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Welcome to the two of you.
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I'm gonna go straight in with the big questions.
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Ashley, what do you think's gonna happen in the next four weeks?
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Oh, I mean, I think the only way that everyone's gonna be happy is if nobody's happy.
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Then every will be happy because no one is happy, because that's fair.
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Yeah, s.
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So I think there's a high likelihood that nobody's gonna be happy, and so every will be fine.
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No one's left out.
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Yes, or no one's left out was the worst thing that can happen is when someone else is having a good time and you're not.
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So I really feel like there's gonna be a real plus for humanity forever.
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Just mean really measuring.
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Or like, that's how it should be.
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Really?
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Well, listen, this, uh, the government was malfunctioning.
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They didn't have a majority, so we technically didn't have a working government, so we absolutely had to have an election.
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But this is very much the colonoscopy of election way.
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No, it's not gonna be any fun.
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I go.
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Here's a question, because, I mean, no one really knows what to call this election.
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I noticed something uses a calling it the new users users.
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I've been watching the news called a news in Australia you're watching.
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The news is it is the storm's east waiting to see what your future job is gonna be.
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Oh, it's been called the Brexit election, and that is not excite anyone.
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So I think our poll for tonight is what should we call it?
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Let's come up with a better name for it.
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Is anyone got any suggestions?
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I'm sticking with colonoscopy, but camera election thing is that this is a camera up the heinous of Britain, with all of us just looking at shit.
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Thanks for the election shot.
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Before Christmas, I was thinking Eton mess, Mrs Good people like clever but not funny.
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Jeremy Corbyn is so toxic to some that a former Labour minister goes as far as promoting Boris Johnson is the only potentially acceptable pain.
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Yeah, some senior Labor figures this week said they won't be supporting Jeremy Corbyn of the election and even told people to vote Tory.
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Now a lot of people are claiming this is just part of an anti Corbyn conspiracy.
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But if Josh and Alex in an interview in which they called me a prick and then said You should What?
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Mock the week you'd pay attention.
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I didn't listen to Steve, right?
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I said Wine.
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Karen Graham Norton.
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Also I'd never, ever call you of prick in interview.
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Yeah, I mean, all right.
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On the yard.
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What's happened in the toilet rolls, even written on the sole of your shoe.
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Like Andy from Toy Story.
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You could do that while he's got a good feeling there's new drugs, right?
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You know, having a foot 200 episodes in Why I'm laughing.
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I genuinely don't know who to vote for this election.
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I'm genuinely struggling, especially out of the two main parties.
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Do I vote for the party accused of anti Semitism or the party accused of neglecting vulnerable people?
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I'm kind of looking into Israel selection boxes, at least shit option.
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At the moment, I kind of feel like I'm in a restaurant and a weight has come up and gone right.
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Do you want this steak that's been dropped on the floor or the chicken that the chef sneezed on going out?
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And I one of the grains like thing that I find difficult to take is when people go I can't vote for Labour because of concerns I have about racism.
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So I'm going to vote for Boris Johnson.
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My stepmother is a bit mean, so I think I'm gonna live with Darth Vader.
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Yeah, the whole thing does feel a bit like a divorced couple.
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Even your mind going on saying vote for Boris?
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I got such a bitchy thing to do.
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You know what we were like?
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Well, we're breaking up, but everything's about the kids, and we're not gonna let it get nasty.
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And it's all gonna be fine.
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And then, like, five months days like you tell your father that I was having sex with the neighbor last night.
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The noise?
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You tell him that when he picks you up from the crash way, Alex, you looked like you were gonna say something.