字幕表 動画を再生する 英語字幕をプリント what age is, Jack said something that Google will be able to tell us. Let's let's Google it right now. How old is Jack Septic? I 29 years old. But what Google will not tell you? It's all lies. 29 years old, is just on the outside, but on the inside. What's in here? What's my mental age? Because I know what you're thinking. I am the peak of sophistication. I'm not childish. It all ferrets, boobies, book cracks. They don't. David, we laughed a lot. This test is originally from Japan, where it's named Chasing in there. Take that. The mental age Check. Please answer every question. Honestly, nobody will see your answers except all of you at hope. Your I'm gonna embarrass myself here right now. We should do something for this. Let's let's put some bets down. What? I reckon I'm gonna get the mental age off 12. I feel it. I feel that that's where my mental age is lying. Place your bets there in the comments below and see if you're right. The result has nothing to do with your intelligence quotient. Thank God for the purpose of this test. We define mental age is a measure of a person's psychological abilities in comparison to the number of years it takes for an average child to reach the same level. I I'll admit it right now. I will fight a child if I have to. All right, 31 questions. Maybe I do have the mental age of a four year old because I don't have the patience for this. I have my principles. Yes, I believe in things. I'm a stick to them. I don't want to think about complicated things. That's not true. I like complicated things, but it has to be a specific type of complication. If it's stuff like math, then no, get it away from me, stinky. They're smooth, small brain in here when it comes to Mass. But when it comes to other things like space, really trippy, like time travel, story telling I love that shit. I'm okay with complicated stuff. Do I understand it? But always been most of my time on Well, you got me pants down. Tears come to my eyes very often. Yes, I cry all the time. I cry it everything, just watching something on TV. And if the music like swells and it's really well written, so beautiful A child would not do that. A child would not appreciate the artistic integrity of the people who put stuff together like that. A child would just be like I just do that in my videos. I'd be big Domine videos, but it's only your show. It's all fake Ary. It's all fools have been fooling all of you for life. I'm actually really smart in real life. If you if you come up and talk to me, you'd be surprised. Some people tell me you are like a middle aged person. Yeah. People call me boomers on the Internet all the time. He feck consumers. I could be a Zoomer. Millennial Zoomer man doesn't go together. But I can be that for you. Let me be part of the cool club. I don't wanna be boomer. I get angry quite often. No, I don't hate my whole My dad used to on growing up. I was like, Oh, no. Is that gonna be me? Oh, no, no, it's not. It turns out I learned from it and broke the patterns of my parents success. That's what it's all about. That's what you have to go for and then ended up Using floppy bananas on the Internet is part of my job And wearing baked beans, shirts and punching balls and gagging over baby pacifiers. So just cause you break the patterns doesn't mean you like in the good place three friends of those older than me. Yeah, all of my boomer friends like American Felix Such all people on Mega Boomer Ken Such boom, ese. It's all right, lads. Turn 30 soon. I'll join you. Yes, I know. Being 30 is not an actual boomer just at the fucking joke. Go. Let me be the funny man. I don't like to get up early in the morning. No, surprisingly, even though I say tough all the time Just imagine I said that to start the video for all of you complaining that I didn't do my intro to start. Okay? You didn't do it. Is it okay, it's there. Put it back in at the start. I hate getting up early. My body doesn't like it. I'm on like l a time already while I'm here. So wait, What? I go there. It's great. I get up early and I sing with the birds and they come down in a shit on my face. But here I don't hate waking up early. It's cold and it's dark and dismal in rainy and dreary. Here, I care about my clothes and hairstyle. Yes, because we cloak I care very dearly about fashion being the fashion icon that I am, I just i car living You know, when he said that in that song, I felt that, um hairstyle Yes, I care. Can't you tell? I say Come on. Or it must be a great day to myself every morning when getting up. Domo, Does anybody say that Her from sociopaths? Waking up early in the morning being like Come on! Yes. Another day I survived sleep. Not today, Satan. I fucking beat you in my sleep again. Fucking arms down. I was snoozing. You tried to kill me. No, I don't know that. All reality is a phantom and all phantoms. Ariel, the fuck is happening. What are you talking about? Also, I just realized that it's pretty really hard to see. What this actually isn't me. Let me zoom for yuzu MERS. No, I have totally not idea what this means. What's the mental age of the person who wrote this? I always act before thinking I always when it comes to food. Yeah, when it comes to other shit, Yeah, when it comes to