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you left, You drink.
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Let's go.
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Gamers know like aholic Tam.
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That's good.
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We're drinking Tuckett Syria.
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Is it really?
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No, it's Yeah.
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This is good.
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I'm so glad I'm not poor.
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I'm not that short.
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I promise.
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Oh, by the way, I'm not like five to He's definitely five to was taken.
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Everybody thinks of five feet tall.
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Got some tidy eight.
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That's pretty average.
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Stand up.
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Improve it.
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Okay, stand up.
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Improve it.
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He says, Oh, Theo, Pain s and the chat guys, Come on.
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It's not our fault.
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It's not our fault for people that are short.
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Not me.
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Of course, that I life I think I left.
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Boy, I'm happy to keep laughing.
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Boy, I can't believe he joined you.
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Say, shut up, your dweeb.
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So scared says God basically summarize everything.
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That's a entire What is it like 30 100 million seasons?
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It's amazing that it's kind of funny.
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I got I want life with that.
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See, this is why we need to eat baby.
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Oh, way.
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Sample the puffer fish.
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That was amazing.
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I didn't life, though.
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Sad did it.
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I know That's not what I think it is.
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I wanna be Oh, wow.
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This is what I've been trying to tell you guys.
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Five minutes.
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Craft makes you don't watch that.
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Subscribe to Peep.
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I I ke points at least 20 and 1/2.
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Woke up this morning and found my cats guarding my basement like this.
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Jesus Christ, That photo shop.
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I don't think it is Photoshopped.
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They also started, um, yelling that halo theme.
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Yeah.
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Ah, yeah.
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Ah!
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Does it count if I'm making myself laugh?
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I think Yes.
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Penfield today is the same man who has allegedly been licking girl's feet at bookstores and libraries being set up by the president of Morocco.
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Open eyes.
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The same man who has allegedly been looking girls beat at bookstores and libraries being set up by the president of Morocco.
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We need to stop Obama.
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Hashtags, stop Obama the man lick his feet at the library.
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Listen, I'm being set up.
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He's batting set up.
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That has to be an edit, right?
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Those two stories do not Coralie.
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Sorry.
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You were caught licking feet and set up a Vitaminwater sponsored.
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Um Hey, Grandma, what's the new flavor of the vitamin water?
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Awesome.
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I'll drink to that.
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Thanks, Grandma.
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You know, something is never gonna be funny if it starts with this caption, but I'm willing to give it a go.
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Mrs.
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Gold Street City?
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Yes.
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Mm.
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And therefore, I am at you Was up my property.
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Be pity, poopy.
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Let's Simon says, uh, Jesus.
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God damn it!
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Alexa frickin died.
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Alexa frickin had a stroke and fell down the stairs.
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Cheers for strokes.
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This dude eating for the forbidden burrito?
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My gold forces that nice.
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Is that nice?
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Nice.
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Finally.
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No knife.
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Don't need knife in a package in.
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You're not meant to be, man.
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It is burrito.
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It is not registered way.
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Finally, someone that cares about the environment.
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Someone that re cycles place.
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Like there's a lot of vitamins in plastic.
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Yeah, they're just jealous.
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You're not having forbidden burrito snitch as dogs.
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Okay?
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What is that?
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A hot?
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What is that?
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A follow car bruh.
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Ah, are you kidding?
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May Are you saying what that's so mean?
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Yeah.
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Why didn't last gotta hit him like that.
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Me and the boys riding me out from Obama percent me up.
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I knew it like a good drug.
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We gave our new teacher fake attendant.
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She Ben Door.
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Ha ha!
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God damn it settle down.
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Hey, it's Dick Hurts in here.
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All right, Come on.
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He's clearly in on it.
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It's still funny, though.
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I can still appreciate.
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I can still appreciate, even if I my big brain, is like a fake cringe.
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Colossus is crazies In minutes.
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I've seen they.
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I don't know what to say.
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Thank you.
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Just gonna take a ride.
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Why?
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Come on, man.
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Let the man play G t a five.
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Some shelf with the Frick, bro.
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Bathroom.
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Now you take.
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My mama always used to do this to me.
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Really good memories, I am know yet?
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No.
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No.
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Yes.
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What was he waiting for?
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This is like ninja in 30 years when he's half hospitalized.
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I gotta get there.
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I do that.
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That happens to me all the time.
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I can always appreciate a good, relatable name.
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Melon.
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All right.
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She has gamers.
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Cheers.
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Top 10 women.
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I've slept.
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Thanks for watching.
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Well done.
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Yeah, that's funny.
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Slept.
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Oh, this on Mars that feeds me.
