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  • You can go get it.

  • Please, You guys, How do we say hi to everybody?

  • What do you say we go?

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  • Figure the boom Benny, Right?

  • So, yeah, I'm going to stop bullying me.

  • Oh, my goodness.

  • So I didn't get the memo, Apparently, cause it's a long weekend here in Canada.

  • There's no martial arts, so I took the boys.

  • They're all dressed up.

  • And martial arts isn't happening.

  • Now.

  • I gotta figure out what to do.

  • So I'm taking them to Starbucks.

  • Can you leave your iPad in the car, baby?

  • Just leave it in the car.

  • We're just gonna go for a few minutes.

  • It's okay.

  • Understand?

  • Who makes the decisions in the family?

  • Basically, the boys are pushing me around.

  • I say no iPad day.

  • Tell me, what do you know?

  • It's like I have a teenager learning.

  • No, the wrong foot.

  • The other foot, please.

  • The other foot issue.

  • Oh, my God.

  • So many things on me.

  • Oh, my God.

  • Okay, Buggers, You finery.

  • Good morning, Many Where are your shoes?

  • No, the bookers didn't go in the car.

  • Why are you not wearing your shoes?

  • yet, but you didn't finish.

  • I already want to go to sleep.

  • They're trying to get them out of the house when I go get my coffee back.

  • Good morning, you guys.

  • It iss non Monday.

  • It is Tuesday.

  • We had a long weekend and I didn't film on the weekend because we were just enjoying some family time.

  • Hung out with her friends.

  • It was a really nice rest ful weekend.

  • And now we are back on the grand just trying to get the kids to school and make it to my appointment.

  • I stupidly made a facial appointment that I've been keeping.

  • I kept cancelling for like, three months.

  • And let me tell you, I have so much work to do today anyways.

  • Have to make it and its second hour away.

  • So I have to drop them off.

  • Go to this facial, be like Can you do the fastest?

  • A show you can possibly d'oh and then head back to the office and work.

  • Okay, everyone's there.

  • Then put their his shoes.

  • Just took 35 minutes.

  • Wait, wait!

  • Stay together.

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  • Really?

  • What's the corrugated?

  • So what?

  • We want to do is you take the stress out like herds, but in a very yet I'm going a little satisfying ways It is.

  • I'm going a little quick because we're covering a lot of ground deep tissue massage.

  • Absolutely.

  • You bringing, relax, place, wax me trying on my ears.

  • What is this?

  • You actually come in here and you're doing weird stuff to me and you didn't even ask me?

  • Hold on a second.

  • I don't I didn't say I wanted to wax my years.

  • This is nonsense.

  • What you talking about?

  • You guys watch babies?

  • No.

  • No wonder last.

  • You sure?

  • Max, do you think wax in my ears and my nose?

  • What?

  • What is this?

  • Why?

  • You just were just walking by and you dragged me here.

  • And now you're doing this to me.

  • This is wrong on many levels.

  • Do you guys wax heads?

  • Can you ask my head?

  • No, you can't or you won't.

  • You know I have to shave this thing every day.

  • You know what's involved in me?

  • Shaving my head every day is very time consuming.

  • Okay, Crime.

  • Would you make an exception with the six year old?

  • Because we have a six year old.

  • I think he needs some waxing.

  • We should wait.

  • Enjoy it.

  • Enjoy it.

  • He'll come here with me and we'll wax each other.

  • I'm so not gonna be here.

  • I don't know what you want me to get waxed because I don't think it's gonna be good for a marriage.

  • Yeah, but the problem is, if you make me any more attractive than I am and all this extra attention I'm gonna get from women, you're gonna start getting jealous.

  • And I feel like it might be a serious problem in our marriage.

  • My favorite time of day.

  • Okay.

  • Party time, E no.

  • They'll notice my dress.

  • I love you guys.

  • You want to say something to me?

  • What?

  • Nothing.

  • Nothing about my day around.

  • Not alone like Oh, thanks.

  • Okay, let's go.

  • Nobody.

  • Somebody, Somebody.

  • Somebody.

  • Yes, of course you want Theo.

  • My belly.

  • Yeah, I did.

  • I lie.

  • Mama, Why would I lie?

  • I never liked Thio.

  • You are right.

  • I Mama, I have a new song.

  • Yeah, Dancing with a stranger.

  • Yeah.

  • It's about who I Sam Smith, Huh?

  • No, no, no.

