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  • every.

  • Yes, top of the morning to you.

  • Oh, yes.

  • Welcome to my humble abode with me, myself and I.

  • How are you doing?

  • Jets?

  • Very good.

  • Acey.

  • Yes.

  • Oh, Chamblee.

  • Welcome.

  • Untitled goose game by house House.

  • I've been really scared about this game for, like, two years.

  • I've seen it at Pax years ago.

  • Brush my teeth with my finger.

  • I've been really excited about this game.

  • It looks absolutely bonkers.

  • It looks so silly.

  • You control a goose and you go around terrorizing people.

  • What else do you want out of a video game?

  • I don't know what else I want out of a video game except fun.

  • Joy.

  • Laughter.

  • It's loading something.

  • Express space.

  • The young or your cook.

  • Hello?

  • Hey.

  • Yes, We got the animations were actually really good.

  • Double click or click to move.

  • Oh, Okay.

  • Well, I don't need this.

  • Then get out of here, you smelly controller, thinking it owns Earth.

  • Yu Kyung, Who builds what?

  • The boats.

  • This is my plan.

  • Double take to run.

  • Oh, yes.

  • You're gonna get messed up by a goose.

  • It's ridiculous.

  • I love it.

  • Uh, I haven't even ever gonna begins geese before I'm Irish.

  • So why Life is just running around all over the place anyway.

  • Boy, when you go out into the light it and you see a ghost out there, they'll young the ankles off your bro.

  • Oh, yes.

  • Eat boot.

  • These boots are made for walking, and I made for boot bent down to pick things up off the ground.

  • Oh, yes, I can.

  • And the coolest goose around.

  • My fault.

  • Yes.

  • What bowl?

  • Okay, delightful.

  • I love this.

  • Who out there is not smiling right now?

  • There's no way you're watching this video and you're not smiling because this is delightful.

  • This is peak Gaming is exactly what video games are about.

  • How do I throw?

  • Oh, I don't Hello.

  • Can I?

  • You can hide away.

  • 00 yeah.

  • Good.

  • Jeez, I'm a goose on a mission.

  • I'm going to destroy the world Extra.

  • Spread your wings.

  • Oh, things delightful.

  • I actually feel like who's out there from house?

  • I was just sat down and was like, You know what?

  • You know what America needs?

  • Geese, mate.

  • This don't get me wrong.

  • I am absolutely thrilled that you did.

  • But the fact that you made a whole game about geese It was just amazing.

  • Can it fly?

  • Geese can fly south for the winter.

  • Maybe that's the whole point of this game.

  • Maybe it's like journey, maybe like a salmon swimming upstream.

  • Maybe I'm a goose trying to make it south for the winter.

  • So I don't die.

  • Was Mr Being here having a picnic I found?

  • Have you ever seen that absolute, Mr Bean?

  • It's amazing.

  • Sandwich.

  • I have sandwich.

  • Now, this is my sandwich, but of the rest of you can have my sandwich.

  • This is my sandwich.

  • Hello, young am.

  • Goose can kill.

  • Kill.

  • Oh, soggy, wet sandwiches.

  • No one likes him.

  • Take that.

  • Deeds have been fired.

  • Two oppressed over the years.

  • It's time to fight back.

  • Geese, Brothers.

  • I just ruined your whole day.

  • I think is funny.

  • God.

  • Okay.

  • Can we move along?

  • Can I just Oh, man, Don't have been epic.

  • We could move the long.

  • Do some yard work, actually do some chores.

  • Presstop dizzy Your to do list?

  • What do I have to do?

  • Get into the garden.

  • Get the groundskeeper Went Stand the groundskeepers keys.

  • I'm an asshole.

  • We knew that already.

  • I'm a goose.

  • Ah, yes.

  • Let's zoom in O Yes!

  • Yes!

  • Oh, Chaos comes in goose form.

  • You're thought that the apocalypse is going to come.

  • We're like Satan.

  • Rain fire down from Is there a fire down from anything?

  • He say he rains fire from the ground.

  • You all thought that that was gonna be how how the apocalypse came about, but no goose apocalypse.

  • Okay?

  • I can't go that way.

  • Well, I could if I just flap hard enough.

  • Look, Fleming, Flap, flap your wings.

  • Oh, do you think if I got two of these and a flat hard enough, I could take off?

  • Go back to Ireland?

  • Hello?

  • Killed?

