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  • Ladies and gentlemen, it's Sharon Osbourne!

  • APPLAUSE

  • Shazza! Darling!

  • Darling! Yes.

  • Darling, it's an absolute pleasure to see you. How are you?

  • I am so good. I'm so happy to be here.

  • Well, you look amazing, as always... Thank you. ..Sharon.

  • Doesn't Sharon look almost extraordinarily well?

  • APPLAUSE

  • What about your phone, Sharon?

  • Because, of course, you're here to play Send To All.

  • You'll soon be handing me your mobile phone. Mm-hm.

  • How does that make you feel?

  • Nice...

  • We've played this with about 50 celebrities

  • and everyone's normally terrified.

  • Why?

  • Well... Oh, you'll find out.

  • Do you not know the game?

  • LAUGHTER

  • I think the sooner we get her phone down the better for all of us,

  • especially this TV show.

  • Sharon, if you'd like to place your phone into the present

  • and I'll bring that down, if you don't mind.

  • Excuse me, Lynnie.

  • Excuse my bum here.

  • Thanks, Shaz.

  • OK, so, if you're sitting comfortably,

  • here we go.

  • WE WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS PLAYS

  • Very good.

  • APPLAUSE

  • I am now in possession of Sharon Osbourne's mobile telephone!

  • APPLAUSE

  • Oh, thank you, Sharon.

  • Thank you, Michael. Thank you.

  • OK, I'm going to plug this in here and there it is!

  • It's Sharon Osbourne's mobile phone, ladies and gentlemen.

  • APPLAUSE

  • Now, I've been following you for many years.

  • We're obviously big fans of yours.

  • So, you have, erm...

  • You have...

  • ..a new face?

  • Ish.

  • When was this face?

  • August.

  • So this is your new face from August? Yes.

  • Well, I have to say, it's an amazing face.

  • APPLAUSE

  • Your face is getting a round of applause.

  • It's fabulous work!

  • Well done. Congratulations.

  • I'm getting a bit nervous now.

  • I'm getting a bit hot.

  • Because what are you going to text on there? No, don't feel hot.

  • No, I just...

  • I'm just going to send a fun text,

  • which may reference the face thing,

  • because that's something that you're very known for

  • and it's really worked out for you.

  • OK. If anybody was picking a new face, they'd go,

  • "I'll have the Sharon."

  • All right? I just wanted to...

  • Thank you. ..make sure you were comfortable

  • with the fact that there's only love coming from my direction

  • with regards to your latest...

  • Face. ..August face.

  • Thank you.

  • So, the text I'm going to send into Sharon's mobile telephone

  • is as follows...

  • "Hi, darling."

  • Now, you'd start a text with "Hi, darling", wouldn't you?

  • Oh, absolutely. Absolutely. It's a very good start and in keeping...

  • With me. ..with you.

  • My plastic surgeon...

  • LAUGHTER

  • ..has offered me...

  • ..a free...

  • ..face-lift...

  • ..voucher...

  • ..to use before...

  • ..Christmas...

  • ..as I am...

  • ..his most...

  • ..loyal customer.

  • But... This is good, this is good news.

  • ..I think my current face...

  • Oh, no, you're not. ..should get me through...

  • ..until...

  • LAUGHTER

  • ..at least Easter.

  • So...

  • ..I thought...

  • ..it could be...

  • ..my present...

  • ..to you.

  • APPLAUSE

  • In fact...

  • MICHAEL CHUCKLES

  • ..the last time...

  • ..I saw you...

  • Oh, no! Oh...

  • ..I nearly suggested it.

  • Oh, my Lord! You're being asked to contort your face in ways...

  • It's not been tested like this yet.

  • It hasn't. It's not fair!

  • Fancy a new face...

  • ..for Christmas?

  • OK.

  • And I think we should probably throw some emojis in there,

  • don't you think?

  • Christmas tree emoji. Anything else you think would fit?

  • AUDIENCE SHOUT OUT

  • A doctor, that's a very good idea.

  • OK, let's go with the doctor and the Christmas tree. How...?

  • Do you sign texts? I usually put something like "big kiss."

  • You'd just put a big kiss.

  • Just B-I-G, spell it.

  • Oh, you write it? "Big kiss"? "Big kiss." All right, OK.

  • Shall I send that into Sharon Osbourne's mobile phone?

  • AUDIENCE CHEER

  • Well, that text, ladies and gentlemen, has gone!

  • CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

  • And we will be finding out later in the show what replies Sharon gets,

  • but, please, what a wonderful sport she is,

  • the absolutely fantastic Sharon Osbourne,

  • ladies and gentlemen! What about that!

  • OK.

  • It is time to catch up with what replies Sharon Osbourne has

  • received from the text message I sent into her phone earlier tonight.

  • Everyone is taking it in very good spirits,

  • other than your beloved husband...

  • ..who has... You haven't told him you're here, have you? No, no.

  • LAUGHTER

  • Ozzy has FacedTimed eight times.

  • Are you joking with me?

  • Oh, God, Ozzy's FaceTiming right now. He's not!

  • LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE

  • Press it! Say hello.

  • AUDIENCE WHOO

  • APPLAUSE

  • Ozzy, it's OK! I'm with Sharon, you don't have to worry.

  • She's up here.

  • Ozzy! I love you.

  • AUDIENCE: Aw...

  • You OK, Ozzy?

  • Where's he gone?

  • I'm quite convinced, Sharon, that Ozzy will probably FaceTime again.

  • He's now digesting what just happened. Yes, yes.

  • I think he thinks he got the wrong number because he saw me,

  • then he saw 2,000 people, then he saw you in the distance

  • in this very Christmassy scene...

  • Agh! Ozzy!

  • No!

  • FaceTime...

  • FaceTime failed. OK.

  • OK, let's try and get through the texts. OK.

  • Let me remind everybody what the text was,

  • and I put good money on Ozzy FaceTiming before I get

  • to the end of it, so I'm going to go as quickly as I can.

  • The text I sent into Sharon's phone earlier tonight,

  • which has very, very much concerned Ozzy...

  • ..is...

  • So, that text went out into your phone.

  • Let's go through some of the responses.

  • So, we can start with Rylan. Is that the Rylan that we know and love?

  • Yes. Oh, brilliant.

  • "Babe, we've got the same surgeon!

  • "I was going to offer you my one!"

  • You see, Sharon, it's fun!

  • OK. Jonah Wilson. Who's that?

  • SHE CHUCKLES

  • Who's Jonah Wilson?

  • He's the son of one of the Beach Boys.

  • Oh! Yeah.

  • # Good, good, good, good vibrations! #

  • Yes.

  • "Sharon..." Yes?

  • This is what he's saying. Oh!

  • LAUGHTER

  • "Sharon," eight exclamation marks. "I miss you." Oh, he misses you.

  • "Can the voucher for the face-lift be traded in for liposuction?

  • "I need to prioritise!"

  • He wants it! Bless him.

  • Angelica CBS. Who's that?

  • Oh! Ooh...

  • Oh, no. Does she work for the network CBS? Yes.

  • She's the head of daytime at CBS. She's head of daytime at CBS.

  • Oh, she's been actually quite fine with it.

  • "That's a very generous offer, Mrs O,

  • "but I don't think I'm quite ready for my first face-lift.

  • "However, when I am, I would love the info of your surgeon."

  • Carnie... Whoa. Carnie Wilson. Who's Carnie?

  • Another Wilson child.

  • You know the whole family! Yes, yes, yes.

  • She's texted "Oh, my God" in capitals. "Sharon!" all in capitals.

  • "I don't even know what to say. I'm about to faint.

  • "I am so flipped out by this. Of course I will go see him!"

  • LAUGHTER

  • "I don't even know what to say!

  • "I'm speechless. Thank you SO MUCH!

  • "How could you do that for me?!"

  • I think you're going to have to get Carnie

  • some plastic surgery sharpish.

  • Carnie is so thrilled!

  • You were worried about upsetting people!

  • She's in the mirror right now going, "Bye!

  • "See ya!"

  • I've got to be honest,

  • Sharon, I was not expecting people to be up for this.

  • The idea was to sort of gently offend them.

  • There's a queue!

  • Oh, my Lord!

  • Um...Lady C.

  • AUDIENCE: Ooh...

  • LAUGHTER

  • "Dearest Mrs O,

  • "I am truly touched by your most generous offer

  • "but it's only been a few months since my last lift.

  • "And if I have another one now I might end up...

  • "..with a beard...

  • "..if you get my drift.

  • "I have to say, I did love the silk dressing gown you gave me last year.

  • "Now, that was a fantastic present.

  • "Why don't you offer the plastic surgery to my ex?

  • "I'm sure he would appreciate it."

  • OK. It's all getting a little bit tense.

  • Oh, finally, we land on somebody who actually needs it.

  • Piers Morgan.

  • LAUGHTER

  • CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

  • "No, thanks. God gave me natural beauty for a reason."

  • AUDIENCE GROAN

  • "Sorry his generosity ran out with you!"

  • SHOCKED GROANS

  • OK. Ozzy's FaceTiming.

  • LAUGHTER

  • Merry Christm-a-a-a-s!

  • CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

  • You all right, Oz? No.

  • What are you doing, Ozzy? I'm so sorry, I'm here with Sharon.

  • We're just having a bit of fun, and there's 2,000 people

  • want to wish you a merry Christmas!

  • ALL: Merry Christmas!

  • Hello.

  • LAUGHTER

  • Sharon's up here, she's sending you her love. Miss you.

  • Tell her not to go too much shopping and run up my credit card.

  • Too late!

  • Sorry, Ozzy, I've got her phone and her credit card.

  • Listen, you'll get that statement in January. Merry Christmas, Ozzy!

  • Great to see you. Ozzy Osbourne, ladies and gentlemen!

  • CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

  • Ladies and gentlemen, that has been just so funny and so memorable,

  • I really hope that you enjoyed the silliness of this game,

  • because we certainly have. I loved it. Thank you.