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  • stock photos is a national treasure.

  • Stock photos need to pre preserved at all costs.

  • Sock photos has given us some of the greatest names of this time.

  • Stock voters is a way for us to express ourselves in emotions we didn't even know we had.

  • So let's go through some of the greatest stock images off all time.

  • Smash like on this video.

  • If you are super into it.

  • Grand teaches blond Children important life lessons.

  • Why?

  • I like how there's a story here, you know, play.

  • The child has done some victor's hand.

  • Why are all the kids blonde too?

  • It's very weird.

  • I, of course, know the answer of this.

  • This is the famous leafy potted meat tests that all Swedish kids that are blonde has to go through in Sweden at the age of 12.

  • This, of course, is a man presenting hot dogs.

  • This is how I presented my hot dogs when I was working in a hot dog stain.

  • This is how you would find me exactly like this.

  • So who directed this?

  • Yeah, Exactly.

  • I can't imagine someone directing this photo shoot.

  • It was unprovoked.

  • The photographer just happen to have a camera Sometimes you never know.

  • With the perfect opportunity of a photo is gonna strike.

  • You just never know.

  • Excuse me, sir.

  • What do you have in that saucepan?

  • This?

  • Oh, yes, That's sausages.

  • Would you like a photo?

  • Yes, please.

  • Okay, There you go.

  • Epic best is how I imagine it went down.

  • People have different theories.

  • Of course.

  • People allowed to speculate off course is just a woman who spits on.

  • Oh, I'm not gonna read that out loud.

  • How do you get to do that on that bird?

  • I am so confused.

  • I am Dignam, ease.

  • I've seen this before in Vietnam.

  • It's very common, but I'm not sure I'm more confused now.

  • What?

  • That you can't just drop that.

  • People do it before a P by.

  • It's a prefight blessing.

  • If I were them, his woman spits on you.

  • I'll keep that in mind for my inevitable chaos.

  • I p d pie or logon verse.

  • Speedy pipeline drink driving.

  • Taken to a new level.

  • I've seen this.

  • I just assumed this was fake.

  • It's actually very deja boo.

  • I have been in the space before.

  • They're brought.

  • Take a sip.

  • It turns back for 4 to 5 degrees less right.

  • You can make this exit this in time.

  • Hold my beer.

  • What's that quote from The Matrix?

  • Did you say to avoid the highway?

  • The highway it's guy reaches through computer screen and times backwards.

  • While a surprise can't look off in the distance.

  • Things were describing the image for people that are blind, but they ago.

  • That's what I'm looking at here.

  • And it's exactly what you think it is.

  • And I'm equally is confused.

  • Oh, God, no!

  • Stop what?

  • It stays.

  • I think my photo shops are weird.

  • This is awful.

  • My mom, I I don't know where I keep my pales.

  • Do you know where I can't?

  • My pills?

  • Oh, son.

  • Just check my knee.

  • You go said our Thanks.

  • My I love the abundance of Pitney pills.

  • If only I had legs, I could actually understand what that felt like.

  • My lady, I've seen this.

  • That's a stock image.

  • I want that hat.

  • Loki.

  • Want that head?

  • Not gonna lie like I look straight up, ALF, I'll take by nobody sock photos.

  • It's like that office episode when will file screams at the cake?

  • No.

  • Yeah.

  • When your salad keeps telling you jokes I don't know what it's about.

  • Salad.

  • It's just hilarious.

  • I cannot.

  • I love it now.

  • That reality was eating a cell in a god.

  • That lettuce tastes like nothing.

  • What am I doing?

  • Hacker stock photos are the banks.

  • Wow, that's incredible.

  • That's really bad.

  • That's just not clever or funny or nothing.

  • When it's the fourth time this week, you've forgotten the pull your pants down.

  • Yeah, if he was just sitting on it without the toilet paper in his hand, it wouldn't be that weird.

  • I pee through my jeans all the time, but since that's a totally paper, he's only improvement, which is really gross.

  • But you don't pee through your pants, bro.

  • What?

  • Guys?

  • Check this out.

  • Check this guy.

  • He doesn't pee through his pants.

  • Oh, courage.

  • Oh, my God.

  • That looks like Jack Septic A.

  • She says, Lord, tell me that does not look like older, fatter JJ.

  • Except the guy What in the world.

  • And the separate Ignace is coming out of his ear.

  • Memory loss is more people.

  • What?

  • Jack Burger, baby burger, baby, What gender Burger baby is.

  • We're waiting to the birth to reveal it.

  • Someone stop this man Yeah.

  • What?

  • The punk brace.

  • It really shows how hard core this guy is.

  • Someone stop him, please.

  • Three proposes.

  • I assume she says no and Oh, wow.

  • Okay.

  • This is actually how me and Marshall proposed.

  • She was forced to say yes.

  • Basically how?

  • I mean, I can't be mad.

