字幕表 動画を再生する 英語字幕をプリント imagine Lifetimes Morning. Everybody was doing in call. Oh, no. Oh, God. Oh, no. It's Susan watching this. I was born, but I got in eggs World. What you got? Imagine lifetimes random time. I have no idea what I was born. Actually, where I was conceived. That's That's me. That's we all play. Oh, look at you. I know that God choose your first words. Oh, Lord, this is gonna get really weird. So I think this is a game where we we just go through life. Oh, yeah. Look at that baby Sze. Dude, I came out the pussy dancing. All right, Uh, choose your first words. Mom. Dad, come on. That's stupid. I just came out of the vagina. I'm out of the womb, but I'm not gonna come out and be like waves gold boom. But it's not pronounced. Boom. It's a bomb in a wall. Okay, I came out of the wall. I'm not gonna Come on. Go, Mom. No, it's it's late. I want to come out saying something cool, mam. Pap vay thi body video. I came out today. I came out of the womb talking about blood born lore. Uh, Baba ta tah Muti over my own language. Barba party. Moody Pentagram opens up in the ground. I want is a baba. Just say the word, sweetie. Bob, I just said it. Yes, I knew it. OK, what? Listen up now, Before we send you out into the world, you're going to have to make some important decisions. Okay? My favorite childhood toy. What? My favorite childhood toy was a razor sharp hatchet. Thing is, this is like a psych test at the end of this is going to say congratulations. You grew up to be a serial killer. I don't want that. Do we want a ghost care or a TV remote out of these? I feel like as a kid, I would have picked the car, you know, because it was badass and awesome, and I wanted to. Room, room, toy car. See, the choices you're about to make will affect your character's traits, strengths and weaknesses in life. Okay. Is it going to say, like you having a strained relationship with your parents? They don't talk to you anymore and have never say they love you. You failed college by choosing in the garden exercise, uh, painting a house block, ese or animatronic teddy bear. What was Ianto was a kid. I wasn't hitting other kids. Um, I don't know if I wanted to paint. Maybe paid with their blood. Yes, that's paint. Ah, house with somebody else's blood. Let's paint their parents. Leaving its weight is about your future, right? You should get started right away. Once you're done with these, you'll be ready to face whatever is out there for sure. Are you judging me? Choose some friends. I don't even know their personalities. Thistles. How kids get messed up because they just pick whatever looks not these kids pick with shiny. And then it's like, Well, congratulations. You pick terrible friends. You're gonna be a horrible human being. Ding, um I want to pick, uh, this'll person on the bike. Wait, wait, wait, wait. What do you would load some friends go when I pick Garibaldi here. Why did these people get blacked out? I want all of them as my friends. You are way taller than the other kids from that. That's just a teacher. My best friend is a teacher, and I called her Mom wants by accident. It was really embarrassing. Yeah, I want the person of the bike because they take charge Initiative. That's awesome. Um, I want the super tall friend. Even if it is the teacher. Wait a second friend is always yellow, OK? Because they could reach high things. This person's fast for a quick getaway on you look like you could sneak into a hole really easily. All right? I can keep picking all these people as my friends. I don't know if that works on my growing up to be a bad person. Choose your playground of injured. Wait, Are they gonna come back around? Oh, no, that I just miss out on a childhood. Ah, damn it. I love you. Tree. Okay, They're coming back around. Thank God. I thought my childhood was ruined for effort. As a kid, I would have played football, probably. But I'm an adult now, and I know better. I know that it was a stupid thing to do. Um, seesaw here, right? You need friends to play that, Uh, let's do this sort of trees. Nicely done. Thank you. You're the one. Judge me harshly. That bump on your nose. That's my nose. Stop being rude. Awhile. Pimple appeared. Someone is growing up. I don't want to, but also, that was really creepy. Looks like someone's growing out. She's a high school sport. I didn't go to high school. I went to secondary school. Um, none of these are a football second school. I broke a girl's ankles. So what, you maybe do picking the shoes and running away from my problems. Awesome. Go for it. Thank you. Chooser crush. Okay, who looks like they need an ankle broken. Um, pick the teacher. Oh, like that's going to set up some really weird parameters from my childhood. I kind of want to do it. Teachers also like, Yeah, What up? Um, yeah, why not pick Mrs Robinson? I'm into it. You know what? Just I sure did. Hey, man, Peters knows what it wants. Knows. Choose an after school activity. I don't know how my snorting cocaine sticking things up my nose. Uh, gaming. Duh. You guys know Diamond Gamer. This is my face. When I win e o I gave her I look at this. My own lightsaber. Can you believe this? I want to galaxy's edge in Disney to make my own lightsaber. What's this? Listen. Oh, hell Yeah. Dude, I think red because I'm sick. Like the city. What off? Yeah, that's that means I could kill you, but I choose not to. History's gaming. I love my craft. Really? Why don't you do something productive instead? Oh, cane. So the people who made a video game and are picking life choices get condescending when you pick the gaming option as an after school activity. There wasn't gaming, man. That was on the job training. That was an internship for what I do Now, I make YouTube videos from games, among other things, on the jacks up the guy variety channel. And I have a lightsaber. You could be me, which is your first part time job. My first part time jobs in constructions with none of these. But I do love burgers. Um, okay. Do you Do you want to be a news reporter? A big Mac, Or do you wanna rob a store? I want to be a big Mac. Ah, Big Mac game. Doing great. Thank you. Oh, God. Choose a college major. Oh, it's gonna get by. I can scroll. Great scroll on any of the other ones. Choose a college major. Okay, accounting, architecture, astronomy, all astronomy is what I wanted to do was a kid, and then I didn't cause you need to be smart for that. So I did. Where's where's hotel management? Where there's management, there's no like hospitality. What is this? This stupid game doesn't have my options. Doesn't have my life in my truth. Should be. It's going the liberal arts video game design. I wanted to do that for White as well. Also needed to be smart. I was gonna playing. The video game is not making them. And I'm just going to yelling at the video games and playing them. So life is weird. Like I want to do astronomy because I'm gonna live the life that I never had. Two. Is that what you want to do? Yes. My parents ever told me what to do. Okay. Don't condescend me, Okay? Congratulations. Time flies, doesn't it? What do you want? Like you? I tried so hard. Thank you. Might choose your thing is my trophy. I thought we were done. Listen, life end after college. That's what people make it sound like, um, traveling and doing a globe on a toy plane Or do you want money or anyone? Some girl breaking off her fingers into a pot. Okay. I can't choose these ones, cause apparently gamers don't get these just discriminating against gamers. I want money. Career by available recommended partner paths available. Oh, a new career or partner. My God, this game makes you choose a career or a partner. Housing path blocked. Requires career. Oh, okay. I'ma do my career. Oh, this one's important. Yeah. You think? Choose your search method. Uh, internet. Mainly because I'm using one of those right now. Don't condescend me. He's a Minecraft. Choose a career. I want to be a world. I want to be a crumpled up ball of paper. Mommy, I mean, Baba e. I want to be a movie camera operator. Garbage collect her astronomer. That is what I went to. Okay, stop that. Making me question my decisions. Employment agreement. Disagreement is made today between you and your employer. Title astronomer from Yeah, this is basically how jobs work. You're here. A contract. It's just like yeah, whatever the fuck your payment is gonna be. Who cares? Okay, my name is See how much may work things out. The boss. Hello, you must be our latest recruit.