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  • imagine Lifetimes Morning.

  • Everybody was doing in call.

  • Oh, no.

  • Oh, God.

  • Oh, no.

  • It's Susan watching this.

  • I was born, but I got in eggs World.

  • What you got?

  • Imagine lifetimes random time.

  • I have no idea what I was born.

  • Actually, where I was conceived.

  • That's That's me.

  • That's we all play.

  • Oh, look at you.

  • I know that God choose your first words.

  • Oh, Lord, this is gonna get really weird.

  • So I think this is a game where we we just go through life.

  • Oh, yeah.

  • Look at that baby Sze.

  • Dude, I came out the pussy dancing.

  • All right, Uh, choose your first words.

  • Mom.

  • Dad, come on.

  • That's stupid.

  • I just came out of the vagina.

  • I'm out of the womb, but I'm not gonna come out and be like waves gold boom.

  • But it's not pronounced.

  • Boom.

  • It's a bomb in a wall.

  • Okay, I came out of the wall.

  • I'm not gonna Come on.

  • Go, Mom.

  • No, it's it's late.

  • I want to come out saying something cool, mam.

  • Pap vay thi body video.

  • I came out today.

  • I came out of the womb talking about blood born lore.

  • Uh, Baba ta tah Muti over my own language.

  • Barba party.

  • Moody Pentagram opens up in the ground.

  • I want is a baba.

  • Just say the word, sweetie.

  • Bob, I just said it.

  • Yes, I knew it.

  • OK, what?

  • Listen up now, Before we send you out into the world, you're going to have to make some important decisions.

  • Okay?

  • My favorite childhood toy.

  • What?

  • My favorite childhood toy was a razor sharp hatchet.

  • Thing is, this is like a psych test at the end of this is going to say congratulations.

  • You grew up to be a serial killer.

  • I don't want that.

  • Do we want a ghost care or a TV remote out of these?

  • I feel like as a kid, I would have picked the car, you know, because it was badass and awesome, and I wanted to.

  • Room, room, toy car.

  • See, the choices you're about to make will affect your character's traits, strengths and weaknesses in life.

  • Okay.

  • Is it going to say, like you having a strained relationship with your parents?

  • They don't talk to you anymore and have never say they love you.

  • You failed college by choosing in the garden exercise, uh, painting a house block, ese or animatronic teddy bear.

  • What was Ianto was a kid.

  • I wasn't hitting other kids.

  • Um, I don't know if I wanted to paint.

  • Maybe paid with their blood.

  • Yes, that's paint.

  • Ah, house with somebody else's blood.

  • Let's paint their parents.

  • Leaving its weight is about your future, right?

  • You should get started right away.

  • Once you're done with these, you'll be ready to face whatever is out there for sure.

  • Are you judging me?

  • Choose some friends.

  • I don't even know their personalities.

  • Thistles.

  • How kids get messed up because they just pick whatever looks not these kids pick with shiny.

  • And then it's like, Well, congratulations.

  • You pick terrible friends.

  • You're gonna be a horrible human being.

  • Ding, um I want to pick, uh, this'll person on the bike.

  • Wait, wait, wait, wait.

  • What do you would load some friends go when I pick Garibaldi here.

  • Why did these people get blacked out?

  • I want all of them as my friends.

  • You are way taller than the other kids from that.

  • That's just a teacher.

  • My best friend is a teacher, and I called her Mom wants by accident.

  • It was really embarrassing.

  • Yeah, I want the person of the bike because they take charge Initiative.

  • That's awesome.

  • Um, I want the super tall friend.

  • Even if it is the teacher.

  • Wait a second friend is always yellow, OK?

  • Because they could reach high things.

  • This person's fast for a quick getaway on you look like you could sneak into a hole really easily.

  • All right?

  • I can keep picking all these people as my friends.

  • I don't know if that works on my growing up to be a bad person.

  • Choose your playground of injured.

  • Wait, Are they gonna come back around?

  • Oh, no, that I just miss out on a childhood.

  • Ah, damn it.

  • I love you.

  • Tree.

  • Okay, They're coming back around.

  • Thank God.

  • I thought my childhood was ruined for effort.

  • As a kid, I would have played football, probably.

  • But I'm an adult now, and I know better.

  • I know that it was a stupid thing to do.

  • Um, seesaw here, right?

  • You need friends to play that, Uh, let's do this sort of trees.

  • Nicely done.

  • Thank you.

  • You're the one.

  • Judge me harshly.

  • That bump on your nose.

  • That's my nose.

  • Stop being rude.

  • Awhile.

  • Pimple appeared.

  • Someone is growing up.

  • I don't want to, but also, that was really creepy.

  • Looks like someone's growing out.