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It seemed like a way to kinks.
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I don't know.
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All right, I ruined it.
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Moving on.
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Oh, my man.
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Clearly fronts has superhuman strength.
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Okay, that's the only reason has happened I think it's the truck is cool.
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I don't care what people say.
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Damn.
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Maybe that was a little too hard.
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See, he could save a crowd like that.
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Takes a lot of scale.
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Uh, watch kill Undine saying no cringe.
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He did not die inside.
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Okay, I know.
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Is that the kind of thing people like?
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Oh, the design is so weird.
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But that's what happens when people who innovate all right, first day life and then they copy.
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Just watch watching.
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This reminds me of, ah, at the gay scene.
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This glimpse There's one of my favorite clips Elon Musk.
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I don't know why this how this came to be, I guess because they're both rich and they're both philanthropist, I think.
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Entrepreneurs.
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Att.
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The release.
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This is Jack Ma.
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He's the richest person in China.
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He owns the website Ali Baba, which sells It's like Amazon, but for Chinese products.
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Basically.
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And he is the most annoying person I have ever had to listen to you.
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And Dylan has the It wasn't, you know, this is why I called artificial intelligence.
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I call it Ali Baba Intelligence.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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It was a joke.
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It's funny if you.
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That's your reaction.
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Ali Baba.
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Yes.
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It's your company.
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We get it might end up being true.
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You know, getting any information out, basically, with speech.
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Yeah.
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I'm always amazed by, uh, what your vision about the technology.
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I'm not a tech guy.
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I think a more about life.
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I think I to open a new chapter of the society off the world that people tried to understand ourselves better rather than the outside world.
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It's so difficult to predict the future, this great 99.9% of the predictions that human beings had in history about the future all wrong, including that one.
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See, he didn't see anyone understanding joke zero point, but knows life isn't of the prediction, right?
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They're right, because by accident.
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Yeah, but it's also true that 80% of statistics of false Yeah.
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So my meaning, old room.
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Come on, guys.
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So good.
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It's also true that 80% of predictions are wrong.
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Yeah, this contradicts everything.
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You just said all the dumb shit.
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You said 99% of all predictions are wrong, Including that one.
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Yeah, it goes on as well.
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People worry a lot about this today.
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All those people I called them called, um, good college smartness.
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People like us Street smart.
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We never scared of that way.
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Think it's a great fun and we want to change ourselves to embrace it.
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I don't know, man.
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That's like famous last words.
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It reminds me off Matthew McConaughey, Uh, because he reason got an instagram and he's just saying a bunch of gibberish.
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It's like one of these people that you're not very smart, but you want people to think you are, or at least interesting.
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And you just say about your gibberish like, But I've learned that you gotta have the dialogue, too.
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Have the monologue, just as you have to have a model, too.
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Dialogues.
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Wow, Profound.
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Jan who I am with you.
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I'm looking forward to seeing if it's who I am, translates if what I want to share translates if it was your funny bone, it doesn't You think Second, it really doesn't look if it makes you take a quiet moment for walking go, I gotta check in with him in a Let's keep the high.
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I got low.
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I Hi Lo I Did he just make the bad sign?
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Did you guys see that?
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Did you get Catch that like Shut up, dude, You're not interesting, all right?
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It's the same characters, Jack Modisane biology to get there.
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Good.
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Yeah, well, let's talk about something fun night.
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What do you think about that?
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Actually, I'm not interested in a Mars.
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I just came back from there, so Ha ha ha ha.
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Oh, my God.
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He did you say on the earth the things what's happening here?
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So what?
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Why, yes, I think this is a reason why I'm so no Bojack muff because it's such a boring ass statement to say, Oh, why are we looking outside in space when, like Earth, it's more important.
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We have issues now with environment that is really pressing like, yes, there are issues on this planet.
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There's always been That doesn't mean we can't look beyond and do other, solve other problems as well.
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We are literally overdue a meteor hitting our planet with, like, 40,000 years, statistically so, e, I would say to not look it on the planet is extremely irresponsible.
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It And to have someone a private company, a private person being the forefront of that, it's like s commendable.
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I don't want to hear it from this guy saying I'm not interested in Mars.
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I care more about here.
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I get it.
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Okay?
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I really get it.
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But at the same time, you can care about both.
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It is possible.
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Just a one step.
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You go to Mars, we will never be able to come back.
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Yeah, that's my view.
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That works.
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And, uh, also e.
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I hate to go to the Himalayas, too.
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I mean, when you climb on the I think someday I would go there when the elevator is ready, I would go there, have a look.
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That seems like words from someone that worked hard to get what they they burned.
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Right?