  • I do these kind of photo shops.

  • But why would you need a stock image of that?

  • That is my question.

  • I wanted stock image reads like a lucrative business or not, because it seems so easy to do it.

  • Maybe that's naive for me to say, but I don't know.

  • Like, what is this like a youtuber?

  • Petey pies quits you tip to create stock imagery.

  • Woman is robbing bakery without beget.

  • Okay, I guess it's Ah break braid.

  • If he gets shot, it will be paining me.

  • Sorry, man.

  • An eyepatch pretending to play the violin with an advocate and a bow tie.

  • Why is he layering is closed like that?

  • Ah, it's like the details that does it get like this is weird in itself.

  • And then you add all the other stuff.

  • Oh, Kruger, you caught me keeping a bowl of crackers in the what kind of maniac.

  • Keep your crackers in the fridge, guys.

  • This girl keeps cracker in the fridge.

  • Crane.

  • JJ Grange.

  • What is wrong with you?

  • Chocolate logs in the fridge.

  • Chocolate belongs in the fridge.

  • Chocolate belongs in the fridge.

  • I said it three times, and I have to put all your chocolate in the fridge like a normal human being.

  • Thank you very much.

  • Oh, What if What?

  • Starr, Stop!

  • Stop it!

  • I request a full stop.

  • I have permission from the government.

  • A full stop.

  • It is an order.

  • Now stop it!

  • Stop it!

  • Now!

  • Stop!

  • How many cameras does your phone have?

  • Mine has.

  • Fine.

  • It's got one camp on the bank.

  • That's right.

  • Honored 20 pro.

  • Say it after me on the 20 Pro four cameras.

  • You want to take the perfect shot?

  • The main camera has 48 megapixel.

  • But who's counting?

  • Are you two close?

  • When you're alone with all your friends and want to capture all of them, try the wide angle lens, 16 megapixels, super wide angle.

  • So you and all your non existing friends can be in the shot.

  • I want to take really closely, creepy shots on people.

  • Well, now, you can.

  • With the macro sensor, we can get super close uncomfortably close.

  • And finally, the eight megapixel telephoto sensor that has three times optical assume and 30 times digital zoom.

  • Now you can finally see peopie.

  • And, of course, front camera five cameras.

  • Everyone knows more cameras.

  • Bet their phone for real.

  • The honor 20 pro is a super cool phone.

  • I've been using the honor phones for a really long time.

  • The new dynamic holographic design glass spect It's looking very Hecate.

  • Hecate.

  • Nice.

  • And I know you're all serious gamers out there.

  • The under 20 pro.

  • It's got pro in it, which will give you the best gaming experience.

  • Thank you for sponsoring this video.

  • Okay, Keep on with video.

  • Bye bye from the article about teenagers becoming radicalized online.

  • Help me.

  • Help me come out of this computer place.

  • I'm getting sucked in.

  • They got my left butt cheek place alligator attacking businesswoman in office cubicle.

  • It can happen at any given time.

  • It is an issue.

  • Burgess working on it.

  • Why would you need this?

  • I feel like if you're gonna make sock imagery, at least make it something you can eat.

  • All right, if I'm running a business.

  • Whatever I want.

  • Not that that's not what I want.

  • If I was running a business, I wouldn't want the ghost sitting silent.

  • When would you use this?

  • When would you use days?

  • I get the message, and I get what you're saying.

  • But, like, why would anyone buy that?

  • It's so specific.

  • That's what I mean with look a day like, can't you just make sock inventory that are actually useful?

  • It's stalking me.

  • Just like those mobile phone game ads that are just like we're gonna scare to draw attention.

  • It actually works.

  • I don't understand it.

  • It's so confusing.

  • Lemon with tongue and disembodied Robert rubber glove.

  • Okay, But why?

  • But it looks that long for me.

  • That march they wanted to make I thought I could justify my stud in need of owning a long Furby by creating one for a video I was denied.

  • I guess me and my session make one cause ah, never heard back from willing Osman uh, why somebody remade this.

  • Remember cake Pillow case.

  • What happened when I sent it to my cousin?

  • Ah, it's not up yet.

  • Wait.

  • Okay.

  • The oh, we have answers.

  • We have answers.

  • For once, there's a background behind the stock image.

  • GETTY IMAGES In 2007 I work with the photographer to document a concept piece of a man.

  • Me.

  • What?

  • Sleeping on a sheet cake.

  • It was a simple visual pun, a cake that looked like a pillow.

  • And there's obvious play on sweet dreams.

  • There was no intent other than creating and vigorous, benign image that we did and releasing it to the world.

  • A few years later, images from the shoot were sold to get images as stock photos than 2011 1 of those photos appears number 13 on the buzzfeed list.

  • OK, 60 completely unusable stock photos.

  • See, that's the thing.

  • They're all unusable right now.

  • Claimed by own like culture as a proper me.