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  • - [Trevor] Are you a busy person who's always on the go?

  • This next podcast is for you.

  • No bull, no filler,

  • just news and analysis that's straight to the point.

  • No beating around the bush, no wasting your time,

  • no repetition.

  • We know you're a busy person who's always on the go.

  • This next podcast is for you.

  • Buckle your seat belts.

  • Desi Lydic and Michael Kosta present, Podcast Today.

  • (upbeat music)

  • - [Michael] Hello, and welcome to Podcast Today,

  • where we cut through the noise and bring you real talk

  • about what's happening today.

  • - [Desi] I'm Desi Lydic.

  • - [Michael] I'm Michael Kosta.

  • - [Desi] Before we get to today's episode,

  • some quick housekeeping.

  • Thursday's pod will be released at 6 p.m.

  • instead of 1 p.m. because I have to take my dog

  • to the dentist.

  • - [Michael] Also a little more housekeeping,

  • Friday's show is a listener mailbag.

  • Send those questions to podtodayletters@mindspring.emai.

  • - [Desi] One last bit of housekeeping,

  • Thursday's pod will be at 1 p.m. again,

  • my dog no longer has a cavity.

  • - [Michael] Oh, terrific.

  • - [Desi] Turns out my dog didn't have a cavity,

  • he just ate a Sharpie.

  • - [Michael] We should also mention tickets are now on sale

  • to our live shows in Oklahoma City,

  • Minneapolis and Hartford.

  • - [Desi] Right, use code I'm with podcasts or--

  • - [Michael] San Antonio, Jacksonville, Biloxi, Philadelphia.

  • - [Desi] Right, and you can use code--

  • - [Michael] Detroit, Miami, Green Bay, Providence, Atlanta.

  • Chesapeake, Fresno, Norfolk and Boise.

  • - [Desi] Is that all?

  • Can I announce a code now?

  • - [Michael] Go for it.

  • - [Desi] Use code, I'm with podcast--

  • - [Michael] Indianapolis, St. Louis and Providence,

  • we'll see you soon.

  • - [Desi] Use code, I'm with podcast for two percent off

  • early bird tickets.

  • - [Michael] I forgot to mention Branson, Missouri.

  • We're also going to be in Branson, Missouri.

  • (upbeat music)

  • - [Desi] Hey, just a reminder that

  • you should follow @podcasttoday on Twitter.

  • - [Michael] Instagram, LinkedIn, Facebook--

  • - [Desi] TikTok--

  • - [Michael] Pinterest--

  • - [Desi] MySpace--

  • - [Michael] AdultFriendFinder--

  • - [Desi] And of course, the weightlifting forums.

  • (upbeat music)

  • - [Michael] This episode of podcast today

  • is brought to you by Shrimp Fix.

  • - [Desi] Every week, Shrimp Fix sends you a 24 pound

  • box of delicious Gulf shrimp.

  • - [Michael] Are you tired of walking down the sidewalk

  • with a big net full of shrimp?

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  • It's shrimp delivered straight to your front door.

  • - [Desi] Knock, knock.

  • Who's there?

  • Look on your doorstep.

  • It's a big box of shrimp.

  • - [Michael] Are you still going to the grocery store

  • to buy shrimp?

  • What are you Amish?

  • - [Desi] Log on to shrimpfix.com/podcasttoday

  • and your first order will come

  • with a free bucket of tartar sauce.

  • (upbeat music)

  • - [Michael] Before we get started,

  • we have an exciting announcement about a new partnership.

  • - [Desi] Podcast Today is teaming up with the good folks

  • at votesbank.org for a great project.

  • Here's the deal, ahead of the election, votesbank.org

  • and Podcast Today are going to make polling sites

  • brand spanking new.

  • - [Michael] That's right Desi, we're going to renovate

  • and de-vermin church basements, school gyms,

  • abandoned circuit cities,

  • anywhere votes are going to be cast.

  • - [Desi] No more polling places will be closed

  • because of raccoon infestations, unlike the last time.

  • - [Michael] All you have to do to participate

  • is go to votesbank.org, sign up, give them your name,

  • email address, birth date, home address,

  • work address, income level.

  • - [Desi] You just show up in some loose fitting clothes

  • preferably all black, bring some work gloves, a ski mask

  • and 20 feet of nautical grade rope and you're all set.

  • - [Michael] Let's spank this election, flat palms,

  • big wind up, firm contact.

  • - [Desi] Votesbank.org.

  • Together we can make democracy brand spanking new.

  • (upbeat music)

  • - [Michael] You know, I think it's time to

  • introduce our guest, Desi.

  • - [Desi] Yeah, that's right.

  • He's a correspondent for The Daily Show

  • with Trevor Noah, Jaboukie Young-White.

  • - [Jaboukie] Thanks so much for having me.

  • You know, the studio is a lot smaller

  • than I thought it would be.

  • (group laughing)

  • - [Desi] Now Jaboukie, before we talk shop,

  • you have a book to promote?

  • - [Jaboukie] Yes, well it's actually more

  • like a Twitter account.

  • It's my Twitter account @Jaboukie.

  • - [Michael] Cool and where can our listeners

  • find your Twitter account?

