs in the fridge. Chocolate belongs in the fridge. I said it three times, and I have to put all your chocolate in the fridge like a normal human being. Thank you very much. Oh, What if What? Starr, Stop! Stop it! I request a full stop. I have permission from the government. A full stop. It is an order. Now stop it! Stop it! Now! Stop! How many cameras does your phone have? Mine has. Fine. It's got one camp on the bank. That's right. Honored 20 pro. Say it after me on the 20 Pro four cameras. You want to take the perfect shot? The main camera has 48 megapixel. But who's counting? Are you two close? When you're alone with all your friends and want to capture all of them, try the wide angle lens, 16 megapixels, super wide angle. So you and all your non existing friends can be in the shot. I want to take really closely, creepy shots on people. Well, now, you can. With the macro sensor, we can get super close uncomfortably close. And finally, the eight megapixel telephoto sensor that has three times optical assume and 30 times digital zoom. Now you can finally see peopie. And, of course, front camera five cameras. Everyone knows more cameras. Bet their phone for real. The honor 20 pro is a super cool phone. I've been using the honor phones for a really long time. The new dynamic holographic design glass spect It's looking very Hecate. Hecate. Nice. And I know you're all serious gamers out there. The under 20 pro. It's got pro in it, which will give you the best gaming experience. Thank you for sponsoring this video. Okay, Keep on with video. Bye bye from the article about teenagers becoming radicalized online. Help me. Help me come out of this computer place. I'm getting sucked in. They got my left butt cheek place alligator attacking businesswoman in office cubicle. It can happen at any given time. It is an issue. Burgess working on it. Why would you need this? I feel like if you're gonna make sock imagery, at least make it something you can eat. All right, if I'm running a business. Whatever I want. Not that that's not what I want. If I was running a business, I wouldn't want the ghost sitting silent. When would you use this? When would you use days? I get the message, and I get what you're saying. But, like, why would anyone buy that? It's so specific. That's what I mean with look a day like, can't you just make sock inventory that are actually useful? It's stalking me. Just like those mobile phone game ads that are just like we're gonna scare to draw attention. It actually works. I don't understand it. It's so confusing. Lemon with tongue and disembodied Robert rubber glove. Okay, But why? But it looks that long for me. That march they wanted to make I thought I could justify my stud in need of owning a long Furby by creating one for a video I was denied. I guess me and my session make one cause ah, never heard back from willing Osman uh, why somebody remade this. Remember cake Pillow case. What happened when I sent it to my cousin? Ah, it's not up yet. Wait. Okay. The oh, we have answers. We have answers. For once, there's a background behind the stock image. GETTY IMAGES In 2007 I work with the photographer to document a concept piece of a man. Me. What? Sleeping on a sheet cake. It was a simple visual pun, a cake that looked like a pillow. And there's obvious play on sweet dreams. There was no intent other than creating and vigorous, benign image that we did and releasing it to the world. A few years later, images from the shoot were sold to get images as stock photos than 2011 1 of those photos appears number 13 on the buzzfeed list. OK, 60 completely unusable stock photos. See, that's the thing. They're all unusable right now. Claimed by own like culture as a proper me.