  • Because I heard it before when I only wanted a lying No.

  • Well, we want back?

  • Oh, yeah, we did.

  • What?

  • Memory, guys.

  • Okay.

  • Ready, guys.

  • Thank you.

  • Play dancing with a stranger by Sam Smith now playing Dancing With a Stranger by Sam Smith And no money Thank you.

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  • Dancing with a stranger remix by sense mint Okay, here's dancing with a stranger Cheat codes Remix single by Sam Smith and Normal Way Going to Depart.

  • Oh, you know what?

  • You should have your pants forgot.

  • I don't want you to crawl, Doc your pants.

  • So I have your pants now and we can go taking my love.

  • Where's your scooter?

  • Where you put it?

  • In the garage?

  • Yes.

  • What's going on?

  • It's okay, my love.

  • You just got a little bit of a bloody no, my love words.

  • You scooter And your helmet.

  • Sure.

  • Okay, so you have to go find your helmet it and you have to bring it home.

  • Okay?

  • Yeah, I think you left your helmet in the park.

  • I'm doing it.

  • Just came just coming home.

  • You sure?

  • Okay.

  • Go Show me where it is.

  • It's many Almost ready.

  • Oh, my God.

  • Sweating.

  • I tell you how you know my Siri is a British guy.

  • No, I didn't know that you're serious.

  • A British guy.

  • Okay, so my cereal are you putting?

  • You think this is okay?

  • Okay, So my syriza British guy.

  • And every time we ask you to do anything with it.

  • Thank you, Richard.

  • And now, kid, many everything request.

  • And he doesn't like, Thank you.

  • So we're thinking Richard Richard way.

  • Hello.

  • Of course.

  • His name is Richard.

  • What was it like?

  • Better feed that baby.

  • Well, no, but yours is a girl.

  • Mine is a man.

  • So what would be I mean?

  • You know, it's 2019.

  • Why that you guys got to get dressed and go to school, not you.

  • You can stay home, Jakey.

  • What you have to say, yeah.

  • Are you to family?

  • You want to say nothing?

  • Nothing you don't want to say.

  • Look, everybody, you You have to know.

  • Go.

  • Thio.

  • Wait, wait.

  • Okay, Wait.

  • Yeah.

  • Now Okay, boys, I gotta go.

  • I'm a quality 30.

  • Well, I call it a 30.

  • It's actually a Skype call with some people, actually, in the Philippines.

  • It's this company in the Philippines at once.

  • Talk.

  • Oh, my God.

  • You should ask.

  • No, you have to say hello, Nori.

  • stop.

  • That's climactic.

  • Same in Spanish.

  • E have a phone call with a Filipino company.

  • Begin.

  • Begin.

  • I think I think you have something on your face.

  • No, it's okay.

  • My first call.

  • I won't speak.

  • And Philip, you know what?

  • I don't want to see.

  • Oh, boys.

  • Have fun storming the castle today and I'll talk to Leo.

  • Wait.

  • Find out.

  • Find out if you see.

  • And if you see a cabbage, Any meaning when you that was beautiful, man.

  • Yeah, it's What are you doing about this?

  • I met her.

  • One Mississippi, two Mississippi, 2010 one Mississippi.

  • Now, drink and spit.

  • That's the bottom.

  • And then 10.

  • Mississippi on top.

  • Now ready for that?

  • Why, Mrs one Mississippi two Mississippi.

  • Don't just don't.

  • I know.

  • Let me do it in a nice way.

  • So this three misses six.

  • Mississippi.

  • Can I open it for you?

  • More?

  • Wait, if you like, just about Do away about it.

  • What?

  • Video Into the chocolate and do that with you.

  • Okay, drink it.

  • No.

  • This times when you want to be a superhero parent and you wanna do like all these fun things?

  • Like what I came up with this morning Let's just go get lost and we're going on an adventure tour.

  • Jake is into it and doing it, and he's excited.

  • But this one, everything isn't know everything he doesn't wanna dio He cried already had, like, 6 10 trips are literally three minutes away from the house.

  • That's why Lazy parenthood is the best kind of parenthood.

  • Low expectations.

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  • I feel like you eat like 10 cheese sticks today.

  • No.

  • Oh, what do you think?

  • You have a haircut go like.

  • Do you know the song Benny?

  • Which like you?

  • I know You know what the song is about?

  • Money.

  • It's about when you come true, you get goes like you like it.

  • A boy.

  • What?

  • No, Mom, I can't.