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We've got the Dixie Chicks.
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And Natalie, you haven't been on a date in how long?
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It'll be three years in June.
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All right.
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And have you all tried to set her up, or what's the--
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Yeah.
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What are you guys doing?
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The guys that I try to point out to her, she's like, ugh.
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You know.
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She doesn't have the same taste.
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She has a weird type.
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So let's find out what the type is.
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We're going to play Who'd You Rather.
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This might work out.
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You never know.
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All right, let's take a look at the first two men,
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and we'll say who'd you rather.
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I know the answer to that for her.
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Jake Gyllenhaal.
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Absolutely.
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All right.
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You're going to choose Jake.
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Do you know Harry, though?
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He's sweet as can be.
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I've met him.
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I've met both of them.
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They're both very sweet.
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All right.
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But you're going with Jake.
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OK.
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So it's Jake or Michael B Jordan.
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I'm going with Jake.
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All right.
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Jake.
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But can I have Michael?
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Yeah.
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You can have the leftovers, yeah.
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Jake or Drake?
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I'm going with Jake.
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All right.
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Wow.
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All right.
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Jake or John Mayer?
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Jake.
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All right.
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Jake.
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Is Jake here?
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No?
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No, they're not all waiting back to see.
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That'd be hilarious-- if they're all back they're waiting.
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They just slowly turn away and go home.
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Are you going to stick with Jake here?
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Ooh.
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Oh, suddenly.
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I see.
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It's a tough one, huh?
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It is.
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I'm going Brad Pitt.
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All right.
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The audience approves.
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OK.
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All right.
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I'm going to go Brad Pitt.
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All right.
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Ooh.
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The Bradley against the Brad.
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I'm going to go with Bradley Cooper
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because he has less children.
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All right.
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She went with him because he has less children.
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All right.
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Leo has no children.
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How about that?
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I'm going with--
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I'm not young enough or tall enough for Leo.
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I'm still going to go with Bradley.
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All right.
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Or Lenny Kravitz.
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Oh!
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Oh, man.
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I don't know if this is coincidental,
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but Lenny Kravitz--
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all through high school and college,
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I absolutely, 100% believed I was
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going to marry Lenny Kravitz.
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Like not even a joke where people were like, ha,
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ha, that's funny.
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Like, no, no, no.
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No.
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It's happening.
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You don't understand.
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So?
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I'm going with Bradley Cooper.
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Yeah.
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Well, you change as you get older.
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Exactly.
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Yeah.
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All right.
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The Weeknd or Bradley?
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I do love The Weeknd, but I'm going to go with Bradley.
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All right.
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All right, yay!
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Now, if we had Jake Gyllenhaal up there,
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would you still go with Bradley, or would
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you go back to Jake Gyllenhaal?
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If Jake Gyllenhaal-- if you had Jake Gyllenhaal
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here I would pick him.
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I see.
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All right.
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Because it wouldn't be nice to pick Bradley if Jake
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wasn't here.
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Right.
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You know, either one of these guys--
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I'm going to give them a chance.
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OK.
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All right.
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All right.
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Bradley, Jake-- would you please give her a call,
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or give us a call and we'll find her for you?
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All right.
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So we'll see what happens.
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Hopefully it works out.
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It's probably going to happen.
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You'll get married.
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Probably so.
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I want to thank Dixie Chicks.
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Reese Witherspoon.
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I'll see you tomorrow.
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Be kind to one another.
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Bye.