get myself in trouble, being a dumb ass, Hell, yeah. So, yeah, I would be sleepers before a long journey. Yes, that l thought that so. Me, I do that I don't know. It's popular among young people. False. Exactly What's popular among young people. Bet. Yeah, Dead ass. I know what's going on. Fuck the kids Say now, what is current slang? That's gonna urban dictionary trending right now on November 22nd 2019 sprite cranberry dot net This is not giving me the slang that I need most cabbage like calling someone a dirty vagina. Cabbage pronouncing a jersey accent of ST Gah Bage muff cabbage. Oh, this is so get stabbed. Oh, I'm baby. That's one. When someone says I'm baby, they're referring that they're innocent. Cute, gentle, adorable, loving and lovable. Anybody who says I'm baby deserves to be slapped. I did put it in my instagram story recently, but that was more about a cat than about myself. If you like if you're actually innocent, you don't say I'm baby generally said to a loved one or a friend and could be used in arguments to prove you're innocent or that you don't deserve to have someone angry at you. Mom, I'm baby. I know I didn't go to school and I failed all my classes. I'm gonna be a stripper next year, but I'm baby gets stabbed. A phrase used when extreme hatred for someone, results of desire for that person to be impaled with a sharp object. Commonly a knife that when I feel like I could have logic doubt myself. You old Is that like you all would have contraction for you all would have in the Southern United States was commonly used in a question. There is no way any of you actually say that You all have come to the movies. If you all could have. Right? I called My brain's gonna leak out my ears, but yes, I'm down with the kids. I have a dream. Okay. I thought this was gonna be some wide serious. Yes, I guess I have had some hard times in my life. Haven't we all? We all go through it. That's pretty fucking shit times in my life. Not gonna like it, but yes. Depression. Hits heard recently. I sometimes waste time. Money or food? No. Yeah. Time. Yeah, I've been wasting a lot of time on a few days recently, but it's It's good. It's me time. It's time I need for myself. It's relax, ation time. You coming at me for swinging hands at me for spending time? That's not wasting time. Then that's for me. That's my me time. No, I can eat a cockroach in a book. But the hit Whoever wrote this sometimes enjoy laughing at other people. Yes, I hold Siri's dedicated to it. Anybody that had folks up falls over, gets hurt. Primetime content. The first thing at home rather than going on a trip. Yes. Give me my comfort. Let me sit at home with some nice speakers. Some fucking Netflix pizza. Good movie of blankets. Wine. Oh, just hook it to my veins. I like going on trips, but not as much as I like being a fucking potato. Sometimes. Feel like singing? Yeah, I do it in my videos constantly. Just out of nowhere. I'll burst into song and everyone's like Okay, get back to the game, please. But rather live in the countryside rather than a huge metropolis. No, I've done that. I've joined the country. I've lived in a tiny village where most of it was country. There was any 600 people in the whole village that I moved somewhere a little bigger. And then I moved into the arse end of nowhere where nobody existed. I was pretty sure that the simulation theory for life was really at that point because there was no other humans anywhere, ever at all, I could see where animals and darkness. So no, I don't want to live in the countryside again. I'm often fooled by others. Yes, that is my place in the group. Learn where your place in the group's up. Trying to be something you're not on. Just be who you are. I'm the dumb ass that normally fucks things up but has the most amount of fun doing it. I would make fun of myself before anybody else can. I will be the dumb ass so you don't have to be if you want to feel good about yourself. Goal for it, man. But I'll be over here kicking life's ass and having a good time doing it. I'm very emotional. Yeah, I'm hugely emotional. I'm a very empathetic person. I relate to other people way too easily and then put myself in their shoes immediately. That the detriment of myself. I don't know. I just cry and everything. So, yes, I can only be happy when I'm following my plan. Such everything is on track. No plans always go wrong for me. I can organize that could plan all they want. But I'm a free spirit. Let me take off my pants and run naked through the wild. Last question. My gender mail. I don't know why that matters, but OK, here we go. Mental age who don't really warm fire in my hands. What am I gonna be? I'm still betting on 12. Dead ass. Uh, doing I'm excited to see what my age is. What's the What's the Internet say? Okay. I feel like I feel like if I'm 12 or under, I'm baby. If I'm 12 or older, I'm a boomer. What am I? I'm 37. Oh, God. I'm eight years older mentally than I actually am. You know, what vindicated? Anytime somebody says to me, from now on, being like Jack, you just act like a child all the time. See my recent video about the products that I just like Sit the fuck down, child. I'm 37 years old and apparently a resort to violence for everything. Thats a good visual.