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stock photos is a national treasure.
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Stock photos need to pre preserved at all costs.
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Sock photos has given us some of the greatest names of this time.
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Stock voters is a way for us to express ourselves in emotions we didn't even know we had.
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So let's go through some of the greatest stock images off all time.
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Smash like on this video.
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If you are super into it.
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Grand teaches blond Children important life lessons.
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Why?
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I like how there's a story here, you know, play.
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The child has done some victor's hand.
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Why are all the kids blonde too?
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It's very weird.
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I, of course, know the answer of this.
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This is the famous leafy potted meat tests that all Swedish kids that are blonde has to go through in Sweden at the age of 12.
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This, of course, is a man presenting hot dogs.
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This is how I presented my hot dogs when I was working in a hot dog stain.
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This is how you would find me exactly like this.
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So who directed this?
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Yeah, Exactly.
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I can't imagine someone directing this photo shoot.
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It was unprovoked.
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The photographer just happen to have a camera Sometimes you never know.
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With the perfect opportunity of a photo is gonna strike.
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You just never know.
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Excuse me, sir.
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What do you have in that saucepan?
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This?
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Oh, yes, That's sausages.
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Would you like a photo?
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Yes, please.
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Okay, There you go.
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Epic best is how I imagine it went down.
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People have different theories.
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Of course.
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People allowed to speculate off course is just a woman who spits on.
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Oh, I'm not gonna read that out loud.
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How do you get to do that on that bird?
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I am so confused.
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I am Dignam, ease.
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I've seen this before in Vietnam.
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It's very common, but I'm not sure I'm more confused now.
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What?
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That you can't just drop that.
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People do it before a P by.
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It's a prefight blessing.
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If I were them, his woman spits on you.
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I'll keep that in mind for my inevitable chaos.
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I p d pie or logon verse.
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Speedy pipeline drink driving.
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Taken to a new level.
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I've seen this.
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I just assumed this was fake.
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It's actually very deja boo.
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I have been in the space before.
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They're brought.
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Take a sip.
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It turns back for 4 to 5 degrees less right.
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You can make this exit this in time.
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Hold my beer.
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What's that quote from The Matrix?
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Did you say to avoid the highway?
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The highway it's guy reaches through computer screen and times backwards.
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While a surprise can't look off in the distance.
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Things were describing the image for people that are blind, but they ago.
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That's what I'm looking at here.
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And it's exactly what you think it is.
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And I'm equally is confused.
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Oh, God, no!
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Stop what?
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It stays.
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I think my photo shops are weird.
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This is awful.
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My mom, I I don't know where I keep my pales.
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Do you know where I can't?
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My pills?
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Oh, son.
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Just check my knee.
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You go said our Thanks.
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My I love the abundance of Pitney pills.
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If only I had legs, I could actually understand what that felt like.
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My lady, I've seen this.
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That's a stock image.
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I want that hat.
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Loki.
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Want that head?
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Not gonna lie like I look straight up, ALF, I'll take by nobody sock photos.
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It's like that office episode when will file screams at the cake?
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No.
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Yeah.
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When your salad keeps telling you jokes I don't know what it's about.
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Salad.
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It's just hilarious.
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I cannot.
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I love it now.
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That reality was eating a cell in a god.
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That lettuce tastes like nothing.
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What am I doing?
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Hacker stock photos are the banks.
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Wow, that's incredible.
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That's really bad.
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That's just not clever or funny or nothing.
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When it's the fourth time this week, you've forgotten the pull your pants down.
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Yeah, if he was just sitting on it without the toilet paper in his hand, it wouldn't be that weird.
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I pee through my jeans all the time, but since that's a totally paper, he's only improvement, which is really gross.
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But you don't pee through your pants, bro.
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What?
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Guys?
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Check this out.
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Check this guy.
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He doesn't pee through his pants.
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Oh, courage.
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Oh, my God.
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That looks like Jack Septic A.
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She says, Lord, tell me that does not look like older, fatter JJ.
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Except the guy What in the world.
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And the separate Ignace is coming out of his ear.
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Memory loss is more people.
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What?
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Jack Burger, baby burger, baby, What gender Burger baby is.
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We're waiting to the birth to reveal it.
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Someone stop this man Yeah.
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What?
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The punk brace.
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It really shows how hard core this guy is.
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Someone stop him, please.
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Three proposes.
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I assume she says no and Oh, wow.
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Okay.
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This is actually how me and Marshall proposed.
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She was forced to say yes.
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Basically how?
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I mean, I can't be mad.
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I do these kind of photo shops.
