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  • (Nugget Voice) Top of the mornin' to ya laddies, my name is Jacksepticeye!

  • Welcome back to the last mission in Kindergarten Two.

  • (Normal Voice) It's probably not gonna be the end.

  • It's not gonna be the last episode but we are doing the last mission, which is 'Creature Feature.'

  • 'Start the mission by buying a battery and then using the remote on Penny.' So, I need the plushy,

  • the detonator and the remote.

  • Okay, got it, got it, got it.

  • Plushy, this,

  • Carla's laser bomb, not a detonator but uh a bomb-a-runi. Did I get any cool outfits?

  • I don't think so. I think the one that I'm wearing is still my--my favorite one. I'm an assassin. An assassino!

  • Okay, wait, what did it say? I have the attention span of a teaspoon.

  • 'Start the mission by buying a battery and then using the remote on Penny.' Okay, so we have to use a remote on Penny, immediately.

  • (Miss Applegate Voice) Oh...uh...oh dear.

  • This is embarrassing.

  • (Normal Voice) Wait, we're starting off with dialogue?

  • (Principal Voice) What's wrong, Miss Applegate?

  • (Miss Applegate) I seem to have...er...misplaced that...uh...that really important thing you gave me at orientation.

  • (Principal Voice) *sighs* That's okay.

  • I'll get you another one by lunch. We'll search all the students as they come in to make sure none of them have it.

  • (Normal Voice) Uh, oh. Is this why I have to use it on her?

  • (Principal Voice) Bob! Make sure to check everyone who's going up the ramp for any special devices.

  • (Bob The Janitor Voice) Uh...sure, dere, bud. Uh, what kind of special devices are, dere, we looking for?

  • (Principal Voice) You'll know it when you see it. Thank you! Penny, please start um...looking for Miss Applegate's special device.

  • (Penny Voice) Yes, mommy. I'll adjust what I'm looking for. I should be able to find it before the bell rings.

  • (Normal Voice) Okay, to buy a battery

  • (Strange Accent) Battery.

  • (Normal Voice) This is also..

  • ...uh...more streamlined than the original game in a way that...

  • *clears throat* ...we don't have to take out money at the start of the day anymore, which I much prefer.

  • Having to take out money at the start of the day, in Kindergarten One, and then be like, okay,

  • how much do I need? Alright, and then you go through the day, it's like okay,

  • I needed this much and then you take it out and then you have to build up your money each day.

  • I didn't really...

  • ...like that mechanic all that much.

  • (Penny Voice) Hello, my name is Penny! My mom is the principal. You must be one of the new kids. It's so nice to meet you.

  • (Normal Voice) Use the remote.

  • (Intense Robot Voice) CALIBRATING...INSUFFICIENT POWER FROM SOURCE TO ESTABLISH LINK.

  • (Normal Voice) Place battery in the remote.

  • (Penny Voice) Command received.

  • (Principal Voice) Oh, Penny, please don't do-

  • *shooting noise* *scared face*

  • (Normal Voice) Good god! Geezus, that scared me.

  • (Principal Voice) Penny!

  • (Normal Voice) She got nugget out!

  • (Penny Voice) I'm sorry. I...I don't know what came over me.

  • (Principal Voice) I think someone is...getting beneath your skin. Keep looking for that special device.

  • (Normal Voice) Aww, she's crying.

  • And now Jerome's crying, and now I'm gonna cry.

  • (Penny Voice) Yes--yes, mommy. I'm almost ready to find it.

  • (Miss Applegate Voice) Um...am I still coming down from the pills or did that child just shoot lasers from her eyes?

  • (Normal Voice) Yeah, I didn't even get to see what happened. I thought she had a gun or something. It all happened so quickly.

  • (Nugget Voice) Nugget is pleased to be out of his tiny boy prison, tiny sewer prison.

  • (Cindy Voice) Probably both.

  • (Penny Voice) My daughter has--

  • (Normal Voice) I'm speaking like Penny right now.

  • (Principal Voice) My daughter has some things she's working through right now. I assure you she will not cause any more problems today.

  • She is going through adolescence and lasers coming from her eyes is something every child must go through.

  • (Normal Voice) Alright. *laughs*

  • Now what?

  • (Penny Voice) I'm sorry, I don't know what's wrong with me today. I'm sure we can still be friends.

  • (Normal Voice) Here's hoping.

  • (Nugget Voice) Nugget saw. Nugget saw the android girl shoot the bars. Nugget saw you pulling the strings. Nugget sees everything.

  • With this power, Nugget knows you can bring peace to the school.

  • (Normal Voice) How?

  • (Nugget Voice) Descend and speak with the pretty Lily. She will know what to do.

  • (Normal Voice) Sweet. *laughs*

  • So, he was just hanging out down here? I mean, I knew that already but...

  • ...it's just nice to see where he's been hanging out all this time. Why didn't you get them (Lily and Billy) to help you?

  • Surely Nugget must have found a way to get inside?

  • (Billy Voice) That's the signal.