  • I'm Goose.

  • Okay.

  • Hi.

  • Right.

  • But that's Mike.

  • Get given here.

  • But he's got keys from why he's come here.

  • You have a second groundskeeper.

  • He's like, What the hell is wrong with that goose?

  • Okay.

  • I mean, Packer voice.

  • I have to get the groundskeeper wet.

  • How do I make him wait?

  • Do I have to start taking off my feathers?

  • Uh huh.

  • Look at me.

  • I'm ruining it.

  • I'm running into you like this.

  • I'm ruining everything.

  • I need to do something here.

  • I need to be able to get him over here and then I could get away with things.

  • Okay.

  • You need to trouble.

  • I get the troll.

  • My troll.

  • Maybe I could just be helpful.

  • Here you go.

  • It's gonna be a helpful goose.

  • I want to follow you around.

  • Can you be my friend?

  • I have no friends on Mikey's friends.

  • Left south for the winter, But I can't fly.

  • See?

  • No working Cam Goose.

  • No kidding.

  • Give me, Uh, don't hit me.

  • Jeez.

  • Got your boots, bitch.

  • They're my boots now.

  • They love me.

  • Put his boots hearing.

  • Maybe that'll make him see the errors of his ways to pick up anything here.

  • Who?

  • Time to replant?

  • No, he needs watering.

  • Can my water again?

  • Best goose like this?

  • Yeah, Yeah, yeah, yeah.

  • Okay.

  • It's going right here.

  • I have a plan.

  • I have a dastardly goose plan.

  • Oh, my God.

  • Can you not?

  • Doesn't turn very well.

  • He's a goose, but he controls the Ford Focus.

  • All right, come on.

  • My evil goose plan kicking into fruition.

  • Yes, yes, yes!

  • No.

  • Get the jacket.

  • Roots.

  • I used to get closer, though.

  • I I got away now.

  • You're gonna get Maki.

  • No, damn it, I got him.

  • I got the keys.

  • I got the keys.

  • No, you will never take me alive.

  • What's my next to do?

  • Make the groundskeeper where his sun hat rake in the lake?

  • Well, that's easy.

  • Wait.

  • I don't actually have to do anything with keys.

  • Go!

  • Stay.

  • Wait!

  • See what told Ding it.

  • He'll kill Cam.

  • Goose doesn't jam jam sandwiches.

  • He lost the jam.

  • I know where it is.

  • You'll never find it.

  • Can kill em.

  • Goose e.

  • You don't, bro.

  • We'll be friends.

  • Hey, I'm a nice goose.

  • I do nice things for nice people, but you is an asshole.

  • Don't kill.

  • I'm Goose young lady friend.

  • I'm Secret Goose.

  • The one in the shadows.

  • The one who will strike.

  • Okay, okay.

  • I need to get away of, like, taking his hat or something.

  • I need to make it where his son.

  • Hat on.

  • I can turn up the sun unless it's like a little face to get.

  • I'm so dastardly, an evil.

  • I also need to bring his rake.

  • I need to put his rake in the lake.

  • I could do it.

  • I have the power.

  • I'm such a strong goose.

  • Later bits.

  • What?

  • Good luck breaking your leaves now.

  • now he'll never find it.

  • Oh, nibbles, ankles.

  • But I never lose ankles.

  • Come here.

  • I'm an evil goose.

  • I got your keys.

  • No, I don't have it.

  • What should I do?

  • How do I get a boost to put a hat?

  • No can do's hat.

  • That's something I should type into Google.

  • How can Goose hat No, no, I'm taking this.

  • Taking this.

  • No, no, no.

  • It's my Damn it.

  • Oh, I'll have my time in the sun.

  • Don't you worry.

  • Stealing your carrots.

  • Here we go.

  • I need some jam for my sandwiches.

  • I was needed.

  • Pumpkin, I need this.

  • This is something I need in my life.

  • Could be hurt.

  • Sneak one of these auto, but not if you're a goose looking faster when you take my wings out.

  • Give this pumpkin.

  • I want this pumpkin.

  • What I missions is to have a picnic.

  • Gonna have a delightful picnic as a goose.

  • You're all invited.

  • You can come out and hang out.

  • I'm a nice goose to the people who are nice.

  • My apple.

  • My apple earned this and I deserve this.

  • And it's mine.

  • No, I'm not.

  • I'm not doing anything.

  • What are you talking about