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  • Green pewdiepie: oh welcomeee baacccckkkk gaaaameerrs!! seh.

  • Jack: no... I... hate myself

  • Felix: I wanted to join. I'm like no, I can't.

  • *Laughter*

  • Pewds: Intro completed.

  • Pewds: Welcome Back!

  • Pewds: Wow!! We traveled so far!!

  • Jack: What are we doing?

  • Felix: We are...

  • Jack: I climb mountain now,

  • Felix: Oh, climb mountain, very epic.

  • Jack: I'm going up here to see what the hell is up here.

  • Felix: Heck HECK

  • Felix: Thank you

  • SWORE! SWORE!

  • Felix: Now I have 2 fight you on top of mountain,

  • to show Susan I am not actually bad.

  • *Laughter*

  • Jack: Susan, look I play Minecraft now.

  • I'm nice.

  • Felix: She's like, "I give you good ads,"

  • "don't worry."

  • Jack: She's like, "I put you on trending."

  • Jack: "Please play more."

  • Felix: Every day.

  • *gasp* ALPACAS

  • I'll get the left one.

  • Jack: Are those Wild Alpacas?

  • Felix: They're wild! Epicly!

  • Jack: Oh my- *laughter*

  • Felix: *hh HAAHH*

  • Jack: I want one!

  • We don't have any saddles.

  • Felix: Aw *fkaaa*

  • *Kqqq*

  • Felix: Maybe we can ask them for em'.

  • Jack: are you spitting like the alpacas? *chuckles*

  • Felix: no-*laugh*

  • *gasp* BEHBEH

  • Pewds: Behbeh alpaca.

  • Jack: TWO behbehs!

  • Pewds: Ok, how bout this, we put them in a hole,

  • so we can just grab em' later.

  • *alpaca noise*

  • Jack: ok *laughing*

  • J: that's..horrible. P: I think this one likes me.

  • Pewds: Holybull?

  • Jack: Hey- go in the hole! No- stop climbing!

  • Pewds: is yours in a hole yet bruh?

  • Jack: NO-

  • J: Oh I hit one.

  • Pewds: Min-mine is in the hole.

  • Jack: AHH THEY'RE SPITTING AT ME

  • Pewds: ahh they're spitting on you Jack!

  • Jack: I'm sorry.

  • Pewds: Stop spitting on Jack! He's innocent!

  • Jack: I don't have a shovel.

  • Jack: Did you put one in a hole?

  • Pewds: Yeah of course.

  • Jack: Oh, you're on you're on this now. that's easier. Yes.

  • Pewds: Stay in the hole! x2

  • J: You don't need a dad. P: We're your new papi.

  • P: AY! J: sorry

  • Jack: Oh come on! It's not fast enough at digging!

  • Use your tiny hands!

  • P: Why- it's too fast. He can't be stopped.

  • J: There we go. There we go. Push him in-- push him in. Go in.

  • P: Oh my god. You pushed him out.

  • J: I did not. I did nawwt. (The Room reference)

  • P: I think they will despawn, just so we're clear that-

  • Jack: No, no, this is gonna work. Perfect

  • Pewds: Stay in the hole. We'll find you guys.

  • Jack: It's because we care.

  • Pewds: I put a lid just to make sure it's safe.

  • Jack: Okay, and I give sacrifice.

  • Pewds: To Water Sheep?

  • Jack: No, to Golden Alpaca.

  • P: My inventory is full!

  • It's a mess.

  • J: Really? I have like 5 things.

  • P: Can I give you some? J: Yeah, please P: here's a gold nugget.

  • J: Where did you get all this? P: And wheat seeds... Redstone

  • J: Can you give me food? That would be great. Aaawesome...

  • *chuckles* That'll be so cool if you- -I'm so sick- Alright I have food.

  • *Jack Laughs* -and mutton.

  • God Lord, you're like a McDonald's.

  • I'll take it.

  • McDonalds has mutton apparently. I want a pet dolphin in my game. -God me too!

  • -Why can you not? -Bullcrap. J: I don't know.

  • I trapped one before- - P: *Gasp* Flower biome! -Is that special?

  • -No, never mind, it's not it's regular. -Cause I have a flower.