  • (Normal Voice) Okay. Alright, yeah, we got all this before. Oh, 'you need this, right?' *noises of triumph*

  • (Billy Voice) It's us! Lily and Billy. We've been spying on this new school and we've discovered a lot. Do you want to hear about it?

  • (Normal Voice) You want this, right?

  • (Billy Voice) This is incredible! How did you-- it doesn't matter. With this we can save those kids!

  • We don't need this digging stuff anymore.

  • (Normal Voice) Now, don't--don't go against that just yet, okay, I use digging in Minecraft all the time. Good god, it's a giant jackhammer.

  • Well, it's a regular-sized jackhammer, but I'm a child. So, what now?

  • (Billy Voice) We need to take out anyone else who has one of these remotes. If they find out we're using this one, they could use Penny to kill us!

  • (Normal Voice) Who has the remotes?

  • (Billy Voice) Both teachers and the principle.

  • (Normal Voice) Okay, so, Danner...uh...

  • ...Miss Jigglytits' one is gone...

  • ...uh...and then the Principal

  • (Billy Voice) We'll have to take them down all simultaneously. Once that's done, we scan Penny's eye in the elevator, go down, and free those kids.

  • (Normal Voice) Oh, lord. This is gonna be a good one! I'm excited for the ending...we're gonna kill those teachers?

  • (Billy Voice) I know it sounds harsh, but they're in on this. They know what's going on here and they're allowing it to continue. They're just as guilty as the principal is.

  • (Normal Voice) So, what should I do?

  • (Billy Voice) During morning time, start recruiting kids who can help us take out the teacher.

  • We also need access to the principal during lunch, so try to do that before the bell rings.

  • (Normal Voice) Man, I swear, when it comes to reading stuff in games, now that I know people are watching me read and I have to read it out loud, I just become...

  • ...momentarily dyslexic. *laughs*

  • Okay, so 'during morning time, start recruiting kids'...uh...

  • ...'take out the teacher. We'll also need access to the Principal during lunch, so try to do that before the bell rings.'

  • *inhales sharply* Okay!

  • (Lily Voice) We'll start talking to kids in the smart class and see if we can get any of them on board.

  • (Normal Voice) Sounds like a plan!

  • (Lily Voice) Hurry up and get out of here! If you stick around, you'll blow our cover!

  • (Normal Voice) GET OUT Of HERE! Something happened.

  • (Penny Voice) Mommy... I think Miss Applegate dropped the special device down a drain or something.

  • (Principal Voice) Okay then, it's nothing to worry about. As long as no one else has it, everyone--everything is wonderful.

  • (Normal Voice) Okay, so I need to get into the...Principal's place during lunch. How did I do that before?

  • I got into her office...

  • ...and then I opened up the door.

  • Okay.

  • (Principal Voice) I'm so sorry about my daughter's little...outburst. I assure you that we're--you're quite safe here.

  • (Normal Voice) Uh-huh.

  • (Principal Voice) Oh, I know what you're thinking but I promise, this school is far safer than your last one.

  • (Normal Voice) I don't believe you.

  • (Principal Voice) I'll tell you what, why don't we have lunch together? My treat. We can address any concerns you may have.

  • (Normal Voice) Aight, I'll give you a chance.

  • (Principal Voice) Oh goodie! Here's a pass that will get you out of lunch Just meet me in my office and we'll talk this whole thing out. I'll see you then.

  • All right Stage one is complete

  • moving on to Phase two

  • That's the Bell everyone head inside to your assigned classrooms. All right me god, I pick dum-dum cocks could be small brain

  • Could everyone be very quiet yes. All right

  • Hey

  • Where Oh

  • What are you doing up there spider-man kid he's doing up there don't worry about that

  • Lily's upstairs making friends, but I'm gonna need you to do the same. Who should I talk to?

  • Who would hold a grudge against miss Applegate

  • She's made a lot of kids angry at her old school. I'm sure you'll find someone so all the old kids

  • What do they need to do?

  • Applicate sorry jelly. Ted's doesn't look too good. I guess she's about to puke

  • We should find a girl to take up one of those stalls the girls bathroom gotta make it easy to get her. Well

  • Reset, what do I do? The deed? Probably someone with some?

  • Stabbing experience. Oh god don't get books to kill the teacher

  • Good take this maybe use this robot girl to get these kids trust. I see your lunch

  • Zoop. Oh, yeah, the green summons, er the blue drops of contraband and the yellow disables her laser and the red fires it

  • Okay, I'm gonna forget all that

  • Right Sydney. Do you want to kill a teacher? I?

  • Just love this doll. She's so pretty just like me I need your help skill teacher

  • Whoa, whoa, whoa there kid. Where's all this coming from?

  • I mean, yeah, I want the old cow dead, but I'm not getting blood all over my skirt

  • You just need to be in the bathroom. Oh

  • Well in that case yeah sure. Let's kill her. I think I can make that work for a price

  • How much?