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But why would you need a stock image of that?
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That is my question.
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I wanted stock image reads like a lucrative business or not, because it seems so easy to do it.
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Maybe that's naive for me to say, but I don't know.
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Like, what is this like a youtuber?
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Petey pies quits you tip to create stock imagery.
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Woman is robbing bakery without beget.
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Okay, I guess it's Ah break braid.
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If he gets shot, it will be paining me.
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Sorry, man.
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An eyepatch pretending to play the violin with an advocate and a bow tie.
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Why is he layering is closed like that?
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Ah, it's like the details that does it get like this is weird in itself.
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And then you add all the other stuff.
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Oh, Kruger, you caught me keeping a bowl of crackers in the what kind of maniac.
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Keep your crackers in the fridge, guys.
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This girl keeps cracker in the fridge.
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Crane.
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JJ Grange.
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What is wrong with you?
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Chocolate logs in the fridge.
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Chocolate belongs in the fridge.
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Chocolate belongs in the fridge.
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I said it three times, and I have to put all your chocolate in the fridge like a normal human being.
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Thank you very much.
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Oh, What if What?
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Starr, Stop!
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Stop it!
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I request a full stop.
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I have permission from the government.
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A full stop.
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It is an order.
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Now stop it!
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Stop it!
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Now!
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Stop!
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How many cameras does your phone have?
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Mine has.
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Fine.
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It's got one camp on the bank.
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That's right.
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Honored 20 pro.
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Say it after me on the 20 Pro four cameras.
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You want to take the perfect shot?
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The main camera has 48 megapixel.
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But who's counting?
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Are you two close?
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When you're alone with all your friends and want to capture all of them, try the wide angle lens, 16 megapixels, super wide angle.
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So you and all your non existing friends can be in the shot.
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I want to take really closely, creepy shots on people.
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Well, now, you can.
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With the macro sensor, we can get super close uncomfortably close.
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And finally, the eight megapixel telephoto sensor that has three times optical assume and 30 times digital zoom.
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Now you can finally see peopie.
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And, of course, front camera five cameras.
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Everyone knows more cameras.
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Bet their phone for real.
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The honor 20 pro is a super cool phone.
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I've been using the honor phones for a really long time.
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The new dynamic holographic design glass spect It's looking very Hecate.
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Hecate.
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Nice.
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And I know you're all serious gamers out there.
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The under 20 pro.
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It's got pro in it, which will give you the best gaming experience.
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Thank you for sponsoring this video.
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Okay, Keep on with video.
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Bye bye from the article about teenagers becoming radicalized online.
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Help me.
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Help me come out of this computer place.
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I'm getting sucked in.
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They got my left butt cheek place alligator attacking businesswoman in office cubicle.
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It can happen at any given time.
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It is an issue.
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Burgess working on it.
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Why would you need this?
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I feel like if you're gonna make sock imagery, at least make it something you can eat.
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All right, if I'm running a business.
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Whatever I want.
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Not that that's not what I want.
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If I was running a business, I wouldn't want the ghost sitting silent.
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When would you use this?
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When would you use days?
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I get the message, and I get what you're saying.
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But, like, why would anyone buy that?
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It's so specific.
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That's what I mean with look a day like, can't you just make sock inventory that are actually useful?
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It's stalking me.
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Just like those mobile phone game ads that are just like we're gonna scare to draw attention.
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It actually works.
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I don't understand it.
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It's so confusing.
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Lemon with tongue and disembodied Robert rubber glove.
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Okay, But why?
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But it looks that long for me.
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That march they wanted to make I thought I could justify my stud in need of owning a long Furby by creating one for a video I was denied.
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I guess me and my session make one cause ah, never heard back from willing Osman uh, why somebody remade this.
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Remember cake Pillow case.
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What happened when I sent it to my cousin?
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Ah, it's not up yet.
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Wait.
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Okay.
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The oh, we have answers.
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We have answers.
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For once, there's a background behind the stock image.
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GETTY IMAGES In 2007 I work with the photographer to document a concept piece of a man.
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Me.
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What?
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Sleeping on a sheet cake.
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It was a simple visual pun, a cake that looked like a pillow.
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And there's obvious play on sweet dreams.
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There was no intent other than creating and vigorous, benign image that we did and releasing it to the world.
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A few years later, images from the shoot were sold to get images as stock photos than 2011 1 of those photos appears number 13 on the buzzfeed list.
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OK, 60 completely unusable stock photos.
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See, that's the thing.
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They're all unusable right now.
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Claimed by own like culture as a proper me.