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  • Hello guys, welcome to another episode of

  • TwoSet Violin.

  • How are y'all during this crisis situation?

  • Hope everyone is okay, staying home.

  • Today we have a really...

  • Annoying episode where ads...

  • Just keep going...

  • Ads that promote fake playing.

  • This app is called... What is it?

  • Let's let the ad speak for itself.

  • - I love how they just add that right there. - Simply piano.

  • Yeah, including the piano.

  • Yeah.

  • Can I just say too, I love whoever uploaded this ad,

  • like the screen recording, called it...

  • That's not even from us.

  • That looks a bit green screen, no?

  • Yes, something looks dodgy.

  • It doesn't look right.

  • Just like the acting, doesn't look right.

  • Yeah.

  • From what I'm seeing, they're basically trying to appeal

  • to the insecurity of parents.

  • Yeah, that their kid hasn't made it yet.

  • Yeah, cause they want to feel like their...

  • Kid is more superior and talented.

  • I feel like the ad director put in that sound to like...

  • Hypnotize us the viewers, it's like...

  • How nice...

  • Wow...

  • Buy the app.

  • More like...

  • Dude.

  • And look, if you really wanted to brag about your kid,

  • you would send them to music lessons anyway.

  • Did you think this app is gonna help your kid sound

  • better than Ling Ling,

  • who is getting professional lessons every week?

  • 40 hours a day.

  • There's more, actually...

  • Oh, there's more?

  • There's more ads.

  • Oh.

  • I guess they're going for the fun angle this time.

  • They're trying to hit every target market.

  • Well, there's more.

  • - Just wait. There's more. - Dude, these marketers are savage.

  • They're going all angles.

  • You are selling it.

  • Dude...

  • She got paid...

  • - To... - To...

  • Make an ad pretending that...

  • It's not an ad.

  • Yeah.

  • I really like this TwoSet Apparel shirt.

  • TwoSet Apparel, you guys should really sponsor us.

  • Oh, yeah, TwoSet -

  • We really like this shirt.

  • Please sponsor me for this.

  • To me, it's not so much that

  • what's happening on screen is not feasible.

  • It's more just...

  • How...

  • Blatantly scripted everything is, yet, how...

  • - And like the - Just - - How - Yeah, they tried to pretend to be so...

  • What's the word? Authentic.

  • It's authentic. Yeah.

  • I remember the next one was really cringe.

  • Oh my god...

  • Oh wow...

  • - Like it's so fake... - The fact that they went for it.

  • But it's so fake that I'm almost impressed.

  • I feel like...

  • They're marketing Simply Piano as a...

  • Substitute parent.

  • I can't parent my kid properly and

  • make him do beneficial things.

  • But now he's gonna discover this app

  • and now he'll just improve by himself and

  • I don't have to deal with them.

  • Is Simply Piano trying to

  • - diss the whole video game market? - Yeah, like excuse me...

  • It's called e-sports.

  • I don't know man, I feel like some video games would...

  • Develop your brain more than Simply Piano.

  • And manuscripts will suffice.

  • - Just get a manuscript. - Get a manuscript.

  • It's gonna hurt the kid's eyes, if anything.

  • Just get the manuscript.

  • Look, I get it. It's an ad.

  • At the end of the day, ads are designed to sell.

  • But this is like...

  • It's borderline emotionally manipulative.

  • but in a way where it's like...

  • It's also so blatant.

  • I grew up depressed...

  • And sad...

  • I didn't have any friends.

  • But then I started wearing TwoSet Apparel.

  • All my friends are also wearing TwoSet Apparel.

  • And so we all became friends and bonded over...

  • A shared...

  • Shared cotton.

  • Oh wait, what's this?

  • The mother in this ad who's also heartfelt...

  • Is actually an actor as she appeared in a different ad.

  • If you manage a team you have to try Monday.com.

  • Ohh!!!

  • - EverythingThey're paid actors. They're all... - This is bullsh**.

  • - They don't actually use the product. - Scripts.

  • They're all scripted and they're just saying it.

  • She - That's probably not even her kid.

  • She probably never used the app before

  • and she was given a script.

  • Monday.com is a platform to track everything

  • your team is working on.

  • We use it for all of our projects,

  • marketing, product development,

  • HR, creative production.

  • My script says marketing, HR...

  • Marketing, HR, it's so good.

  • I love Monday.com because it's totally customizable and

  • that's something I couldn't find in

  • any other management tool.

  • How many project management softwares

  • have you used?

  • Ms. uh...

  • Mother of child.

  • I thought you're busy parenting.

  • Yeah.

  • This is a whole roast video.

  • I know, this became a video...

  • I was like, f*** it, we're going there.