  • Just be the cost of you putting this putting this in a girl's hair, huh, you know

  • I love it when other girls wear my gum

  • There aren't any girls here. Well, geez, you better find one if you want it my what my help okay

  • Press the green button to summon penny

  • Huh? Hello. I am here now Oh

  • What do you want Laser girl? I didn't call you. I I don't know. I'm just supposed to be here

  • Whatever make yourself at home not like I can stop you not like I care either. I've come enough with the pills

  • I'm gonna vomit I

  • Think I'm supposed to talk to you. Why am I supposed to talk to you but gum in her hair?

  • Hey, that was mean I'm sending you to that. Oh

  • I already forgot what things did

  • Great button calls her red button fires. The lasers yellow button disables them and blue button drops her contraband

  • Which one should I press for this?

  • I'm sending you to the she's gonna send me somewhere so

  • blue I

  • will not be releasing my collected contraband to someone who is going to the principal's office Oh

  • God there go the lights. I hope sure enough. I sure hope nothing bad happens to you in the dark

  • okay, I

  • Got terminated

  • You should press a button that sends penny away from you

  • So what happens now? If you press the yellow button to disable her lasers? Oh, never mind. I'll just be going now

  • why penny I

  • Didn't even know what to say. That was the least satisfying hair-combing I've ever seen but you're still hub right? I

  • Guess so god. It just feels so empty

  • How am I supposed to feel fulfilled if other people in my life were just not suffering?

  • How do we know what true happiness is if other people aren't downtrodden?

  • You need help, whatever. I'll do what you need just use the bathroom during lunch sure thing

  • Go

  • Ok. Bye Cindy, and I need to talk to books to do the knifing, right?

  • What do you want? I busy trying to figure out how to get my knife back. I might have a way Oh - contraband

  • Okay, press the green button

  • You're back again. What is it with you? I thought the school had better technology than this. I

  • Don't know what's wrong with me

  • This what's right with you, sweetie. Just say whatever course you're on like tell your mother about this

  • Okay, nice table text it's not like you care. I think I'm supposed to talk to you

  • Why am I supposed to talk to you? Yeah, you're supposed to talk to me

  • Give me my knife, but not you him. You're supposed to do something. No

  • Blue book use the contraband I collected today. I'm gonna go back to class now. Hi penny. Oh,

  • Sweet little robot girl, that was super freaking weird. How is it possible that this school is weirder than our old one. Oh,

  • I

  • Love purple I need you to kill the teacher

  • Well, that's something I'd be willing to accommodate I mean does Emma know what to do will do that was super easy

  • attention new kids

  • Is your passbook

  • If you get an adult to sign it you're allowed out in the halls

  • Don't get any crazy ideas though. You're only allowed to use it once per day. Oh my god. That's the Bell

  • Get out of my damn

  • Okay

  • He's everywhere. Look at me Jeff. Hey over here. I

  • Saw box the City leave already good work. So what happens now?

  • Lily made friends with that Kerala girl. They saw the listening device that Jerome is carrying around

  • Okay, which means that when it hears my voice her name they'll explode

  • So when I signal her she's gonna come over here and give you the device

  • You're gonna plant it under the table in the teachers lounge

  • Okay

  • I'm not done yet. Once the device goes off. We're gonna have a very limited amount of time before the staff is notified

  • He give you upstairs into lockdown takes place

  • Okay on the table teacher's office upstairs. Got it

  • All the time motherfuckers

  • In a cafeteria weirdo, there aren't any birds

  • You know, I was looking at this thing and it turns out it would make a really solid base for my own little

  • What we need it. Yeah

  • Doesn't agree do to stop me from keeping it. Yes, you've got something better. I actually do I'm you from the future

  • Wow, this is perfect. This is actually this is exactly how I would have made it. Yeah

  • I think the stupid little think I got bigger fish to fry. How did you get this? You know, it's a weird thing

  • I've been the IP Groundhog Day all the time, but instead of just resetting the day

  • I just keep stuff from the previous day, which was actually today

  • whatever

  • Can you help us get into the lounge?

  • Of course I could but I'm not going to today. I'm gonna need all the goodwill from the faculty

  • I can't pull this off. How could I get in there? I don't hope I don't really care, right?

  • So what a date we dig your way in for all I care if something out

  • Hey, he just likes away

  • so talk to him again this device might explode Oh

  • fun

  • Okay. Okay. Can you get me in?

  • What's wrong? No, good. No that was hoping to dig a new dug a cave, but no gir. That's no way to dig one

  • Will this help?

  • Well, it's up but let's help no you can't dig what billion-dollar case the disk ugga device

  • No, he can dig straight through the center of the earth

  • It's pretty not preferable though

  • Cuz it has a bolted core if I dig too far down the pressure will get to me it all burned up

  • Yeah, please don't do that. No curses fred is right. Doris means no doggy's

  • I don't think you digging to the center of the earth will exploded but whatever don't we agree on that now, give us hurry

  • There's so much to do. Please do come visit. Okay this new doggy gave a recess

  • We'll do