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No, the bookers didn't go in the car. Why are you not wearing your shoes? yet, but you didn't finish. I already want to go to sleep. They're trying to get them out of the house when I go get my coffee back. Good morning, you guys. It iss non Monday. It is Tuesday. We had a long weekend and I didn't film on the weekend because we were just enjoying some family time. Hung out with her friends. It was a really nice rest ful weekend. And now we are back on the grand just trying to get the kids to school and make it to my appointment. I stupidly made a facial appointment that I've been keeping. I kept cancelling for like, three months. And let me tell you, I have so much work to do today anyways. Have to make it and its second hour away. So I have to drop them off. Go to this facial, be like Can you do the fastest? A show you can possibly d'oh and then head back to the office and work. Okay, everyone's there. Then put their his shoes. Just took 35 minutes. Wait, wait! Stay together. 123 Thinking muscle Been flexing. Really? What's the corrugated? So what? We want to do is you take the stress out like herds, but in a very yet I'm going a little satisfying ways It is. I'm going a little quick because we're covering a lot of ground deep tissue massage. Absolutely. You bringing, relax, place, wax me trying on my ears. What is this? You actually come in here and you're doing weird stuff to me and you didn't even ask me? Hold on a second. I don't I didn't say I wanted to wax my years. This is nonsense. What you talking about? You guys watch babies? No. No wonder last. You sure? Max, do you think wax in my ears and my nose? What? What is this? Why? You just were just walking by and you dragged me here. And now you're doing this to me. This is wrong on many levels. Do you guys wax heads? Can you ask my head? No, you can't or you won't. You know I have to shave this thing every day. You know what's involved in me? Shaving my head every day is very time consuming. Okay, Crime. Would you make an exception with the six year old? Because we have a six year old. I think he needs some waxing. We should wait. Enjoy it. Enjoy it. He'll come here with me and we'll wax each other. I'm so not gonna be here. I don't know what you want me to get waxed because I don't think it's gonna be good for a marriage. Yeah, but the problem is, if you make me any more attractive than I am and all this extra attention I'm gonna get from women, you're gonna start getting jealous. And I feel like it might be a serious problem in our marriage. My favorite time of day. Okay. Party time, E no. They'll notice my dress. I love you guys. You want to say something to me? What? Nothing. Nothing about my day around. Not alone like Oh, thanks. Okay, let's go. Nobody. Somebody, Somebody. Somebody. Yes, of course you want Theo. My belly. Yeah, I did. I lie. Mama, Why would I lie? I never liked Thio. You are right. I Mama, I have a new song. Yeah, Dancing with a stranger. Yeah. It's about who I Sam Smith, Huh? No, no, no. Because I heard it before when I only wanted a lying No. Well, we want back? Oh, yeah, we did. What? Memory, guys. Okay. Ready, guys. Thank you. Play dancing with a stranger by Sam Smith now playing Dancing With a Stranger by Sam Smith And no money Thank you. Wait. Dancing with a stranger remix by sense mint Okay, here's dancing with a stranger Cheat codes Remix single by Sam Smith and Normal Way Going to Depart. Oh, you know what? You should have your pants forgot. I don't want you to crawl, Doc your pants. So I have your pants now and we can go taking my love. Where's your scooter? Where you put it? In the garage? Yes. What's going on? It's okay, my love. You just got a little bit of a bloody no, my love words. You scooter And your helmet. Sure. Okay, so you have to go find your helmet it and you have to bring it home. Okay? Yeah, I think you left your helmet in the park. I'm doing it. Just came just coming home. You sure? Okay. Go Show me where it is. It's many Almost ready. Oh, my God. Sweating. I tell you how you know my Siri is a British guy. No, I didn't know that you're serious. A British guy. Okay, so my cereal are you putting? You think this is okay? Okay, So my syriza British guy. And every time we ask you to do anything with it. Thank you, Richard. And now, kid, many everything request. And he doesn't like, Thank you. So we're thinking Richard Richard way. Hello. Of course. His name is Richard. What was it like? Better feed that baby. Well, no, but yours is a girl. Mine is a man. So what would be I mean? You know, it's 2019. Why that you guys got to get dressed and go to school, not you. You can stay home, Jakey. What you have to say, yeah. Are you to family? You want to say nothing? Nothing you don't want to say. Look, everybody, you You have to know. Go. Thio. Wait, wait. Okay, Wait. Yeah. Now Okay, boys, I gotta go. I'm a quality 30. Well, I call it a 30. It's actually a Skype call with some people, actually, in the Philippines. It's this company in the Philippines at once. Talk. Oh, my God. You should ask. No, you have to say hello, Nori. stop. That's climactic. Same in Spanish. E have a phone call with a Filipino company. Begin. Begin. I think I think you have something on your face. No, it's okay. My first call. I won't speak. And Philip, you know what? I don't want to see. Oh, boys. Have fun storming the castle today and I'll talk to Leo. Wait. Find out. Find out if you see. And if you see a cabbage, Any meaning when you that was beautiful, man. Yeah, it's What are you doing about this? I met her. One Mississippi, two Mississippi, 2010 one Mississippi. Now, drink and spit. That's the bottom. And then 10. Mississippi on top. Now ready for that? Why, Mrs one Mississippi two Mississippi. Don't just don't. I know. Let me do it in a nice way. So this three misses six. Mississippi. Can I open it for you? More? Wait, if you like, just about Do away about it. What? Video Into the chocolate and do that with you. Okay, drink it. No. This times when you want to be a superhero parent and you wanna do like all these fun things? Like what I came up with this morning Let's just go get lost and we're going on an adventure tour. Jake is into it and doing it, and he's excited. But this one, everything isn't know everything he doesn't wanna dio He cried already had, like, 6 10 trips are literally three minutes away from the house. That's why Lazy parenthood is the best kind of parenthood. Low expectations. One minute, 37 seconds later, e i e. I feel like you eat like 10 cheese sticks today. No. Oh, what do you think? You have a haircut go like. Do you know the song Benny? Which like you? I know You know what the song is about? Money. It's about when you come true, you get goes like you like it. A boy. What? No, Mom, I can't.