  • She's a high school sport.

  • I didn't go to high school.

  • I went to secondary school.

  • Um, none of these are a football second school.

  • I broke a girl's ankles.

  • So what, you maybe do picking the shoes and running away from my problems.

  • Awesome.

  • Go for it.

  • Thank you.

  • Chooser crush.

  • Okay, who looks like they need an ankle broken.

  • Um, pick the teacher.

  • Oh, like that's going to set up some really weird parameters from my childhood.

  • I kind of want to do it.

  • Teachers also like, Yeah, What up?

  • Um, yeah, why not pick Mrs Robinson?

  • I'm into it.

  • You know what?

  • Just I sure did.

  • Hey, man, Peters knows what it wants.

  • Knows.

  • Choose an after school activity.

  • I don't know how my snorting cocaine sticking things up my nose.

  • Uh, gaming.

  • Duh.

  • You guys know Diamond Gamer.

  • This is my face.

  • When I win e o I gave her I look at this.

  • My own lightsaber.

  • Can you believe this?

  • I want to galaxy's edge in Disney to make my own lightsaber.

  • What's this?

  • Listen.

  • Oh, hell Yeah.

  • Dude, I think red because I'm sick.

  • Like the city.

  • What off?

  • Yeah, that's that means I could kill you, but I choose not to.

  • History's gaming.

  • I love my craft.

  • Really?

  • Why don't you do something productive instead?

  • Oh, cane.

  • So the people who made a video game and are picking life choices get condescending when you pick the gaming option as an after school activity.

  • There wasn't gaming, man.

  • That was on the job training.

  • That was an internship for what I do Now, I make YouTube videos from games, among other things, on the jacks up the guy variety channel.

  • And I have a lightsaber.

  • You could be me, which is your first part time job.

  • My first part time jobs in constructions with none of these.

  • But I do love burgers.

  • Um, okay.

  • Do you Do you want to be a news reporter?

  • A big Mac, Or do you wanna rob a store?

  • I want to be a big Mac.

  • Ah, Big Mac game.

  • Doing great.

  • Thank you.

  • Oh, God.

  • Choose a college major.

  • Oh, it's gonna get by.

  • I can scroll.

  • Great scroll on any of the other ones.

  • Choose a college major.

  • Okay, accounting, architecture, astronomy, all astronomy is what I wanted to do was a kid, and then I didn't cause you need to be smart for that.

  • So I did.

  • Where's where's hotel management?

  • Where there's management, there's no like hospitality.

  • What is this?

  • This stupid game doesn't have my options.

  • Doesn't have my life in my truth.

  • Should be.

  • It's going the liberal arts video game design.

  • I wanted to do that for White as well.

  • Also needed to be smart.

  • I was gonna playing.

  • The video game is not making them.

  • And I'm just going to yelling at the video games and playing them.

  • So life is weird.

  • Like I want to do astronomy because I'm gonna live the life that I never had.

  • Two.

  • Is that what you want to do?

  • Yes.

  • My parents ever told me what to do.

  • Okay.

  • Don't condescend me, Okay?

  • Congratulations.

  • Time flies, doesn't it?

  • What do you want?

  • Like you?

  • I tried so hard.

  • Thank you.

  • Might choose your thing is my trophy.

  • I thought we were done.

  • Listen, life end after college.

  • That's what people make it sound like, um, traveling and doing a globe on a toy plane Or do you want money or anyone?

  • Some girl breaking off her fingers into a pot.

  • Okay.

  • I can't choose these ones, cause apparently gamers don't get these just discriminating against gamers.

  • I want money.

  • Career by available recommended partner paths available.

  • Oh, a new career or partner.

  • My God, this game makes you choose a career or a partner.

  • Housing path blocked.

  • Requires career.

  • Oh, okay.

  • I'ma do my career.

  • Oh, this one's important.

  • Yeah.

  • You think?

  • Choose your search method.

  • Uh, internet.

  • Mainly because I'm using one of those right now.

  • Don't condescend me.

  • He's a Minecraft.

  • Choose a career.

  • I want to be a world.

  • I want to be a crumpled up ball of paper.

  • Mommy, I mean, Baba e.

  • I want to be a movie camera operator.

  • Garbage collect her astronomer.

  • That is what I went to.

  • Okay, stop that.

  • Making me question my decisions.

  • Employment agreement.

  • Disagreement is made today between you and your employer.

  • Title astronomer from Yeah, this is basically how jobs work.

  • You're here.

  • A contract.

  • It's just like yeah, whatever the fuck your payment is gonna be.

  • Who cares?

  • Okay, my name is See how much may work things out.

  • The boss.

  • Hello, you must be our latest recruit.