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  • Well done.

  • Yeah, that's funny.

  • Slept.

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  • It seemed like a way to kinks.

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  • This is Jack Ma.

  • He's the richest person in China.

  • He owns the website Ali Baba, which sells It's like Amazon, but for Chinese products.

  • Basically.

  • And he is the most annoying person I have ever had to listen to you.

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  • I call it Ali Baba Intelligence.

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  • It was a joke.

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  • That's your reaction.

  • Ali Baba.

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  • It's your company.

  • We get it might end up being true.

  • You know, getting any information out, basically, with speech.

  • Yeah.

  • I'm always amazed by, uh, what your vision about the technology.

  • I'm not a tech guy.

  • I think a more about life.

  • I think I to open a new chapter of the society off the world that people tried to understand ourselves better rather than the outside world.

  • It's so difficult to predict the future, this great 99.9% of the predictions that human beings had in history about the future all wrong, including that one.

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  • It's also true that 80% of predictions are wrong.

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  • People worry a lot about this today.

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  • Think it's a great fun and we want to change ourselves to embrace it.

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  • It reminds me off Matthew McConaughey, Uh, because he reason got an instagram and he's just saying a bunch of gibberish.

  • It's like one of these people that you're not very smart, but you want people to think you are, or at least interesting.

  • And you just say about your gibberish like, But I've learned that you gotta have the dialogue, too.

  • Have the monologue, just as you have to have a model, too.

  • Dialogues.

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  • Did you get Catch that like Shut up, dude, You're not interesting, all right?

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  • Yeah, well, let's talk about something fun night.

  • What do you think about that?

  • Actually, I'm not interested in a Mars.

  • I just came back from there, so Ha ha ha ha.

  • Oh, my God.

  • He did you say on the earth the things what's happening here?

  • So what?

  • Why, yes, I think this is a reason why I'm so no Bojack muff because it's such a boring ass statement to say, Oh, why are we looking outside in space when, like Earth, it's more important.

  • We have issues now with environment that is really pressing like, yes, there are issues on this planet.

  • There's always been That doesn't mean we can't look beyond and do other, solve other problems as well.

  • We are literally overdue a meteor hitting our planet with, like, 40,000 years, statistically so, e, I would say to not look it on the planet is extremely irresponsible.

  • It And to have someone a private company, a private person being the forefront of that, it's like s commendable.

  • I don't want to hear it from this guy saying I'm not interested in Mars.

  • I care more about here.

  • I get it.

  • Okay?

  • I really get it.

  • But at the same time, you can care about both.

  • It is possible.

  • Just a one step.

  • You go to Mars, we will never be able to come back.

  • Yeah, that's my view.

  • That works.

  • And, uh, also e.

  • I hate to go to the Himalayas, too.

  • I mean, when you climb on the I think someday I would go there when the elevator is ready, I would go there, have a look.

  • That seems like words from someone that worked hard to get what they they burned.

  • Right?