字幕表 動画を再生する 英語字幕をプリント Welcome to the two of you. I'm gonna go straight in with the big questions. Ashley, what do you think's gonna happen in the next four weeks? Oh, I mean, I think the only way that everyone's gonna be happy is if nobody's happy. Then every will be happy because no one is happy, because that's fair. Yeah, s. So I think there's a high likelihood that nobody's gonna be happy, and so every will be fine. No one's left out. Yes, or no one's left out was the worst thing that can happen is when someone else is having a good time and you're not. So I really feel like there's gonna be a real plus for humanity forever. Just mean really measuring. Or like, that's how it should be. Really? Well, listen, this, uh, the government was malfunctioning. They didn't have a majority, so we technically didn't have a working government, so we absolutely had to have an election. But this is very much the colonoscopy of election way. No, it's not gonna be any fun. I go. Here's a question, because, I mean, no one really knows what to call this election. I noticed something uses a calling it the new users users. I've been watching the news called a news in Australia you're watching. The news is it is the storm's east waiting to see what your future job is gonna be. Oh, it's been called the Brexit election, and that is not excite anyone. So I think our poll for tonight is what should we call it? Let's come up with a better name for it. Is anyone got any suggestions? I'm sticking with colonoscopy, but camera election thing is that this is a camera up the heinous of Britain, with all of us just looking at shit. Thanks for the election shot. Before Christmas, I was thinking Eton mess, Mrs Good people like clever but not funny. Jeremy Corbyn is so toxic to some that a former Labour minister goes as far as promoting Boris Johnson is the only potentially acceptable pain. Yeah, some senior Labor figures this week said they won't be supporting Jeremy Corbyn of the election and even told people to vote Tory. Now a lot of people are claiming this is just part of an anti Corbyn conspiracy. But if Josh and Alex in an interview in which they called me a prick and then said You should What? Mock the week you'd pay attention. I didn't listen to Steve, right? I said Wine. Karen Graham Norton. Also I'd never, ever call you of prick in interview. Yeah, I mean, all right. On the yard. What's happened in the toilet rolls, even written on the sole of your shoe. Like Andy from Toy Story. You could do that while he's got a good feeling there's new drugs, right? You know, having a foot 200 episodes in Why I'm laughing. I genuinely don't know who to vote for this election. I'm genuinely struggling, especially out of the two main parties. Do I vote for the party accused of anti Semitism or the party accused of neglecting vulnerable people? I'm kind of looking into Israel selection boxes, at least shit option. At the moment, I kind of feel like I'm in a restaurant and a weight has come up and gone right. Do you want this steak that's been dropped on the floor or the chicken that the chef sneezed on going out? And I one of the grains like thing that I find difficult to take is when people go I can't vote for Labour because of concerns I have about racism. So I'm going to vote for Boris Johnson. My stepmother is a bit mean, so I think I'm gonna live with Darth Vader. Yeah, the whole thing does feel a bit like a divorced couple. Even your mind going on saying vote for Boris? I got such a bitchy thing to do. You know what we were like? Well, we're breaking up, but everything's about the kids, and we're not gonna let it get nasty. And it's all gonna be fine. And then, like, five months days like you tell your father that I was having sex with the neighbor last night. The noise? You tell him that when he picks you up from the crash way, Alex, you looked like you were gonna say something.