字幕表 動画を再生する 英語字幕をプリント Good evening. On top of the morning to you, laddies. I am Jack's Septic. I I have scary games. You want scary games, right? You want them deep down, dark in your soul. All you have to do is repeat after me, put your right hand in the air and say I videogame watcher of the Jacks up the guy variety channel promise to not get scared. This video, Let's do it. This'll was hold Don't trust. Um so I don't know if it's telling me not to trust the game or not to trust me. Trust what's happening in the game. Don't trust the game. Okay? I will not trust a single thing in this game. Sets welcome. After finishing a task, remember to return into a starting point in order to receive next quest. Good luck. Eat a cookie located in the kitchen. Okay, man, this looks great. What's up? Life begins after coffee. Oh, don't I know it. Ah, cup of the good old dirty beans. I was drinking my coffee this morning and everyone was looking at me weird out the window. I have no idea why I got you all your classics. Your Iron man's your man spiders and your American captain's. Okay, I'm more of a man spider myself. But to each their own What's going on in this house? Is this a scary game? Is this a spook? Okay, put the phone away. Is it a phone in Milwaukee talking? I don't know. OK, it closed through me. All right. No time to be getting scared just yet. Stick the phone to your face and you'll be fine. You can't get scared if you can't see anything. Why is there a knife? Should he eat the knife? Okay. Close that. Can't close that. Oh, tonight. God damn it. Okay, eat the cookie. No, no, no. I'll take the knife with me. It's easier to defend myself like this. I can't see where I'm going. I just have a knife right in front of me. And if I walk into you and it stabs you, then that's really your fault. Okay? Damn it. Damn it! Congratulations. You receive 100 points of experience. Put toys into the toybox. Okay. Who is talking to me? Wait. Work. Oh, is that it? That it bleeding your tests? You will not level up. Turn on the TV I don't know what's happening back. Oi, Jesus. Please help me. Where is the TV? Okay, the knife down here. There you go. That's for you. And I'll sit here. Is cozy is comfy. Nice. You are very obedient because I have a knife. Every player need a good weapon, but a kitchen knife into the toybox. Oh, I knew it. I was destined for this. This is the toy box. Uh, okay. Pathetic. I did not expect from you to be such a new How dare you call me a new? My dad was a new and he fought for this country. It is so quiet in here. Music perfectly intensifies the experience. Turn on the radio. Okay, Is the radio and here in a different room. I see no radio so far. I'm not. Trust me. I'm not trust you out there. I live in their fucking Himalayas for the desert one or the other, but this does put a smile on my face. Okay. Radios on this really does intensify the situation. You're right. I'll shit my phone battery died. There is no turning back. Um what? Okay. White noise abound from Oh, from Mama. Where are you. I'm really worried. People say that a boy carrying a toy box was seen near the river. Please answer me, Mama, but I know it is not me. Does the demon wait Progress? I think I broke it right at 69. Nice. Is it seriously broken? Oh, God. I restarted it. Ah, Now I'll do it right, Because this is the toy box here. What? Toys in toy box. Good. Congratulations. You leveled up. Hell, yeah. Turn on the TV. You got you Also. I keep the same experience from last year. The same battery presented from last night. All right, Now, you already put a knife in the thing. Right? Okay, You got it. Come on, knife E. Our journey begins. It is a good place for this knife. Don't forget about it. All right? Music time. We get to hear tha knows. Again. Excellent. Okay. There's no turning back. All right. Here we go again. Maybe this time my toy box is gone. Okay? Can I go out this way this time? Nice. All right. Do not worry, Mama. Is it frozen again? I'm not supposed to happen after this weight. That might actually be the end of the game cause it's cold. Do not trust the game. So maybe if I don't trust it. And maybe if I do everything contradictory or failed some other tasks I don't know, eat a cookie in the kitchen. Well, I can't not do that. I have to progress it somehow. There's something else you can eat. Eat fruits, eat a cactus plant bark. I ate the cookie. Okay. I leveled up. Put toys in the toy box. No, I don't want to. I'm being a disobedient child. You like that without completing your tasks? You will not level up. Turn on the TV. No. Or my toy box is gone. Interesting. A pretty figure out how I can progress this stuff without actually doing any of the tests. Oh, my toy box is here. I'ma put the knife somewhere else later. Turning off the TV Ignorance is always undesirable. Every player needs a good weapon. Put the knife in the box. Nope. I'm a Take the knife and shove it up your butt. I'm bringing it back here. Pathetic. Did not expect you to be such a nuke. So quite, perfectly intense. Face, turn on the radio. Okay, So if I turn off the radio? Is that good? Don't you turn on. Anyway. Reality is often disappointing. No, Shut up. I don't want music. It's late. You better go back to bed before I get back. I hope you're having fun when I was out. Love you, Mom. Oh, is that it? Oh, man, I was expecting so much more from this. I thought something with this kind of title would get, like, really creepy really quickly. Who was talking to me? Why were they talking to me and how were they talking to me? I like the idea behind this. I really wanted it to get really scary because I like that. I like it throwing it. It's on its head, almost kind of like a Stanley parable sort of thing where you're going along normally and then everything takes a left turn or I could have some choice in it. It was It seems like it was either all or nothing. I know I've shut all of my eyes, have it gets scary having get spooky, have the game suddenly turned on me. That shit is interesting. This has some good ideas, though. I just wish it was Maur. Oh, but dear viewer were not done just yet. The spooks and the scares continue. Abound. Hold on a second. Hold on a second. Hello? Yes, there. Right here. It's for you. It's someone telling me that there's more space. This game is called the mortuary assistant. Reminds me of that movie. The autopsy of someone high Valerie's Raymond. I know it's late, and I'm really sorry, but I have a huge favor to ask you. All right? Everybody loves Raymond and late pick up over at Sacred Waters. And I just started the embalming maybe 20 minutes ago, but I have a family emergency I need to leave the office for Would be able to come in and finish it up. Sure were I mean, sure, but I haven't done one alone yet. Are you sure that it be okay? You're doing a great job and I leave a check this for you. Just in case. I took care of some of the prep work already really appreciated. I have to do an autopsy on my own. I don't want to do that. Great. Thank you so much. I'll see you tomorrow. What is the name of that movie. Autopsy of Victor Amelia. The autopsy of Jane Doe. Really great horror movie. You should watch it. I enjoyed it quite a bit. Darkness. I really should not have done that. I couldn't see what this which was again. Rightness. All right. I've already checked vitals, bathed the body and set the face. I wish someone would set my face. Do you know what you're doing right now? But just in case here is a list. Where A coach and gloves. Damn it, My naked again. I didn't bring the tools out yet, so bring tubing, syringes, scalpel and tro cars sighted. Okay, None of that stuff is here, so I'm just heading. D'oh! Oh, okay. This is not going to go well for me. I can already tell. Okay, I got my little glove. Ease on.