Analagous to their malevolent movie counterparts, the modern-day Gremlin is most often found on weekends in between the hours of 1800 and 0400. When in its passive form, the Gremlin is most often a well-intentioned and meaningful contributor to society. However, when provoked (usually by means of an ex-girlfriend or obnoxious fool at the bar), the Gremlin first becomes forlorn and introspective, then mischevious, and in some cases violent.
If you encounter a fully manifested Gremlin, you are advised to stay clear (especially when the Gremlin is in a doorway). If you feel the need to intervene, it has been said a trip to Burger King can passify the creature.
The Gremlin will return to its natural state by morning, usually feeling embarassed and apologetic.
"Ryan and Pat went so Gremlin last night. They painted Blaine's car!"
"If you don't call me back I am going to go Gremlin."
1.) Little meshevious devils that cause problems with everything around you.
2.) Little red men with horns you see when you are stoned.
3.) Imaginary little devils you can blame shit on.
1.) "BLUE SCREEN OF DEATH! Those damn gremlins are in my computer again. Where's my freakin shotgun?!"
2.) *puff puff* "Dude those gremlins on top of the TV are flippin me off! Little bastards!"
3.) Mom: "Jonny why the hell do all your socks stick together like this?"
Jonny: "I don't know, maybe the gremlins did it!"
A Gremlin is a woman who a man likes to fuck but doesn't want to go out past dark to eat with......because shes a beast to look at or emotionally unstable.
Dude I was balls deep in Nicole this afternoon, but I had to bail befor the sun went down....shes a total gremlin yo......
When your nipples harden and the outline can be seen through your shirt
It is rumored that this use was inspired by a picture of a girl who was experiencing this problem while wearing a shirt from the 1984 movie "Gremlins"
The use of this word has become popular because most people (or guys for that matter) don't know what it means, so you can say it to your friend without being so blunt as to say "I can see your nipples."
Katie! Your gremlins are showing!
The small pieces of [weed] that sometimes don't get smoked because they got stuck to the top inside edges of your [bowl].
Me: "yo don't let those Gremlins go to waste"
Qbert: "ferrrr sure dude I'll pack another bowl"
Making weird or distractive noices revolving around food.
Being generally weird and always hungry and wanting foods such as chocolate or spaghetti bolognese!
omg you are such a gremlin! don't do the gremlin noise!
Your girls fucking clingy ass best friend. Have you ever wanted to do something with your girl but her clingy ass best friend is just jealous of you, and doesn't want your girl whom is her best friend doing something because she can't so she tells her not to and your girl listens to her? That right there is being a fucking GREMLIN! GREMLINS are needy as hell and their jealousy of you grows exponentially. You're basically fucked when it comes to gremlins...there's no cure to this shit.
[Guy]: Let's do something tonight
[Girl]: I wish I could but (Gremlin) says that we don't hang out enough since I started talking to you...so I think I'm going to hang with her tonight to make her feel better! She's my best friend and I love her so it's only right that I do, I hope you understand. Just ask me again later and we will for sure!
[Guy-under his breath]: That maniacal gremlin bitch! Fuck her bullshit!!!!!!
[Guy]: Yeah..... I understand
[Girl]: Good, I'm glad (Is happy now)
[Guy-under his breath again]: I've never hit a woman before but I'm ready to knock some gremlins out!
an incredibly annoying short step-grandparent, who always thinks they are right and always consider themselves to be above everyone else
Grandpa bob was being a gremlin to grandma winnie today, he kept correcting everything she was doing.
(1) A mythical little craeture
which were the scourge to pilots in World War II.
(2) A popular car made by AMC Motors back in the 1970's.
(1) A cartoon starring Bugs Bunny had him at odds with a Gremlin who wanted to sabatoge a bomber plane.
(2) Man! You're STILL driving that gremlin?