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  • ladies.

  • My name is Jackson Guy and welcome to a game called Air Maradi.

  • Merete is a solid man.

  • He's going on vacation with his family.

  • He's taken the plane on.

  • He has to make a lot of choices along the way.

  • So it's a game that has apparently, like, 60 endings in it.

  • I am gonna hopefully get one of those.

  • I don't know how long it goes out for, but it looks like a fun game.

  • The art style looks wacky.

  • I'm excited for Why does that play not have a second wing?

  • All right, new game.

  • Oh, God, Meet Margie and his family way is Marty's family made up off people made out of fruit paste.

  • That baby looks like it just came out of someone's anyway.

  • Murdy and his family murders hard work has finally paid off.

  • He saved enough for a family vacation.

  • I really like the sort of painted canvas backgrounds.

  • Uh, won't you join them?

  • Join them.

  • I shall join them.

  • I will.

  • What's going on?

  • A vacation All together.

  • Holy shit.

  • Welcome aboard Paradise Air Flight 316 Where's everyone else?

  • We thank you for flying with us today.

  • Now, please buckle up and enjoy your flight.

  • Fucking just got shot, okay?

  • Oh, mother of Christ.

  • No, I completely fucked up.

  • I guess I'm not strapped in and gonna die on this plane.

  • Gosh, thank these.

  • Both short are tricky.

  • Gaggi, egg.

  • Maddie, stop playing around and put my purse away.

  • Is that my wife?

  • I didn't know you could look worse than the initial picture of you.

  • Good Lord.

  • Put those boots where you could put someone's eye out.

  • Sure thing, honey bun.

  • Oh, God.

  • Have to store the purse.

  • Hot nail.

  • That one.

  • That's much easier than belts.

  • Way.

  • Go Two hours late.

  • They're getting famished here.

  • Bites.

  • Oh, goody.

  • Just in time tonight for meal service.

  • We have chicken or fish.

  • He's big, big ass.

  • Who wants to be a millionaire?

  • Decisions.

  • Fish or chicken?

  • I would like chicken.

  • Come on.

  • Give me your energy.

  • Give your energy.

  • I need chicken.

  • Think Check it.

  • Stinky Airplane Fish looks gross.

  • Here goes our enjoy.

  • Thank you.

  • I will.

  • Jesus.

  • What you mean you're on a fish?

  • Big dude.

  • Who's big?

  • Dude?

  • It's good Friday and I can't be eaten.

  • No chicken, Jack.

  • You can and you will.

  • Oh, my gods.

  • This is an alternate universe.

  • Hulk Hogan.

  • I'm so sorry, sir.

  • That gentleman there took the last one.

  • Uh, boy Lacey, Jack the bull Stian Ater needs that fish that he needs it now.

  • Daddy for God, No!

  • What did I do?

  • A shot of my gay brings things kicked in.

  • I just saw a cross hair and they had to shoot.

  • No, boy.

  • Listen up there, Big brother.

  • The bulldozer can take another strike with the big dude in the sky.

  • Daddy, Jack can't take so hand over the fish.

  • Don't anybody dare call me Daddy.

  • Jack in the comments, I will kill you.

  • I will not, sir.

  • Holy shit!

  • I just got drop kicked.

  • Don't drop kicked out of the plane.

  • Say, brother.

  • Dude, you can take one hell of a boom football.

  • Daddy, we got work to do.

  • God!

  • Oh, no.

  • Oh, Jesus.

  • This is by God.

  • This is bad news written all over it.

  • What are we doing?

  • Wait, did you just get suddenly?

  • Massive.

  • Okay.

  • Don't die.

  • Oh, Christ.

  • Take him down, Daddio.

  • Okay, baby.

  • Jack, I need you to run in there and rough someone up for the bull.

  • Daddy, I don't like any of that.

  • I don't like that name, huh?

  • Just run in there and hit him with the old bull terrier motive.

  • Come on, Danny.

  • Daddy, work with me Here, Go bash his knee and with his pipe.

  • Okay.

  • Tonya Harding rules.

  • Feed your bloodlust.

  • Oh, God.

  • Pull, you villain.

  • Thought you could take Alexis.

  • You're get away with this.

  • That's right.

  • Lean, Lean.

  • That snake Bull Bogan!

  • Hulk Hogan said that assessed to strike me in my bed.

  • And this Sunday night, the Lexx Express's gonna train wreck his ass.

  • What have I gotten myself in for?

  • In light of the evidence and the testimony given here today, we have no choice but to strip you of your title, effective immediately the end.

  • Who?

  • I love the mystery.

  • Okay, well, that went horribly.