  • Island in my game. Is that special? Am I special? -Yeah. Yeah you're special.

  • J: OHHH MYY GODDDD!!!

  • P: Did we just emigrate to new world because I feel like that's what we did. Even though it's equally bad.

  • J: Pretty much. We left Scandinavia. We need new accents.

  • Felix: ehh

  • J:I kill you with diamond pickaxe! P:[Russian accent] We went to Russia. It is very epic.

  • -"Riasha". -"Riasha".

  • J: Oh my god kill skeleton skeleton too scary. I don't like him P: Skeleton too bony.

  • P: Everyone my family because we don't feed. J: Okay. No go back. This is way worse.

  • *Laughing*

  • F go back.

  • Sheep!! Sheep!

  • Wait, why is it long string in the sky? What is that? Oh, it hasn't loaded yet. -Wow, look at that epic mountain!

  • It looked really cool, dude. I don't like this. Do you like this?

  • No, I don't like anything of what we're doing. *laughs* We're not doing anything.

  • I'm trying to figure out. Oh, let's go to spruce place. I like the Spruce place.

  • We could have had like seven storey house by now. -Witch!

  • P: Kill the witch!

  • P: OH Help me please. J: They'll put a spell on you. I don't even know where you are.

  • Please help.

  • I'm about to die.

  • I heard that. Please help. I'm coming. Please help.

  • My sword went out. -I only have is a pickaxe. -Wait I have an axe.

  • I'm gonna die. I'm gonna die. -No

  • I'm dead I'm gonna die. I'm serious. You're not! I have one health.

  • You're not gonna die. The witch is dead. -We need to sleep

  • Otherwise, we won't respawn. -SLEEP.

  • Oh my god, you have arrows everywhere.

  • Oh my god! I'm about to die.

  • I saved you though! You did bro. Thanks, bro. No problem bro. Three hours too late.

  • Cringe. (three hours later.) Okay, we should sleep- (Enderman!)

  • J: Oh God, there's creepers(aw man) everywhere.

  • P: Umm... Okay, wait.

  • I don't- should we go back? What do we do? (I don't know keep pushing forward.) Okay, let's go to the spruce.

  • Okay, I'm there. I have diamond pickaxe. I really don't want to lose this. -we have to kill sheep if you see.

  • J: OH OH OH!

  • We need to sleep Jack. We need to sleep.

  • I know but we need to-

  • Oh there's a village here. We can sleep in the village. Hurry. Follow me. (Sweet Oh God wait-) There's wolfies.

  • Woah- tiny doggos! -Okay, watch out for berries,

  • they hurt. They sting. They sting like tears from your eyes. -Oh god, you have special technique of jumping?

  • J: I didn't know that makes you go faster. P: Oh my God, noob.

  • AAH NO I DIED! GET MY PICKAXE! (NOOO) It's right out side of the door.

  • NOOOOO WHYYY? -GET MY PICKAXE AND SLEEP!

  • I got it! get my pickaxe and sleep.

  • Okay, (Oh God wait where the hell do I respawn, ) I told you bro we were supposed to sleep you died outside.

  • Oooh no I'm in the original place...

  • *Dying scream*

  • Wait, I have to sleep I have to sleep otherwise bad. Wait, do we have to sleep at the same time?

  • Three two one sleep. There's no beds

  • I'm sleeping. (There's no beds!!) I'm sleeping. (Ooh, I found diamond.) I can't sleep!

  • -Wait wait wait, it's not bad- -The whole series is me dying.

  • I have a diamond bro!

  • Three diamonds (cool.) Cool! Now sleep. Okay. One second. (That's awesome!)

  • Sleep is the safest. -So happy for you.

  • There's no b- *gasp*

  • There is frickin black panthers bro. You're missing out bro. Okay. Wait, I-

  • I will sleep in that I will dream of you and maybe that will make you teleport.

  • What do you think? (I will teleport to you?)

  • If I if I sleep okay, I'm sleeping. I'm dreaming up Jack.

  • Dream of Jack. Dream of dream oceans.

  • Oh look good morning top of morning! Top of morning. Okay - 727

  • *chuckles*

  • -2000.

  • I'll make a boat.