  • - [Jaboukie] On Twitter.

  • - [Michael] Fantastic, I can't wait to read it, Desi.

  • - [Desi] Before we get to Jaboukie,

  • we just have a little more housekeeping.

  • Podcast Today is looking for new theme music.

  • - [Michael] So if you're an amateur composer

  • and you want to compose our theme song for free,

  • you can submit your compositions

  • at podcasttodaymusic@prodigy.net.

  • - [Desi] Just a few guidelines.

  • Your theme song has to be original.

  • - [Michael] It has to be less than 30 seconds.

  • - [Desi] It has to be funky.

  • - [Michael] It must include a flute.

  • - [Desi] There can't be any screams in the background.

  • - [Michael] And it must be in a frequency

  • that sends marine life into a frenzy.

  • - [Desi] Lyrics cannot include slurs

  • against Macedonians or Turks.

  • - [Michael] But they must include at least two references

  • to Sigourney Weaver.

  • - [Desi] Get those submissions in guys,

  • can't wait to hear them.

  • - [Michael] Okay, we want to remind our listeners

  • to check out our sister pod, Podcast Today this week.

  • - [Desi] This week on Podcast Today,

  • this week will have some amazing guests,

  • including Montana Governor

  • and former presidential candidate Steve Bullock.

  • - [Michael] Is he related to Sandra Bullock?

  • - [Desi] That's what we're going to find out, tune in.

  • - [Michael] You know what I was thinking?

  • If Sandra Bullock were the first lady, she'd turn

  • the White House into The Lake House, you know I'm saying?

  • - [Desi] I don't think I do.

  • - [Jaboukie] Yeah, what does that mean?

  • - [Michael] You know, The Lake House.

  • 2006?

  • Keanu Reeves and Sandra Bullock exchange love letters

  • through a mysterious time space portal

  • inside of a lake house's mailbox?

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  • Claire Space because Claire Danes is a national treasure.

  • - [Jaboukie] Kosta, you use Claire space right?

  • - [Michael] I actually use Claire Space

  • to build my internet tribute to Brokedown Palace.

  • - [Desi] Claire Space.

  • If you make a website about Jennifer Love Hewitt,

  • you're gonna get malware.

  • - [Michael] And now it's time to get to the point.

  • (upbeat music)

  • As always, Get To The Point is sponsored by

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  • Henry's Rusty Shave Club was started by two college

  • roommates who hated shaving with high priced razors

  • so they decided to do something about it.

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  • Shouldn't your shave be to?

  • - [Desi] That ad for Henry's Rusty Shave Club

  • is sponsored by Buck Banger.

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  • Kosta, you use Buck Banger this week?

  • - [Michael] I sure did.

  • So Monday I went to the movies with my buddy.

  • We saw Aladdin again.

  • - [Desi] Oh you love a rapping Genie.

  • - [Michael] I can't help it.

  • Anyway, we get the tickets.

  • We see the movie.

  • It's magical.

  • And on the way out of the parking lot,

  • I run over a rare bird.

  • - [Desi] Oh, a rare bird?

  • - [Michael] Yeah, an ivory billed woodpecker.

  • Crazy endangered, huge fines for turning it

  • into a road pancake.

  • So naturally, I opened my wallet to buy

  • the silence of all the witnesses.

  • But uh oh, I spent my last Jackson on Mr. Will Smith's

  • heartwarming and humorous Tour de Force.

  • So what do I do?

  • I open the Buck Banger app, send $50 bribes to everyone

  • who saw me do it.

  • And I'm home by dinnertime googling

  • when is Aladdin Two coming out?

  • By the way, the answer?

  • Not soon enough.

  • - [Desi] Uh, Kosta?

  • You just confessed to a crime.

  • - [Michael] What?

  • The crime of loving Aladdin?

  • If that's a crime, then lock me up in solitary confinement,

  • preferably with a blu-ray of Will Smith's Aladdin,

  • Buck Banger, the easiest way to send money.

  • (upbeat music)

  • - [Desi] All right, let's get to the point.

  • - [Michael] But before we do we need to address something

  • we said on Monday's show.

  • Let's take a listen.

  • (upbeat music)

  • - [Desi] It's Monday and before we get started,

  • we have some housekeeping.

  • - [Michael] Right, Tuesday's show will be pushed back

  • to 3 p.m. instead of 1 p.m.

  • - [Desi] I have to be home at 1 p.m.

  • to get my latest shipment from Shrimp Fix.

  • - [Michael] Hey, um, is it bad that,

  • if hypothetically a dog eats a Sharpie?

  • - [Desi] Just some housekeeping on that bit of housekeeping.

  • Tuesday's show was actually released at 3.30 p.m.

  • instead of 3 p.m.

  • - [Michael] Instead of 1 p.m.

  • - [Desi] Because we had more housekeeping

  • than we anticipated.

  • - [Michael] And just a bit more housekeeping.

  • We are aiming to have less housekeeping going forward.

  • - [Desi] That's right.

  • Fewer house housekeeping.

  • - [Michael] Fewer housekeepings.

  • - [Jaboukie] Guys by the way,

  • it's actually houses keeping like attorney's general