字幕表 動画を再生する 英語字幕をプリント - Mmh, oh ya that's a very good sharped glasse -Shut up ! You may have killed me in food battle 2010,but my pink frosted sprinkled donut's gonna kick your stupid ass this year ! Oh yeah ? Well me and my new favorite food the rainbow lollipop can do way more everyday tasks than your pink sprinkly turd ! Bring it on, douche pickle ! How about this skate board ? Alright lollipop, let's do this ! Alright donut,let's shred some killer half-pipes ! Let's do... Deodorant ! Your mum could have used some deodorant last night ! Is that lollipop deodorant ? Yeah... ALRIGHT ! Smells like victory ! Is that donut deodorant ? It sure is ! Let's do... The skissors ! What ? The skissors ! You means skissors ! Yeah let's do it ! Come on donut ! Make me a sweet paper snow flake ! Alright lollipop, let's cut something pretty ! - Let's do a GPS ! - ...Gps ? Oh green pube socks ?! - No you idiot, GPS ! - Ok so what the hell is GPS for ? I don't know, it's just a cool combination of letters that don't mean anything ! Like USA ! Alright lollipop, tell me how to get to my secret class... that's totally not ballet ! Hey, hurry up there's a wall up ahead ! Just tell me when to turn GOD DAM... Alright donut, take me to the grand canyon ! Did you say : Gary Coleman ? Grand Canyon ! - Turn right. Now. - Ok ! It worked ! How about : Let's do .... Oh, a blow up doll ! Just... Just kiding you perv ! Let's do a time travel device ! I know you can do it donut ! Holy free holy it worked ! Alright let's do this ! UNICORN POWER ! Woah, i'm in 2006 ! I love you. Dude, don't do it ! No ! How about a magic wand ! Alright donut, corret my bad vision ! My ovary ! Alright you long sugary stick of goodness, turn this stapler into a hot chick ! No ! I said a hot chick ! That's better ! Let's do a gun ! - Fine ! Let's have a duel ! - Ok... You know only one of us is leaving here alive. Let's do this ! DRAW ! You're such an idiot ! It doesn't matter who wins the most matches in Food battle ! It's about who survives 'till the end ! And it looks like you're gonna die ! You see, when you weren't looking, I poured extremely poisonous vin all over your stupid lollipop ! Take that Anthony you son of a bitch ! Sorry Anthony, but only loosers play by the rules ! You think i haven't learned anything from the past six years of Food Battle ? I knew you were gonna sabotage my food ! So I hid your donut underneath the fake lollipop ! Oh yeah, and I hid a bowin arrow inside my real lollipop. So not only you're gonna die from that poison. But I'm also gonna shoot you with this arrow ! - BUT WAIT ! - DIE !! How can you win Food Battle if no one can announce it ? What the hell man ! ... Oh god no ! Just say i've won Food battle ! Just say it ! Anthony ! You just... JUST SAY IT GOD DAMMIT ! Food Battle... An..An thony.. Ian ! Ian ! You've just been transported in some place like purgatory.. Or a rip-off from that one scene in the last Harry Potter movie ! - What are you gonna do now ?! - I'm gonna go FLY ! 'Wanna come ? F*UCK YEAH ! HeyHeyHey there kids, it's barney ! To see bloopers from this video and a deleted battle, click the link in the desctiption below ! And don't forget to check out the new sexy Food Battle shirt ! So basically if you don't click the link below right now, i'll jump out of your closet and stabe you in your d*ck !