  • Here's another girl like trying to make it look candid.

  • - Yeah. - And like real life selfie style.

  • We see what you're doing there.

  • Oh just like slip that in...

  • Because - She like - She's just -

  • Someone's just gonna like -

  • This is like, you know when you meet someone...

  • And they're like trying -

  • - You're just having a conversation. - Trying to show off...

  • - Yeah. - They just can't help but slip in like...

  • Oh, you got back pain?

  • Yeah. I also got back pains when I deadlifted 200 kilos.

  • - Yeah... - More like the... You know?

  • That people that do that?

  • - Wow! - Wow!

  • Ladies and gentlemen...

  • 10-year-old on the piano.

  • They say if you blink over 5 times in one go...

  • There's 99% chance you're making it up.

  • Claire Connor on the piano!

  • How do you - How do you let an app judge...

  • How you play, like...

  • How is that - There's no way the app is

  • listening to you for correct notes.

  • How's the app gonna measure your tone quality?

  • Well, it's a keyboard, so...

  • That's true.

  • - Maybe that's why the ads are all keyboards. - Yeah, it's like, "yeah! consistent!"

  • Since when did kid think things are impossible?

  • Yeah, whoever wrote that script messed up.

  • Yeah, I don't think that's a good idea.

  • I think every kid has a creative...

  • Freedom more so than most of us.

  • - Yeah. No kid would say that. - No kid would be like...

  • "That is impossible."

  • How does the kid even know it's impossible?

  • Kid probably like, "I want to do it."

  • - "I want to learn it." - Yeah.

  • - Anything is possible as a kid. - Good point.

  • Oh, they are trying to say like sheet music is harder

  • - And then this app is compatible - How to read - - Gonna teach you to...

  • Why don't you just start with sheet music?

  • Yeah.

  • I really love my mom...

  • They have not once mentioned

  • what the features of the app are.

  • What's the interface like?

  • How are they teaching people to play?

  • They don't mention any of it. They're like...

  • "I love my mom."

  • Yeah, it's sheet music on the app anyway.

  • How does she learn to do it?

  • And how annoying would it be to like restart it again

  • and go back to the beginning.

  • - Tsk. - Tsk.

  • - God damn it. - Tsk.

  • Yeah, bonus!

  • Alright, this one is not Simply Piano.

  • But it's another app that's...

  • Claims to teach how to learn an instrument.

  • And yeah, let's watch it.

  • Dude, that violin is photoshopped.

  • I know.

  • - It's floating on the table. - Looks so confusing right now.

  • They couldn't even afford to get a violin?

  • Yeah, they're MIDI, guys.

  • That is the worst MIDI I have heard in my life.

  • So bad...

  • It's too fast for Meditation.

  • Too fast.

  • *Humming music*

  • Not a good start.

  • Yeah.

  • How does virtual reality help you play violin again?

  • Imagine putting on those goggles,

  • so you can't see what your hands are doing.

  • - Oh my god... - That's not virtual reality.

  • - What is that thing? Yeah. - That's piano tiles.

  • I've never heard any violinist refer to it as left fingers.

  • - It's left hand. Yeah. - Left hand.

  • And also the notation is a bit weird.

  • Yeah, why is it...

  • Da - da - da - da! da - da - da -

  • Like why is there a down bow there?

  • It's all wrong.

  • Dude! This is Brahms' Lullaby!

  • Dude, that's also wrong, the simulation...

  • The virtual reality is wrong.

  • The bow's too close to the fingerboard on the E string.

  • It's gonna crunch.

  • - They use like this much bow for the... - I know.

  • - Da da da dun dun dun dun. - Top D.

  • Use the whole bow, oh my god.

  • Oh, wow, oh, wow, cause...

  • Changing the angles really gives you

  • the better perspective.

  • It gives me a better perspective of

  • how wrong the simulation is.

  • The bow's not...

  • Look at the bow, look how short the bow is.

  • The bow should be on the left side.

  • No beginner's gonna learn that.

  • Yeah, that piece, on the left by Bach...

  • I guarantee you need at least 4, 5 years.

  • Yeah.

  • The notation clef here...

  • - It's completely wrong. - In the background, it's going the wrong way.

  • Oh my god.

  • Any teacher that uses this...

  • I want to talk to you and be like...

  • How are you doing? Are you okay?

  • It's just preying on people that don't

  • understand what learning music instrument is like.

  • Yep.

  • I think...

  • If you can afford...

  • Maybe just...

  • Four lessons...

  • Just to get you started, get you set up.

  • And then just in your own time,

  • download free sheet music online...

  • - And then just try it. Yeah. - And just play.

  • And if you need help, always then...

  • Go to a teacher after a while. You don't have to go...