字幕表 動画を再生する 英語字幕をプリント All right. Thank you. Hello. It's my second time on the show around. First time must have been okay, but they say during the summer that drinks are ice cold. I hope not, because that means that would be impossible to drink because they would be solid. Here's a Here's a beer major size cold. Damn it. I guess I can lick it. I read that. Ah, last year, M TV's real world got 40,000 applications. That's amazing, man. Such a even number, Do you think will be 40,000 and eight, maybe. Yeah, I got a lamp in my hotel room and has a three way life all But if you don't know what light bulbs a three way light ball that messes with your head because you go to turn it off and it just gets brighter. Damn it, Light bulb. That's the exact opposite of what I want you to do. When you turn it again against brother once more, I will break you. Uh, that's the only reason I had this thing out here. Yeah, I saw a commercial. I said, forget everything you know about slip covers. So I did. And it was a load off my mind when it comes to try to sell slipcovers, but I don't know what the hell they were. Now there's a hippopotamus, a hippopotamus or a really cool apart. Amiss. I wanna rob a bank with a BB gun. Give me all your money or I will give you a dimple. I'll be rich. You will be cute. I got a belt on that's holds up. My pants and my pants have belt loops. I hold up my belt. What they're really what the hell is really going on down there? Who is the real hero, huh? Now, if I was a drummer and I accidentally grabbed that because you're a drummer and accidentally grabbed two magic wands instead of drumsticks pounding out the beat. Next thing you know, your bass player turns into a can of soup. Okay, we take that joke out. Can we edit it? I love cottage cheese. That's why I want try other dwelling cheeses, too. I want a studio, apartment keys, maybe big blue cheese or, if I'm feeling adventurous, mobile home team Tony Mobile hoagies during a tornado, it would be devastating. Dr. Scholl makes foot products, and he's a doctor. Which means you went to school for a long time. But it doesn't take a lot to figure out that stepping on a cushion will be more comfortable. That dude wasted lots of time at school. I bought that from a Mr Soll. I always say, made for heat. A cologne? That still smells good. I hate to sleep because I know I like to sleep. I hate to dream because dreaming takes energy. It takes work. Sleeping is supposed to be relaxing affair. I lay down a better feels great. Next thing you know, I have to build a go kart with my ex landlord. If you can't sleep, count sheep don't count endangered animals. You will run out. I bought a donor and they gave me a receipt for the doughnut. I don't need to receive for a donor. I'll just give you the money. Then you give me the donut and a transaction. We don't need to bring ink and paper into this. I just can't imagine a scenario where I had to prove that I bought a donut. Some skeptical friend. Don't even act like I didn't get that donut. I got the documentation right here. I saw this lady on TV. She was born without arms. She was born with her hands attached to her shoulders. And that was sad. But then they said Lola does not know the meaning of the word Can't. And that, to me, was actually kind of worse in a way. Now we just have arms. But she doesn't understand simple contractions. Thank you.