字幕表 動画を再生する 英語字幕をプリント ladies. My name is Jackson Guy and welcome to a game called Air Maradi. Merete is a solid man. He's going on vacation with his family. He's taken the plane on. He has to make a lot of choices along the way. So it's a game that has apparently, like, 60 endings in it. I am gonna hopefully get one of those. I don't know how long it goes out for, but it looks like a fun game. The art style looks wacky. I'm excited for Why does that play not have a second wing? All right, new game. Oh, God, Meet Margie and his family way is Marty's family made up off people made out of fruit paste. That baby looks like it just came out of someone's anyway. Murdy and his family murders hard work has finally paid off. He saved enough for a family vacation. I really like the sort of painted canvas backgrounds. Uh, won't you join them? Join them. I shall join them. I will. What's going on? A vacation All together. Holy shit. Welcome aboard Paradise Air Flight 316 Where's everyone else? We thank you for flying with us today. Now, please buckle up and enjoy your flight. Fucking just got shot, okay? Oh, mother of Christ. No, I completely fucked up. I guess I'm not strapped in and gonna die on this plane. Gosh, thank these. Both short are tricky. Gaggi, egg. Maddie, stop playing around and put my purse away. Is that my wife? I didn't know you could look worse than the initial picture of you. Good Lord. Put those boots where you could put someone's eye out. Sure thing, honey bun. Oh, God. Have to store the purse. Hot nail. That one. That's much easier than belts. Way. Go Two hours late. They're getting famished here. Bites. Oh, goody. Just in time tonight for meal service. We have chicken or fish. He's big, big ass. Who wants to be a millionaire? Decisions. Fish or chicken? I would like chicken. Come on. Give me your energy. Give your energy. I need chicken. Think Check it. Stinky Airplane Fish looks gross. Here goes our enjoy. Thank you. I will. Jesus. What you mean you're on a fish? Big dude. Who's big? Dude? It's good Friday and I can't be eaten. No chicken, Jack. You can and you will. Oh, my gods. This is an alternate universe. Hulk Hogan. I'm so sorry, sir. That gentleman there took the last one. Uh, boy Lacey, Jack the bull Stian Ater needs that fish that he needs it now. Daddy for God, No! What did I do? A shot of my gay brings things kicked in. I just saw a cross hair and they had to shoot. No, boy. Listen up there, Big brother. The bulldozer can take another strike with the big dude in the sky. Daddy, Jack can't take so hand over the fish. Don't anybody dare call me Daddy. Jack in the comments, I will kill you. I will not, sir. Holy shit! I just got drop kicked. Don't drop kicked out of the plane. Say, brother. Dude, you can take one hell of a boom football. Daddy, we got work to do. God! Oh, no. Oh, Jesus. This is by God. This is bad news written all over it. What are we doing? Wait, did you just get suddenly? Massive. Okay. Don't die. Oh, Christ. Take him down, Daddio. Okay, baby. Jack, I need you to run in there and rough someone up for the bull. Daddy, I don't like any of that. I don't like that name, huh? Just run in there and hit him with the old bull terrier motive. Come on, Danny. Daddy, work with me Here, Go bash his knee and with his pipe. Okay. Tonya Harding rules. Feed your bloodlust. Oh, God. Pull, you villain. Thought you could take Alexis. You're get away with this. That's right. Lean, Lean. That snake Bull Bogan! Hulk Hogan said that assessed to strike me in my bed. And this Sunday night, the Lexx Express's gonna train wreck his ass. What have I gotten myself in for? In light of the evidence and the testimony given here today, we have no choice but to strip you of your title, effective immediately the end. Who? I love the mystery. Okay, well, that went horribly. I didn't even get to go on my vacation. Just got kicked off the plane immediately. All right, This time I'm gonna nail the belt watch. Fuck. All right, so if I get chicken, which is not really up to me, it's up to the laws of our and Jesus up there. Okay, think Chicken, chicken, chicken, chicken, chicken Fucking fish. What is wrong with you? Why can't you just think chicken for once, Okay. So I'm not going to shoot him this time when he shows up. Oh, God. He shot straight in my face. Here you go. Thank you, brother. I can see you're one of my little both Uzi ists. Uh uh. Here's a little gift, Big Jack. That's what you have to call me, Big Jack. Wait! No, that's still weird. Don't call me that. Fuck! Go ahead. Try it on. Put on the strap up. Whoops Won't fit so well. I broke a window in the plane apart. We're all gonna die! Hey, you know what? Ladies and gentlemen, this is the captain speaking. We're expecting some turbulence. Please return to your seats. Turbulence, my ass! The short cut over Monster Island is suicide. Monster Island. What is his Pokemon watching? Learn, Jackson. Fly like a pro. Oh, I am not going to I am going to die. Ah, lot. Not many times. Just the time that I do die is gonna be like one hell of a death. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, look at the skills. Yeah, take that monster island. Gosh! Durn it, Cory, access the 3rd 1 You've let go this week. I'm sorry, Mr Kron. Yeah. Save that story for the milk man's sport. I'm gonna have to let you go. Well, core Jack's lost his job today. This is so sad. Preposterous. No son in law of mine is going to go unemployed. You start work for me first thing Monday morning. It's nice. Hey, thanks, Daddy. Fucking kid. What is it doing? Your nine iron, sir, where the sand is? Well, that's so sad. Core. Jax is only in her life for like, five seconds. And I already feel bad for fucking up his life. Well, time to go again. What am I ever gonna get my vacation? What happens if they fuck up the purse? Don't put that in the right place. Sorry, lady. Lady Poopsie. Ouch. Whose purse is this? Uh oh. Timeto hide. Shit. Oh, God. Oh, I don't like this come to say no. Cos they don't have to say it's It's not mine. I didn't do anything. You're just seeing things, Buck. I'm gonna get caught. Ah, I didn't I say, son, did you happen to catch the ah wink of the villain who disposed of their billfold in such a violent manner? Yes, quite what? Oh, no, no, sir. I'm CIA both that stepped up to the pressure. Fuck. Oh, His pressure's too much for me. The scrutiny? No, son. My eye daggers have sought you out. You wouldn't be telling a l little fib, would you? You wouldn't tell it earlier, Jeeves here, would you? I I did it. It was me. I'm sorry. So sorry, User are a vile scoundrel. And I turned man the satisfaction off Jule pistols at dawn. Oh, here in this airplane. As you wish. Allow me to don my dueling glove. Prepare for battle. Okay, Rapid press. Yes! Fuck, yeah. The glovers on It's time to kick some ass if you're ready, sir, The dual shock amends provide satisfaction. I didn't have a chance. Oh, Son of a bitch! Deborah! 05 What the fuck? I'll never be able to un see that now. Jesus. All right, I'm never gonna get the fucking belt buckle ending. But, Buck, Okay. What if I don't hide? There you go. Hey, did you drop this? It's a lady this time. Oh, uh, yes, I did. I'm very sorry. You see, I Oh, my pervert. Rapidly press space. Here's your purse. Back creep. Goodness, what an emotional roller coaster. I gotta go cam down the purse just stuck there in You can't smoke on airplanes. Although there is a ghost purse floating around. So, you know, do whatever you want.