  • I didn't even get to go on my vacation.

  • Just got kicked off the plane immediately.

  • All right, This time I'm gonna nail the belt watch.

  • Fuck.

  • All right, so if I get chicken, which is not really up to me, it's up to the laws of our and Jesus up there.

  • Okay, think Chicken, chicken, chicken, chicken, chicken Fucking fish.

  • What is wrong with you?

  • Why can't you just think chicken for once, Okay.

  • So I'm not going to shoot him this time when he shows up.

  • Oh, God.

  • He shot straight in my face.

  • Here you go.

  • Thank you, brother.

  • I can see you're one of my little both Uzi ists.

  • Uh uh.

  • Here's a little gift, Big Jack.

  • That's what you have to call me, Big Jack.

  • Wait!

  • No, that's still weird.

  • Don't call me that.

  • Fuck!

  • Go ahead.

  • Try it on.

  • Put on the strap up.

  • Whoops Won't fit so well.

  • I broke a window in the plane apart.

  • We're all gonna die!

  • Hey, you know what?

  • Ladies and gentlemen, this is the captain speaking.

  • We're expecting some turbulence.

  • Please return to your seats.

  • Turbulence, my ass!

  • The short cut over Monster Island is suicide.

  • Monster Island.

  • What is his Pokemon watching?

  • Learn, Jackson.

  • Fly like a pro.

  • Oh, I am not going to I am going to die.

  • Ah, lot.

  • Not many times.

  • Just the time that I do die is gonna be like one hell of a death.

  • Oh, shit.

  • Oh, shit.

  • Oh, shit.

  • Oh, look at the skills.

  • Yeah, take that monster island.

  • Gosh!

  • Durn it, Cory, access the 3rd 1 You've let go this week.

  • I'm sorry, Mr Kron.

  • Yeah.

  • Save that story for the milk man's sport.

  • I'm gonna have to let you go.

  • Well, core Jack's lost his job today.

  • This is so sad.

  • Preposterous.

  • No son in law of mine is going to go unemployed.

  • You start work for me first thing Monday morning.

  • It's nice.

  • Hey, thanks, Daddy.

  • Fucking kid.

  • What is it doing?

  • Your nine iron, sir, where the sand is?

  • Well, that's so sad.

  • Core.

  • Jax is only in her life for like, five seconds.

  • And I already feel bad for fucking up his life.

  • Well, time to go again.

  • What am I ever gonna get my vacation?

  • What happens if they fuck up the purse?

  • Don't put that in the right place.

  • Sorry, lady.

  • Lady Poopsie.

  • Ouch.

  • Whose purse is this?

  • Uh oh.

  • Timeto hide.

  • Shit.

  • Oh, God.

  • Oh, I don't like this come to say no.

  • Cos they don't have to say it's It's not mine.

  • I didn't do anything.

  • You're just seeing things, Buck.

  • I'm gonna get caught.

  • Ah, I didn't I say, son, did you happen to catch the ah wink of the villain who disposed of their billfold in such a violent manner?

  • Yes, quite what?

  • Oh, no, no, sir.

  • I'm CIA both that stepped up to the pressure.

  • Fuck.

  • Oh, His pressure's too much for me.

  • The scrutiny?

  • No, son.

  • My eye daggers have sought you out.

  • You wouldn't be telling a l little fib, would you?

  • You wouldn't tell it earlier, Jeeves here, would you?

  • I I did it.

  • It was me.

  • I'm sorry.

  • So sorry, User are a vile scoundrel.

  • And I turned man the satisfaction off Jule pistols at dawn.

  • Oh, here in this airplane.

  • As you wish.

  • Allow me to don my dueling glove.

  • Prepare for battle.

  • Okay, Rapid press.

  • Yes!

  • Fuck, yeah.

  • The glovers on It's time to kick some ass if you're ready, sir, The dual shock amends provide satisfaction.

  • I didn't have a chance.

  • Oh, Son of a bitch!

  • Deborah!

  • 05 What the fuck?

  • I'll never be able to un see that now.

  • Jesus.

  • All right, I'm never gonna get the fucking belt buckle ending.

  • But, Buck, Okay.

  • What if I don't hide?

  • There you go.

  • Hey, did you drop this?

  • It's a lady this time.

  • Oh, uh, yes, I did.

  • I'm very sorry.

  • You see, I Oh, my pervert.

  • Rapidly press space.

  • Here's your purse.

  • Back creep.

  • Goodness, what an emotional roller coaster.

  • I gotta go cam down the purse just stuck there in You can't smoke on airplanes.

  • Although there is a ghost purse floating around.

  • So, you know, do whatever you want.