  • Are you actually gonna walk? No, I'm gonna sail. I'm not walking all of this. I respect,

  • I respect- there's gold. You need to stop dying.

  • J: I do need food though.

  • J: I wanna make bread!

  • P: Ow.

  • J: Yeah, I can't make bread.

  • P: I think this is a cool place. I like this place. J: Yeah, it's awesome. P: Yeah, it's so cool

  • I mean, I can come back if you want.

  • Jack you're not gonna believe what I just found (What?) Not one not two,

  • Seven (Hundred.) potatoes.

  • J: *Gasp* Oh my god it was so worth it! P: You better come here. You better come here straight away.

  • J: This is why I made the sacrifice.

  • J: Um.

  • P: That's why I thought we could emigrate to new planet. Just like Elon Musk.

  • J: It's good when you plan it.

  • P: Yeah, Mars, it's like hey Mars. Hello? Hello Mars. It is me.

  • J: Hello, it's me.

  • P: Hello it is me, Elon Musk. Hello.

  • J: Elon Merusk.

  • P: Elon Merusk. *Laughing*

  • J: Elon Meursk a bloo bloo.

  • J: Okay, wait, what's your coordinates?

  • P: Oh I see okay.

  • -729

  • J: It's not THAT far.

  • P: No, no, it isn't.

  • J: I've gone further.

  • Maybe I'll just go through the nether and dying lava five times again. P: Oh my god.

  • See it's funny because I could joke about it now.

  • *Laughing*

  • Not that it hasn't happened.

  • J: I did the exact same thing in my own playthrough again.

  • Whoa, there's armor racks..

  • I went into the nether and forgot.

  • Sorry, tell me.

  • J: I went into the nether and forgot flint and steel so I had to use a ghast. -No!

  • And then he disrupted the lava and I died.

  • P: Oh my god.

  • J: I have a problem.

  • Jack, you keep dying!

  • I know! I'm horrible!

  • You're gonna love this. I built like one two, three, four, five. Six houses.

  • Wow. Yeah. It's great.

  • Built or stole?

  • Does it matter?

  • Stealing them is better.

  • Okay, stole. I stole.

  • Awesome.

  • I love stealing people's houses jumping in stealing all their stuff sleeping in their beds.

  • I like how I was so amazed by our place the first time and then I was like, oh, but there's nothing else here...

  • I like the spruce area though. It reminds me of the fjords.

  • J: The fjords back in Bjork?

  • P: Yah, you're kirik

  • They say they say you Bjerke enough time. You become a Bjerke.

  • J: Say once you Bjork you never go.

  • P: Yeah.

  • The way you speak, Jack, the words..

  • Reminds you of the motherland?

  • P: Reminds me of my mother.

  • Aw, that's nice.

  • My mother's land.

  • I'll make sure that...

  • If I ever meet her I'll talk like this to her.

  • [Russian accents]OH! Hello.

  • P: Hello, do you understand?

  • Felix meom?

  • *Laughing*

  • P: Felix mama.

  • J: Okay. It's so good to meet!

  • J: He's big bouncy baby. He's

  • You'll meet her at the wedding.

  • J: Oh, right.

  • I wanna do that.

  • I'm gonna give a speech.

  • P: Skeetch!

  • P: Speech speech. Hello Swedish. I speak like this. So you understand me.

  • J: Water Sheep Water Sheep.

  • *Laughing*

  • Don't even know what half of the stuff from your series is. I haven't watched the episodes. I just keep getting secondhand knowledge from everybody.

  • It's literally just, ah, Water Sheep.

  • J: That still doesn't explain anything you say that like it's a normal thing in the game.

  • P: What do you mean? Sheep sheep.

  • J: Is this a sheep that's in the water?

  • P: Don't make me talk about it. It's too painful.

  • J: Okay, I get it. Sorry.

  • P: You lose enough Water Sheeps. I break any man. I'm not scared of no, man, but that Water Shee p..

  • J: It frightens me.

  • Okay.

  • I'm at 700 700.

  • P: Damn, bro. No, -2000 -700.

  • Oh, yeah - - I love this area. We should fence this city so we can protect and sleep.

  • J: That is what vikings did!